“Hi my name is Gary Stevenson and I profited off the downfall of society and now have generational wealth beyond the dreams of most. I think we should think about the feelings of people voting for racist policy rather than working towards keeping the racists away from power”

What I like to do when I’m lying on the internet is edit a Wikipedia page that proves my point excellently

Gary Stevenson is a stupid fucking cunt and should not be listened to

Ruining my men’s mental health by reading football twitter

At the risk of ruining the vibe of Bluesky, the PGMOL are the biggest bunch of devious bastards this side of New York City

My face when I’m gobbling up the last of the dark chocolate hob nobs

Twice today I’ve seen people * ** use “we invented it” when talking about social media or this app in particular. *men **americans

This but also don’t take my picture

Dark chocolate HobNobs are a level of perfection that only the 3 pin plug and the Adidas Tango football have ever reached

Charlie Merked

Charlie and the Headshot Factory

Charlie Kirk - His body and I hope it’s my choice

I say this a lot, but this is legitimately Queen Shit 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Lads, my youngest starts SECONDARY school tomorrow. What the fuck? He’s my baby boy. I’m emotional about it

Your Party literally from its inception has been this

See also, the UK

What’s funny about this is that the right are, quite literally, talking about taking rights away, denying freedoms and taking public services away. These are unappealing to people but because they have billionaires funding grifters to brainwash people, it continues at pace

Remember when we all thought Trump was dead?

Kano in Top Boy. And it’s not close

My men’s mental health took a kicking earlier when I fully wasted over an hour because I didn’t save my progress as I was going and I lost my work

Blocked for simply telling someone the truth

Billionaires should be hurt and not seen

There is so much to hate about Britain and the way it’s been pillaged by those in power but every single day I thank my lucky stars I’m not American.

Oldest and most out of shape person in this gym. Smashing 100kg on the bench to prove that no amount of looking immaculate in gym shark gear is a substitute for Old Man™️ strength

The older I get the more I realise just how fucking great Pho is. I used to hate the broth. Texturally it appalled me. Now? Give me all the spicy water you can. The noodles to water ratio needs to be way less

Me drowning in children’s bubble bath -

John Boyne taking today’s “Worlds BALDEST Man” title 

Legendary thread in the making here

If Joanne was a man she would be so BALD

I’ve eaten some noodles for lunch and I think they were too hot. I’m in pieces here

I fucking love discussing the height of men. It’s one of my favourite subjects

New vocal stim I gotta bar that’ll senda man senda man WEEWHOOAA

They’ve spent a fortune, we were shit and we’ve still beat them at their place

The absolute goat. Can’t see it ever being topped

It’s very funny to me that the wonky headed big man is HATED by the wizard lady because he tried to fuck a trans woman and she rejected him. This is why he is the way he is and that doesn’t sit right with the wizard lady

One day, there will be a journalist who will look at the fact Labour have an MP who is the chairman of “We believe Israel” and maybe look into just how much money has filtered into the bank accounts of cabinet ministers that’s come directly from Israel. Until then our PM is just their ally?

Lots of people who go to Amsterdam to smoke weed because it’s illegal here seem to think that the Met Police rounding up and arresting people in the name of Terrorism is both good and unavoidable

“So you think you should not follow laws if they don’t apply to you” Actually yes. If it’s good enough for the Billionaires and the Multi Millionaires that make and break these laws then it’s good enough for me

What’s intriguing about this is that Corbyn wasn’t ever the answer, he was the compromise. Starmer made it clear as soon as he was elected LOTO that he wanted none of us anywhere near the Labour party. So you can stick any nuance up your gaping hole

I might, as a bit, become a Starmer guy and just be like “at least he’s not a Tory” despite him being the most Tory PM we’ve had since Thatcher and he’s going to lose his Premiership to Nigel Fucking Farage who will attack him from the left. Imagine getting attacked from the left by a facist

I am home from Wales. A few things I’ve noticed whilst away. The south western Welsh lilt might be the most glorious accent on these islands I saw 4 buses the whole time I was away. I went to Cardiff, Swansea, Carmarthen, Haverfordwest, Milford Haven and Pembroke Dock.

I know that people come here to get away from this shit and I’m sorry for this but this is an American right wing talking point and he’s absolutely getting paid by the same folks as Charlie Kirk. This ends in civil war doesn’t it?

Compound swears peaked with Motherfucker

Sunburned! On the Pembrokeshire coast

I’ve just seen a tweet that goes: Gyökeres is doing a lot of standing around waiting for the ball As if this is a bad thing? This is what a number 9 should be doing. I don’t want my number 9 tracking back. I don’t want him playing 79 yard balls I want him in the box scoring goals

Met at a Costa. She made her coffee Irish. At 10am. Her mum and her kids came in and had a full on conversation. I still went back to hers and fucked her in the arse. Not a single text was exchanged afterwards

If you can outsource a significant portion of your job to AI, you shouldn’t be getting paid 6 figures a year to do it