If Brighton could not lose to wolves that'd be super

Watching The Lost Bus on apple, it lies somewhere between play-off semi final in extra time and that roof clearing scene from Chernobyl on the stress scale

Ah much frustrate, I'd have taken 4 points from villa forest and man united though if I'd been offered it a couple of weeks ago though #SAFC

I don't know if I've ever gone into the night before playing man united away thinking we could actually win I know that's 90% about their decline than it is us being good but even so I'm never daft enough to expect us to win but just thinking we have a realistic chance seems crazy to me #SAFC

Every time I see that blue kit I'm struck by how much a thing of beauty it is

Well that's double figures... Pretty sure we were told we wouldn't get that #SAFC

Rattling intensifies

Why are people talking about golf?

Starting to give Reinildo the side eye like, seems to have a lot of daft moments in him #SAFC

Well that was a good week off Wonder if my sleeping pattern is completely destroyed or just utterly destroyed

God it's boring now the transfer window is shut #SAFC

Oh my Christ #SAFC

Guy Mowbray on the MOTD commentary 😍😍😍 #SAFC

Well who knows what else will happen this season, but right now I don't know if a Sunderland fan who wouldn't have snapped your hand off for today's result No need to get carried away but for now let's celebrate #SAFC

I don't mean to sound negative btw, I'm just suddenly thinking "holy balls this is happening" We've done as much as we can in terms of transfers and that's all we can ask... God I just don't want it to be a season of shite, I'll take going down but lets make it a fight please #SAFC

Christ it's suddenly less than 48 hours from the new season. Can't lie promotion & 'whatever will be will be' felt very different from a festival field on the 25th of May I dunno how everyone else is feeling but Saturday & the following fixtures feel massive I think we need to get potb early #SAFC

Can't imagine Mike Dodds has much time left at Wycombe like I think he's a fantastic number 2 but don't feel like being the manager is right for him

Isak going to Bristol is a bit left field like

Also in wrestling nerdery how good is unreal on Netflix?

Hmmm everyone is saying Granit Xhaka came 16th in the Ballon d'Or last year but for context does anyone know where Callum McFadzean was ranked when we signed him in 2020? #SAFC

Crumbs some fans have the memory of a goldfish, how bad were the results when we decided to have a mini pre-season in April? Then we won the playoffs And y'all are worrying about actual pre-season results? It might be bad next season but don't panic yet Optimism (As a radical life choice) #SAFC

Wish I owned an airport

Like 10 days ago I wasn't even aware Granit Xhaka was still playing, but now I'm convinced we must sign him There is a slim chance I'm not an entirely rational person #SAFC

Well if the men can shithouse themselves into a Euros final why can't the women #Lionesses

Can't help but feel 90% of England's attacks would have had a better outcome with a late runner into the box, so many second balls dropping into space about 15 yards out

Fuck me where did Norway learn to take penalties, Sunderland?

It's been like 48 hours since we signed a player and I'm starting to have massive withdrawals #SAFC

Starting to live in absolute fear of the AFCON like #SAFC

Yeah but a Sam Fender gig and a League Cup win makes it all okay Saudi Arabia executing ‘horrifying’ number of foreigners for drug crimes www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

But what airport did he fly into

Watched 'the iron claw' it's really good but very melancholy. I love me some wrestling but Christ it's left some human misery in it's history

Love these so called experts saying Sunderland will struggle trying to play expansive possession football... We didn't play that to get promoted why would we switch to it now? #SAFC

At this point I actually genuinely don't know who has signed officially, who has been confirmed by other sources, who is just rumour and who has buggered off to Saudi I tried building a spreadsheet but it crashed #SAFC

Hummel as our kit manufacturer was one of the best decisions this club has made in recent years. Everything they make is fire If I didn't live in the heart of enemy territory I would spend so much money #SAFC

I've no idea if all these signings and new appointments will be anywhere near enough to keep us up but we can't be accused of not giving it a go Also as a being who is fueled almost entirely by spite I'd love for us to stay up just to see the massive collective head loss from other teams #SAFC

I'm not sure what I was expecting, not an artist I know much about, but holy fuck that was awesome #OliviaRodrigo

I also had to Google who Callum McFadzean was but this feels very different #SAFC

Well you what 'self esteems' backing dancers would beat the shit out of you if you crossed her Great performance

Weird juxtaposition of being a football fan, I'm 100% convinced our squad isn't good enough to stay up next season... Yet I was 100% convinced that 90% of our team was getting poached by premier league teams if we hadn't gone up #SAFC

"are you happy to come to this holiday park on Wednesday for a meeting and maybe deliver some quick Excel training sessions?" Yes I am goddam thrilled to go and do that #IAmBack

Glad to see the majority of #SAFC fans wishing Jobe well. Now the model is starting to payout in terms of these players moving on I think we'll have to get used to this Hopefully no more booing of players like Watson was (by a minority)

Declaring war on your civilian population does seem like a bold move even for Trump Also given you have the most ridiculously over armed civilian population in the world this may not end well for anyone America I love you but you're freaking me out

I'm on a run of weekends where I'm at a music festival, beer festival or birthday every week for about 2 months, so having a weekend in the middle with nothing to do, has been fantastic for my wallet, my ability to do some house jobs and just generally allowing me to relax normally for 48 hours

Now I don't work for the shittest company in the world and have no football to stress about I don't know what to do with all of this nervous energy Something productive? Don't be so silly

Absolute power play to force his move to Sunderland #SAFC Amad makes obscene gesture after 'personal abuse' - www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Btw we told you it was til the end were you not listening? #SAFC

So glad Luke was able to get his medal

Honestly no clue what will happen today, I think the summer and next season will be chaos either way As always just hoping it's not penalties and we don't end up with a scapegoat #TilTheEnd #SAFC

The good thing about starting a new job this week is that I've been very distracted So now I get to have all my anxiety at once! #SAFC

Given sheff united supposedly have some sort of playoff curse and it's been a season of clubs breaking ducks that doesn't really bode well for us tomorrow If you believe correlation equals causation like #SAFC