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TRUE or FALSE? Stick insects don't know *what* the fuck is going on.

TRUE or FALSE? The 'when'sa your Dolmio day' puppets are currently wanted by Interpol on corruption charges.

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TRUE or FALSE? If you stacked all the Funko Pops in the world on top of each other, your arms would get really tired.

TRUE or FALSE? The artist formerly known as Prince was the world's first generative AI.

Happy New Year's Day! TRUE or FALSE? If you do 'pinch punch first of the month' to a donkey, the curse will be lifted and he'll transform back into a beautiful prince.

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Happy New Year's Eve! TRUE or FALSE? Every year at the Hootenanny - while the Scots Guards distract the audience with their bagpipes peformance - Jools Holland is dropped through a trapdoor and drowned in a tank of water, only to be instantly replaced with a fresh clone like in The Prestige.

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TRUE or FALSE? Camel humps are actually breasts.

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TRUE or FALSE? Over the years, every house featured on Changing Rooms has been destroyed in freak landslide incidents. They call it the Laurence Llewelyn Omen.

TRUE or FALSE? David Blaine is secretly a Mentat.

TRUE or FALSE? Quicksand is a myth propagated by Big Concrete.

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TRUE or FALSE? 'Nocturnal' animals are actually just shy.

Merry Christmas! TRUE or FALSE? Christmas crackers were invented in 1605 during the interrogation of Guy Fawkes on the rack. When Tower of London guards pulled off his arms & legs off, tiny pencil sharpeners & hair combs fell out. (His later execution also inspired the piñata.)

TRUE or FALSE? All contestants on Blind Date who ended up getting married to each other were contractually obliged to have Cilla Black sing at the wedding. youtu.be/6aMeSZXQX7I

TRUE or FALSE? Sooty was thrown out of the Magic Circle because he refused to distance himself from Sweep's racist tweets.

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TRUE or FALSE? Every Christmas eve as the clock strikes midnight, Russell Brand is visited by the ghost of Lord Byron who reminds him he should have died at 36 too.

TRUE or FALSE? The collective noun for a group of crypto investors is a 'burden'.

TRUE or FALSE? Old-fashioned sundials can not only tell you the time of day, but also the day's length, breadth and pollen count.

TRUE or FALSE? Baton Rouge was named after a tampon.

TRUE or FALSE? In 2001, Forrest Gump was inducted into the National Film Registry at the US Library of Congress for being 'culturally based and shrimp-pilled'.

TRUE or FALSE? Dandruff can be used as an inexpensive substitute for celery salt.

TRUE or FALSE? Dave Matthews has a Twitch channel called Under The Table And Streaming.

TRUE or FALSE? The 'J' in LL Cool J's name stands for 'Jeffrey Dahmer'.

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TRUE or FALSE? The first ever record played on a phonograph was '4 Hours of Philly Cheesesteak Chewing Noises ASMR'.

TRUE or FALSE? One of the items on Olive Garden's secret menu is 'spaghetti & meatballs served to you in the alley outside the restaurant and also you have to share it with a dog who surreptitiously kisses you without your consent'.

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TRUE or FALSE? People who confess their love by silently presenting cue cards on your doorstep are legally required to have an 'unsubscribe' option.

TRUE or FALSE? Each month originally had its own advent calendar, but this practice was eventually banned in 1654 by Oliver Cromwell; who had all the unsold ones pulped and turned into Quaker Oats porridge.

TRUE or FALSE? The island of Sodor is a tax haven for short, fat billionnaires who wear top hats.

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TRUE or FALSE? Nuclear weapons are more afraid of you than you are of them.

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TRUE or FALSE? Every Christmas, Nigel Farage takes time out of his busy schedule to visit children's cancer wards and leave coal in their stockings.

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TRUE or FALSE? Jellyfish only use 10% of their brains.

TRUE or FALSE? Contrary to popular belief, Clippy the Microsoft assistant was actually an anthropomorphised tapeworm.

TRUE or FALSE? If you leave a TGI Fridays without paying the bill, the Chopper bike mounted on the wall automatically drops to the floor so a staff member can use it to chase you down and kill you.

TRUE or FALSE? Before he became known as Pac-Man, the titular yellow hero from Namco's classic arcade game was called Peter Michael Fuckburger.

TRUE or FALSE? 9 out of 10 doctors recommend Gaving & Stacey as a cure for crippling joy and optimism.

TRUE or FALSE? 'It's the wand that chooses the wizard' is the new company slogan of Hitachi.

TRUE or FALSE? If you lock Danny Dyer in an industrial sandblasting cabinet, he will pupate and blossom into a beautiful geisha woman.

TRUE or FALSE? Sunglasses were invented when pirate Bartholomew Roberts accidentally wore an eyepatch on both eyes.