Random thought. Could Dan Neil technically play on Sunday? Like no idea if he's on a beach or what but given Ipswich season ended a few weeks ago would he be eligible? #SAFC

My God I love the playoffs

Rumour mill advice for the summer: Have you heard of this player? If yes we probably aren't in for them Unless It's as crazy as us getting Xhaka #SAFC

Just watched a video explaining all of the scenarios for us getting into Europe & now I feel sick I wasn't bothered before but now its a real possibility I kinda want it I'm also going to be in a complete signal void until at least 9pm on Sunday so that won't make me go slowly insane at all #SAFC

Honestly the idea that we're going into the final game of the season in the top half, let alone with a realistic shout of Europe is insane to me Imagine telling someone this a year ago, sure we were all on a Ballard high but nobody was predicting this before the playoff final #SAFC

Oh man city beat Chelsea in the cup final

Just glanced at the relegation battle in Spain and I think my brain just had a Black Bolt implosion

Happy Ballard Day to all who Celebrate #SAFC

Kinda crazy that this is only the third season in a decade where we haven't been either relegated or in the playoffs And one of those seasons was the pandemic so comes with a fairly hefty asterisk The other season was the Beale debacle #SAFC

Proper playoff semi this like If it finishes 11 a side and nobody on the benches gets sent off I'll be stunned

Bolton using time travel is surely cheating

Also this is banging... Well done Vaux

Gateshead has gone to the ̶n̶a̶z̶i̶s̶, s̶t̶a̶s̶i̶, ̶P̶u̶t̶i̶n̶ ̶p̶u̶p̶p̶e̶t̶s̶, b̶r̶o̶w̶n̶s̶h̶i̶r̶t̶s̶ ̶ grifters But at least my village has 3 labour councillors

Picking a winner from the championship playoffs is a nightmare Southampton have the most momentum and probably the best squad Boro have been good all season should have gotten automatic & have just found some form Millwall have Alex Neil who is serial playoff winner So this means Hull will win

I chose to work the bank holiday tomorrow so I could have a day off later in the year. I am currently seething with myself for this decision, despite the fact that I would have done nothing with tomorrow.

Well unless a miracle happens at Brentford at least we are mathematically safe #SAFC

Sheffield Wednesday getting to 0 points for the season is actually a super achievement

Really hope we put in a bounce back performance tomorrow. I'm still hopeful for a top half finish but mostly these stupid anti RLB people don't need anything else to stir them up #SAFC

Well at least he didn't put ketchup on his ear this time

Well that's not gone well #SAFC

Kinda want us to get into the Conference just cos this 1 game a week lark is so boring #SAFC

Just downloaded this but I expect it's going to be worth a listen pca.st/episode/42b2... New interim CEO Tom Burwell #SAFC

Its actually insane how much better night 2 of WrestleMania was #Wrestlemania

I think we just have to call that frustrating and move on Probably the hardest game we had left this season, focussing on bouncing back next week #SAFC

Ffs #SAFC

I've been looking at today as a bit of a free hit, away to Villa would never have been on my places we can get points list. But I can't lie, the idea that we could be 6th if we wIn is very appealing and also kinda crazy #SAFC

Glorious day at @brewyork.beer as it is every year

I've no idea who did this but hats off to whoever documented all of the wall of fame bricks - walloffamebricks.co.uk #SAFC Need to pop themselves a Kofi on that website

Crucially we have finally overturned Burnley's 24 point head start and are now 2 points above them #SAFC

Why do I keep seeing people trying to claim this has been a terrible football season? It's been bloody brilliant. You've got a proper title race, a 4 team relegation battle and every other team could still get into a Europe at this point And meanwhile the championship is being utter chaos as well

Watching some head loss over on the bad place from our lovely neighbours. It's honestly piss funny, but what I find most bizarre is the sheer arrogant entitlement, they fully believe that they should just be wiping the floor with Palace etc #SAFC

A 3 week break leading into one game a week for the next 7 weeks should really be Le Bris time to shine, we know how good he is at conditioning players when he has the time. Kinda hate this timing of playing spurs but if we have designs on a top half finish today is a must win for me #SAFC

Stolen from a trend in the bad place #SAFC 25/26 🌟 Best Player - Xhaka 🌱 Breakthrough Star - Sadiki ❌ Worst Player - None tbh 👏 Best Signing - Roefs 🤢 Worst Signing - Masuaku 📈 Most Improved Player - Ballard 😐 Most Underwhelming - Adingra 🤯 Biggest Surprise - Hume No complaints

Ah turns out it was just Taco Tuesday

Need to stop scrolling photos of the moon and go to sleep Might wake up to nuclear war tomorrow

Watching the championship chaos today it's kinda nice to know we have a chill end of the season. As brilliant as the playoffs were my nerves are happy for the break #SAFC

These championship games are chaos today, Norwich doing Ipswich A massive favor, Oxford blowing a massive chance to get out the bottom 3 and right now Wednesday are beating Leicester

Glad I'm not in a caravan for this ridiculous wind like

God even watching old ppvs Goldberg sucks

April fools day posts on LinkedIn are a specific level of grim

God this is a boring Sunday compared to last week #SAFC

I'm designed for shorts please give me shorts weather

Don't blame the publicans, blame the shitty parents. You want to bring your kids to the pub that's fine but they need to behave. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Every time I see that video of Burn getting double megged I'm howling... How is he getting near the England squad #SAFC

Must be time for match of the day #SAFC #CANS #VAUX

The important thing to remember is we haven't played anyone good yet #SAFC

Surely to hell 43 points is enough to stay up with! #SAFC

Whaaaaaaaat #SAFC

I try not to be negative but I'd snap your hand off for a 1-1 draw right now. Hopefully have a good last 7 games once we've got players back after the international break #SAFC

Done a big walk, had some sourdough toast and eggs so whatever else happens today I've had myself a canny morning