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Oh. Was there a rapture today? So sorry, I must have blinked.

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It's Friday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfPromoFriday BUY A BOOK! Weekly pinned tweet promo spots a top 5 profiles open on x, DM for details :)

What you need in your life is an alternative to cricket. You need an Introduction to Brocketch. www.fictionpress.com/s/3361731/1/...

Echidna Touchstone's Pamphlet of Impractical Cats now has another entry: Macavity's Rival. That's 19 Old Possum-style bits of poetry. Innit? archiveofourown.org/works/7593577

I increasingly loathe televised sport.

I've written something new. Yet another #StarWars rip-off. Its called Star Drinks 2: Allderwine archiveofourown.org/works/68399631

Due to an administrative error, I am unable to care about sport.

Sylvia Snafu is in a bit of a dither. Why is that you cry? Find out here: www.fictionpress.com/s/3377504/1/...

Time for a #writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoMonday #AuthorsOfTwitter #share your #art #books #Blogs #comics #music #ttrpgs #poetry below & support each other! #Writerscommunity #readingcommunity #BookBoost #BookRecommendations #AmWriting #WritersLife #booksky

"Got the spirit of the #AnneRice vampire beginnings mixed with an X rating, thumbs up" I don't think you could have given me a better compliment. My favorite author! amazon.com/stores/M.T.-Hart/author/B08LSBK9V3 #ホラー #吸血鬼 #horror #vampire

Wasps on Vespas.

Bees in Humvees.

I was told to test my smoke alarms. I'll tell you this for nothing: they're rubbish at general knowledge.

Morning everyone. Whaypt gibbering nonsense will the world offered us today?

Baa baa Black sheep, he you any wool? Of course I do you silly git, I'm not a sodding bull.

#writerslift ! Time to #promote yourself on this #WerewolfWednesday !! #READERS find your next read here! ABP=Always Be Promoting! Post your links, websites, books, art audiobooks, pages, #WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromoWednesday BUY A BOOK!

Is there a bad smell in your home? If there is, don't fill the place with minty toothpaste. That will in no way help at all.

Woo! I get to go shopping. Yee-haw!

Why We Named Ourselves the Darling Axe The counsel to "kill your darlings" has been repeated many times by many editors, writers, and writing instructors. darlingaxe.com/blogs/news/w... #writingcommunity #writerslife #amwriting

Follow Me instructions #AssembleThingsASongOrPoem

Brand New Allen Key #AssembleThingsASongOrPoem

Make on Me #AssembleThingsASongOrPoem

In City news today, Boris Johnson has been converted into a houseboat and is now moored near Wapping Steps.

The Vatican should enter Eurovision. This year's entry is Cardinal Point with a tender ballad entitled "Don't Bash the Bishop." #IShouldBeSorry

The #Eurovision2025 #sweepstake is coming soon. So if you would like a country in this years competition, let me know and I’ll add you in for the draw. #eurovisionsweep

RFK Jr seems to be a cranky old git who refuses to understand anything new as 'it wasnt like that in my day'. He's America's 30p Lee.

Good names for a band: Pre Cambrian Explosion Script Kitty Owl Bag Weirdly Pleasing Sally Denied Not Minging Oversteer Grinning Minx Spoon-fed Wombat

I know its a tad early in proceedings, but can I nominate Milton Jones as the next pope? Or if hes unavailable, then maybe an inanimate carbon rod?

Hello world, you big, mad onion.

I wrote a Pride and Prejudice fanfic. Then I embiggened it. What Are You Thinking Mr Collins? archiveofourown.org/works/64480867

It's Sunday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromoSunday BUY A BOOK! Weekly pinned tweet promo spots a top 5 profiles open on x, DM for details :) No follow = No repost

A little Pride and Prejudice action, this time starring Mr Collins. What Are You Thinking Mr Collins? archiveofourown.org/works/64480867

So they're hacking into disability benefits with a bloody great axe, but they get a massive pay rise as well as their expenses.

Heres an idea #LizKendall, @teamlabouruk.bsky.social, instead of targeting disabled people, who you clearly loathe, why not cut some of the tax loopholes that rich bastards use?

Is it me or do Rachel Reeves and Liz Kendall seem to have a massive loathing for the disabled?

Good Sunday morning! 🌈 It’s a brand new week- filled with hope and potential! What song is stuck in your head right now? #EarWorm

It's Monday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromoMonday BUY A BOOK! Weekly pinned tweet promo spots a top 5 profiles open, DM for details :) #booksky No follow = no repost :)

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A new story. A new tale. The Cones Shall Rise archiveofourown.org/works/63767950

Any writers on Bluesky? Happy Caturday writers & readers #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday #WritersCommunity post your links 🔗 #ReadingCommunity find new books📚 Connect with a fellow author. #writerslift

Waiting for the Efficiency Expert of Trumpton to go after exactly the wrong thing.

Time methinks for a hopefully silly writing prompt: A rodeo clown with a butter knife. #WritingPrompt

I done wrote a thing: Murder at The Themis Hotel archiveofourown.org/works/63307180

Any writers here on Bluesky? Happy Caturday writers & readers #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday #WritersCommunity post your links 🔗 #ReadingCommunity find new books📚 Connect with a fellow author. #writerslift

Has anyone checked if Leon the Rat has an underground lair?

It's Wednesday and time for your daily #writerslift and to promote yourself! Post your links, websites, books, art, audiobooks, pages,#WhateverItTakes! #ShamelessSelfpromoWednesday BUY A BOOK! Weekly pinned tweet promo spots a top 5 profiles open on X, DM for details :) No follow = No repost :)