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News on the @krisscrossapple.bsky.social parody account: It will remain MOSTLY inactive until Fall 2025. And I'm talking about Northern Hemisphere Fall, not Southern Hemisphere Fall; so yeah, it will take a while. [More on comments]

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!WARNING POST! For those who follow me for the parody/in-character content, I made this account to "test the waters," as a certain canine would say, and I decided to keep it as my personal account. If anyone is still interested in a Kris parody account, follow @krisscrossapple.bsky.social

Thankfully, the weirdo above controlling my body didn't make me hug the prince. I'm just uncomfortable with how they keep trying to set me up with the bird.

I just want to point out how fascinating it is that the human brain has a "department" for specifically identifying other beings trying to imitate humans. I'm not a scientist, but from what I see, it doesn't seem to be a matter of convenience either, but rather survival. (Uncanny Valley).

My Chemical Romance is good.

I love my mom, but she made it very difficult when she chose my middle name.

The 3 hours of sleep might be getting to me, but I'm pretty sure that it was Monday for several days & just now it's Tuesday...

Some fanart for @stupidbutterfly.bsky.social and @phisnom.com that I made during the art stream! Started as a warmup doodle that quickly became more than just a warmup lol #myart #obbyart #fanart #phisnom #stupidbutterfly #art #digitalart #phisart

Oh no

I remember when my brother and I used to go to church every Sunday morning. Father Alvin always told us that when it rains, it's because God is crying. Took me a while to understand why, but nowadays, I just hope that one day it will rain, and God will be crying tears of happiness.

In "Stardew Valley".

had a dream last night that steel wool announced a special controller support for secret of the mimic. it was an extension for the wiimote that would "make your arms long like jackie's" yes, you hold it by the base and no, you can't reach the buttons. prepare your wallets

I like Saint Motel's "ForPlay" EP.

Morning After Cuts (2010) by SkyBox is a hidden gem. I'm also 60% sure it's one of the inspirations for Tally Hall's 2011 Good & Evil.

The Stanley Parable is probably my favorite video game.

I have very mixed opinions on Will Wood's "The New Normal" ("The Normal Album" 2024 remix). The 2nd half of the album is a significant improvement, though. "Marsha..." was a downgrade and "Love, Me Normally" was left untouched, but apart from that, it's good.

The earthquake is finally over.

Sans only sells heart-shaped marshmallows. Ironic.

@fazbearent.bsky.social I just visited the new "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza" that opened here in Hometown with my friend Susie after school. It's not as big as the Hurricane location, much less the Granite Falls location in Minnesota, but it's still a decent and enjoyable Freddy Fazbear's. 10/10

Video games.

December 25th will be an interesting day.

An earthquake is happening right now.

School is a solid 5/10.

Enough internet for tonight.

I am Kris.

We're proud to announce a new location we are opening! It definitely isn't a random pizza place we bought and rebranded, no sir! Opening officially next week!

Enough internet for today. I'm making pancakes & hot chocolate.

My rules.

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

I saw this image and had a stupid idea