My wife just fell asleep on call after I sung a song to her... She is so adorable...

i adore this thanks to whatever person drew this on youraislopboresme

[re: Off platform subpost] There are healthy outlets for compulsive lying, and pushing those struggling with such to just not lie at all isn't helpful. Stop it.

[Off platform subpost] Why is it that people seem to ignore the "compulsive" part of compulsive lying. And why do we as society let it be so normal to entirely dismiss those who struggle with it as bad people.

[Off platform subpost] Why is it that people seem to ignore the "compulsive" part of compulsive lying. And why do we as society let it be so normal to entirely dismiss those who struggle with it as bad people.

Friend sound startled like 10-ton gorilla with fancy name appear from nowhere and start playing electric guitar.

[Eye contact] Our mother took this picture of me on Christmas eve, I was not trying to pose for a picture or anything, I was just sitting. However I will take accidentally looking very *very* good.

[Eye contact] Our mother took this picture of me on Christmas eve, I was not trying to pose for a picture or anything, I was just sitting. However I will take accidentally looking very *very* good.

[Selfie, Eye contact] I feel quite good with how we look today! #juleselfie

It is strange finding those on fedi in other places as well. cc: @tempest

People born in the year 18 will be 2008 next year.

People born in the year 18 will be 2008 next year.

[Today in Garden System members realising something they were taught in school is just straight up wrong and does not even resemble reality:] We were taught when being taught English that 90% of contractions like don't are always grammatically incorrect. This is partially probably to [...]

I have made the mistake of forgetting the side of town I was going to is generally colder than where I live.

[Politics] The person next to me on the bus is actively posting on Facebook about hating immigrants and how concerned he is about sexuality being taught about in kindergarten... How lovely... Thankfully he put his phone away and is now looking quite nervous after I made very certain h[...]

[Non serious kink question] Question: If playing a social deduction game is it cheating to leverage being someone's dom to get information out of them?

Seems someone else in my system has changed my displayname

So we're doing a Wafrn sexyman vote by the end of 2025! Please rewoot with your nominations (could be an oc, a video game character, etc. etc.) (rewoot if you want for more reach)

We were told a lot growing up that smiling makes you age faster and gives you wrinkles. This was often presented as a negative thing, but yhr only thing it did for me is make me determined to be the wrinklies person possible.

Actually being somewhat open and vulnerable is such an interesting experience. On one hand I feel like a cornered animal or like I have been pushed into cold water. But like jumping into a cold pool it is actually somewhat nice when I have had time to adjust to the temperature. But ev[...]

The different structures of systems is something I find infinitely facinating. We are these days surrounded by those also multiple, yet there is maybe a singular system I know of that get close to the way that we function and even that is somewhat of a stretch. The amount of unique wa[...]

I have an account now instead of stealing someone else's. This doesn't mean I know what to do with it.