On the plus side, he'll be the only ICE agent that doesn't need to wear a mask since no one knows who he is.

Those thrown dildos are the closest these crypto bros have ever gotten to giving a woman an orgasm

Is this what a good economy looks like?

He probably knows where the Epstein files are. That’s a fireable offense now.

Either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.

He may not have gotten the Purple Heart but he fought hard to earn the Pedo Heart

You want me to release the Epstein files? Best I can do is release Maxwell his accomplice.

This world would be a lot better if more people just watched The Muppets.

487 days until the midterms. I can easily hold a grudge that long.

Republicans to USA “Drop Dead!”

Republicans are in quite a bind. If they don’t pass their bill people will think they are morons. If they pass their bill people will know they are morons.

I would love to see the streets lined in DC tomorrow with nothing but drag queens saluting the army and Trump. Nothing would piss Trump off more. First, it would be respectful towards the military and second it would be humiliating for Trump.

It turns out Andor is better at predicting the future that the Simpsons.

So much this…

The first rule of political protest…the first side to become violent loses.

How can you declare a day to be "Liberation Day" and then a week later pause it for 90 days. That's like a week after the invasion of Normandy, retreating to England to refuel.

Trade War of 2025 April 2 - April 9 Let us have a moment of silence for those we lost.

You all mocked me for being a PINO, Panican in Name Only but who is laughing now?

Remember the days when the stock market increased in value. God I miss those days!

I think in a few years, we're going to look back on this time and laugh. Like, remember in 2024 when we had disposable income?! I used to buy the stupidest things like toast and put avocado on it!! Can you imagine?! Haha, oh well, back to the dumpster for dinner.

Well, this got SignalGate out of the headlines.

Me looking at Gen Z with a recession about to happen…

I feel like the USA is the Cleveland Indians from Major League and Trump is the owner Rachel Phelps that wants the team to lose so we can move to Florida.

RIP to Art Vanderlay’s import/export business!

You know who is laughing right now? Every doomsday prepper that I’ve ever made fun of.

Am I allowed to sell all my shares in the market before the market opens? Asking for my 401k.

Retired people living off of their 401ks don’t vote reliably do they?

My Kingdom for a check and/or balance at this moment!

I can’t wait to hear how these tariffs are Biden’s fault.

Eggs for $10 will seem like a steal when the pan used to cook them now costs $2000

Looks like I can stop watching those Great Depression documentaries and just start a journal that can be used in 50 years for a documentary

Well, it's back to stuffing money into my mattress.

Can't wait to see all the Wall Street traders proudly wearing their Trump hats tomorrow on the market floor.

Stephen Miller is going to be so pissed when Booker breaks his hero’s record tonight.

If Elon loses tonight in Wisconsin, I'm going to celebrate by watching a Tesla catch on fire by itself.

I think a way to combat DOGE is to use this scenario: Imagine a grocery store with 20 lanes but only 3 are open. Each lane is 15 people long. You look around at the 17 other lanes and you think "why don't they open more lanes, this is so inefficient?" Elon would solve this by firing 2 cashiers

This whole administration feels like the episode of Benny Hill where they pretend to be Benny Hitler

Has anyone checked their Signal chats to see if Trumps Taxes or Healthcare plans are being discussed?

Video proof on why we didn’t go through with tariffs for Colombian goods

Has Trump visited West Texas for the measles outbreak yet?

It’s so weird to me that 70 million Americans watch Indiana Jones and cheer for the Nazis.

Wondering if this THE JD Vance couch

I prefer Presidents that weren't captured by Russia

Are we the baddies?

Can DOGE fire a Vice President?

If NATO attacks the United States and invokes Article 5, I will honor the United States agreement and defend NATO.

Hey everyone, remember 2024 when we were the good guys?

I feel like I'm living in Vichy France right now.

I'm already sick of having a shitty president and it's only one month in.