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🇱​​🇴​​🇨​​🇦​​🇱​ ​🇸​​🇨​​🇮​​🇪​​🇳​​🇹​​🇮​​🇸​​🇹​ - 𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐒 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ.ᐟ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ —————————— ( #ocrp / #mvrp )

𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵? 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘴, 𝘐 𝘤𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴. [ #SonicRP / #OCRP / #MVRP ]

Yes, yes, I'm here. Hold your applause. I'm very busy.

Anyway, thank you for joining me on this little detour, but I'll have the passwords to every news account on the entire internet within the next 10 minutes. Toodles!

Gems are determined to have value based on worthless parameters. Did you know that spinel is much rarer than ruby, and is only found in clusters of rubies? Yet, it's thought of as a worthless replacement! Humankind has yet to understand what true value is. And oh, I'll show it to them.

The process in which the human body creates kidney stones is thought to be the same way that a clam makes a pearl. However, this is factually incorrect. It's related more to the creation of a scab over an open wound. So your grandma's treasured necklace is a bunch of scabs on a string.

I'm regretting this already. There are enough colorful little animals in my life as it is. At least THIS one is showing me a bit of respect.

As part of my reign of terror on this platform, I would like to begin a series of facts that will destroy the minds of those unqualified to be mentioned in even the same BREATH as me. Ready? Watermelons are a type of berry.

[Clearing his throat. Loudly.] Agent Stone?

Hello, peons of the internet! It's time to meet your maker. Quite literally, in fact. You think Steve Jobs designed the iPhone himself? Only someone of my genius could overload the interface with so many inaccessible features that it becomes little more than a constant video display!

⍟ ⏦ ➲ 𝗥𝗨𝗟𝗘𝗦

⍟ ⏦ ➲ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘

⍟ ⏦ ➲ 𝗠𝗨𝗡

⠀ 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙊𝙇𝙀 𝙋𝙐𝙍𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙔𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙔𝙊𝙐. ⠀

〚 𝗗𝗢𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥 𝗜𝗩𝗢 𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗢𝗧𝗡𝗜𝗞, 𝗦𝗖𝗗 〛        🤖 𝙸𝚗 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚟𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚢.