Cancelling on trade to get a seafood boil >>>

2025 may be a rotted year so far but the mug has been on ! Let the record show the mug is prevailing !

The state of the world has really been impeding my ability to feel my bluefin pussgina fantasy lately

It’s crazy how one day a septum ring is an integral part of your personality and then the next it’s gone forever

Someone looked at me tn was like omg I love your outfit and then looked down and said “OOH BUT NOT THEM SHOES” 💔

FFS just got approved wtf wtf wtf wtf

Why tf do drag tours keep stopping in Knoxville ??

Almost out of my last can of Dior airflash, gonna cry

TS by day, DL by night

Need to go bowling in the Bass Pro Shop pyramid sooo bad

Ik short people are so grateful for the face full of titty they get when they hug me

To TS is to slay, to werq, to serv

The beige and beyond community vs using blush with an inappropriate depth for their skin tone

Surgery has really worsened the slow season skinny this year

Tired of hearing Idina Menzel’s defying gravity 💖

2024 was the year of the BPD Baddie, what will 2025 have in store ???

One thing abt me, im gon misgender your cat

Is nosferatu #fierce ?

Good morning

Do flies and bees fuck with each other or no ?

Breasks

My top 4 mugs of 2024 me thinks

Denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is GAY

Just changed my oil in the parking lot of the bar. Feeling : Butch

EUSEXUA

Damn post Malone looks like a dirty q tip

Merry Christmas to the lace front eyebrow community only 💖

Car crapped out on Christmas Eve

Still have not psychologically recovered from watching Anora

Haircut

The bots on here are getting insane omg

First time sobbing onto the new breasts today, very cathartic

Is Destiny Fulfilled the greatest girl group album of all time ? (Yes)

Good morning

Does anyone in Spain want a hot green card wife ?

Wait, are those tariffs going to impact the cost of human hair

Changed my gender markers with the federal government and doubling my estrogen dose to celebrate 🥳

Letting the lesbian part of my brain take the reigns in 2025

Every morning I wake up ready to take on the day because of my breasts. They are such a source of pure joy, like wow gender euphoria fr.

Good morning

I love conversing with the local lesbian polycule

Told people to paint my tits at my paint and sip

Happy Monday !

Good morning

The sudden urge to be a prison wife

613 Cousin It would be cunt

Good mornting

Spironolactone would be beautiful name for a baby girl

Miss my 600sq ft 2 bedroom apartment that was inhabited by 5 transexuals and an otter sometimes