NAE KINGS, NAE MASTERS! You want to keep your liberty? Guard it like a favorite stick. You let one fool call himself ‘Master of Treats,’ and next thing you know, he’s telling you when to sit and when to beg. Democracy’s a chew toy. If you don’t protect it, someone else will drool all over it.

Hmm... 'Hold on, hold on, there must be a law against killing lawyers.’ ‘Are you sure?’ ‘There’re still some around, aren’t there?' - Terry Pratchett, The Truth

Me examining a new follower:

Yo, mac? Let Lumi sing her favorite song. Don't feed the trolls. Let them shrivel up and die. Don't feed the effin' trolls. Ignore and block.