“Sit through a staff meeting about being Ofsted ready or do an Olympic level figure skating routine!”

Have you ever wondered how many questions you get asked every day as a teacher? It is suggested it is between 300-400 so l decided to put that to the test.

The difference between year 1s getting an award in assembly vs year 6 children

The embarrassment 😂

Let’s have a proper chat about Biff, Chip and Kipper books 😂

Teachers when a student calls them Alexa

Where’s your patience?

Have you ever been a primary school teacher?

This week’s chinwag episode of the podcast is with the brilliant Listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts 👍

Come and join the profession if you think it’s that easy

Keep those back to school adverts away from me

Teachers driving home after finishing for the half term break

Even more spring in our step when it’s the Friday bell for half term!

Me as a teacher vs me as a parent! 🎟️ Make sure you grab your tickets for our next tour, it’s our BIGGEST and BEST one yet, coming to venues across the UK and we seriously can’t wait to see you all! 🗓️✨ 📍 Dates & Venues so far: 🎭 October 2025 18th: Manchester, Aviva Studios 🐝 - SOLD

Me as a teacher vs me as a parent! 🎟️ Make sure you grab your tickets for our next tour, it’s our BIGGEST and BEST one yet, coming to venues across the UK and we seriously can’t wait to see you all! 🗓️✨ 📍 Dates & Venues so far: 🎭 October 2025 18th: Manchester, Aviva Studios 🐝 - SOLD

See you later!

When Mr P met his majesty the King 👑 after his recent visit to Buckingham Palace, what did they chat about? All is revealed on this week’s podcast

Which teacher had the biggest impact on when he was at school? Listen to the full chat wherever you get your podcasts.

Which teacher had the biggest impact on when he was at school? Listen to the full chat wherever you get your podcasts.

The reason Teachmate is the most trusted AI tool for teachers is that it’s been made by teachers for teachers to help them utilise AI in the safest way. The only AI tool that mimics your writing style to make your reports even more personalised with the clone my tone feature. Use the code

You can be a good teacher and not do all the pointless tasks

What teachers really want as an end of year gift

What teachers really want as an end of year gift

Teachers know the struggle

When you’ve put off all the jobs around the house until the summer break, but it’s now the summer break

When you’ve put off all the jobs around the house until the summer break, but it’s now the summer break

Teachers know the struggle

There’s tired then there’s teacher tired! Get your tickets for our next tour at 2mrpspodcast.com

The most disgusting 🤢 story we’ve shared on the podcast. Think you can top this, we’d love to hear it!

The most disgusting 🤢 story we’ve shared on the podcast. Think you can top this, we’d love to hear it!

When you make it to the end of another week of teaching without completely losing your sanity!

When SLT hear you saying how much you love teaching Year 4 and couldn’t imagine working in EYFS and so approach you about a change next year!

My opinion on homework in primary school as a teacher

Imagine if teachers could write reports like they did in the 1950s. Petition to bring the report format from 1954 back!

Imagine if teachers could write reports like they did in the 1950s. Petition to bring the report format from 1954 back!

Ok class find a space…

Sometimes when a child accidentally swears it is the funniest thing!

When you’re a millennial teacher trying to teach coordinates! Make sure you grab your tickets for our next tour. Our biggest and best tour yet is coming to venues across the UK, and we can’t wait to see you all! 🗓️ Dates & Venues so far: 🎭 October 2025 18th: Manchester, Aviva Studios 24th:

Can we just get back to answering the question please

Rounders is the goat of primary school sports

Different types of kids on the school playground

When a teacher gets asked to countersign a passport application

When a teacher gets asked to countersign a passport application

Different types of kids on the school playground

Another little time saving tip if you’re using Teachmate to help with your reports

Another little time saving tip if you’re using Teachmate to help with your reports

Teachers waking up after having a few drinks to celebrate making it to the school holidays

Don’t spend your well deserved half term break writing your reports, let Teachmate help you write the most personalised set of reports in a fraction of the time so you can focus on the most important resource in the classroom which is YOU! Sign up and use the code Reports2025 to save on an annual

How teachers look when they’re waiting for their class to be quiet

How teachers look when they’re waiting for their class to be quiet