gen z is afraid of jelqing

there’s only one guy posting on this website. his name is derek skeeter and he sucks at posting.

when i started using apple pay in high school all the kids would smack my ass and call me “apple gay” every time i whipped out my phone to make a purchase. it’s cool to see the whole world adopt it so seamlessly over ten years later.

driving is so boring. thank god we have phones so theres some entertainment while you’re behind the wheel

i actually think f1 is pretty cool since i learned it’s a car thing and not an abbreviation for a slur

eat the pussy like luke foods

watchin good burger 2 with my chick. u know how it go.

lickin on my frenulum cuz she like how it sounds

that’s me

the people with several rubber duckies in their car are pedophiles

it’s white boy winter 🥶❄️ bundle up 🧥🧣

mcdonald’s must genetically modify pigs in order to keep the mcrib around the entire year a necessary evil

girlies playing footsies with their vapes when it falls under the gas pedal

yeah, i think juice wrld woulda loved fortnite...

when u gotta use a public restroom and the seat is already uncomfortably warm ☺️

i was really having a good thanksgiving because i didn’t see anyone post a nasty ass pic of their plate of slop… i seen one just now though… day fucking ruined!!!

i tell everyone we’re in an open relationship but really my gf won’t stop cheating on me and i love it

yall gotta check out the movie big with tom hanks. the part where he gets big. oh man. you’re not ready

still insane to me that dogs can get cancer

penis really did give us the whole load

my girl better have wet earwax

i’m sad that we’ll never hear oj simpson say “hey bluesky world”

hoping my dog makes it 21 years so I can take him to get his first drink

inventor of ovens be like “who hungry”

everyone on the food network is my friends

“yeah they’re called the twin towers because they shared the same womb for 9 months”

love the vibes here on blue sky but i have to say it it is WAY easier to jerk off when you’re using x the everything app

ellen is like joe rogan to guys like me

barefoot contessa lowkey seems like a total bitch but that’s why i like her

nah man we don’t let people talk shit about rachael ray

yo have yall seen the rizzler kid? i saw him on fallon kid is fuckin hilarious u gotta check him out

yo anyone know which account is projared im tryna get freaky

lowkey i need this

zyn is the new anal