Cranberry Sauce is the Ketchup of Thanksgiving Dinner

was there ever a bigger bozo in the nba than kobe bryant? here's my answer: no there wasn't. he was the biggest

I thought Joe burrow was supposed to be good?

Noming

“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!” {me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}

www.instagram.com/reel/DRaoy8n... SC has a lot of flaws, historically shitty, all time bad flaws. But it also has amazing food, beaches, surf, nature and uhh all this:

Taco time

If accountants are even bringing up the word "Enron" in ANY way, that is a flashing red alert that the books aren't just cooked, but sauteed, flambeed, baked, broiled and burned.

tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

How tf has the ‘let’s repeal the Citizens United Act’ discourse not started yet?

Mmm a Monday morning sane washing of one of the biggest bozos in America, I love journalism

Oh yeah

Still got it

A replay of Deni Avdija's 1st assist of the night

Cs lost but the ambigram whiteboard came out alright

Lemon caper onion parm sauce with cabbage and chicken is shockingly good lol

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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged. Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.

I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.

I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk? But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession. But that's just me

Just goin to leave this here…

Little did we know, RayGun at the Olympics in Aug 2024 was an international kickoff event for giant frauds being on stages everywhere from now on.

Quick Kiseru halftime

$3 tacos >>>

Frogadier is getting big 😅

What does AJ Dybantsa know that we dont? 🤔

Happy BDay to the goat, Cs by a million tonight

Nick Offerman in DEATH BY LIGHTNING deserves an Emmy. He’s so freaking good he makes you forget Ron Swanson.

❌ A/I can’t replace real skills ❌ A/I can’t stop crime before it happens ❌ A/I can’t have real feelings or thought ❌ A/I isn’t therapy ✅ A/I is hurting the environment ✅ A/I is plagiaring creatives ✅ A/I is moderated by underpaid traumatized workers ✅ A/I can give you psychosis 🚫SAY NO TO GEN A/I🚫

That brains getting more plaquey by the day

If you get to a trillion dollars you should have to start the game over from the beginning at a higher difficulty like your parents not owning a bunch of emerald mines or whatever idk that’s just a random example

Snack hunting or napping?

My boy is napping 😭

I think it’s fair to say harden has not forgotten about what the Celtics/ Marcus smart did to him in crunch time ~7 years ago

Scamming the Cs on the beach >>>

Ricotta Tomato mushroom pepper onion havarti gouda eggpie

ParlayBron James

LeScandal

Tf is this rebrand 😭 ‘Get MS Now!’ Did the marketing ppl find a stash of quaaludes?

Win or lose…. I know everyone in the NBA world wants 7 games of Curry vs Wemby. What a match up.

The Shrine is complete (for now)

Don’t care, Spurs still now warriors aren’t winning in 7 against this team ever again lol

Looking at spurs numbers. Wemby, Fox and castle are avg a drunken 12.5 TOs per game. Harper is only playing 23 min per Play Harper more, have him handle more and watch TOs go down

The Warriors are yesterday, The Spurs are now

The most disrespectful shit you’ve ever seen on a basketball court Omfg draymond has to retire now, I’m sorry those are the rules