This is my same thought and feeling when it comes to my photography (when I was in my prime). I would have flourished immensely outside of Barbados.

Lord Zenn now realize yuh don't have to wait until Christmas to buy and yam off them Danish Butter cookies. 😂 That video was the truth. Man also say he don't like the round ones. Does anyone like the round ones?

I love when I introduce a Mauby drinking Trini to the glory that is Sweet and Dandy.

I can smell myself and I smell good and I remember how y'all manwhores like to buy Dior sauvage (and designer scents) so I went to look at the price on Amazon. No boa. Alladin, Ahkmed and Mohammed, keep making them affordable dupes for me please. *Throws rupees*

I have 13 - 18 years left (God willing) to find a source of passive income. I refuse to work until 65 just to hold my hand out for a measly pension that may not even be still available to me.

A woman I do not know told me "I must say, you smell really nice." Y'all can't talk to me today.

This Sean Paul discourse on Twitter is one of the reasons why I don't post/partake in Twitter exchanges anymore. 🗣️ Cause y'all don't have anything better to effing do?!?!?

I still find it hilarious how people think one's views in a tweet from 2016 still hold true and is a gotcha/this you moment? 🗣️ PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS/VIEWS AND EVOLVE OVER TIME.

Natlee and musclekatt really are Bajan icons.

Making and posting a video to drag an establishment and ending up getting dragged instead cause the public court decided you, and not the establishment, was in the wrong is high level comedy. Serves y'all right.

Another compliment from a coworker. "How you smelling nice so?" I really am I my "trying to find what works, what lasts, and what I like best" cologne era. 🕺🏾

Of all employees, why y'all over there effing with these ones?!?! Run them their money. They are essential.

Me to my coworker as she initially drives into this spot to be able to reverse and park into a different spot: "You cudda park there. I wudda sit here and act the part". 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🫢🤣🤣

I heavily admire different cultures sometimes. I be getting dragged for my lunch at work and it does become a whole conversation. The first offence is that macaroni pie + boiled sweet potatoes + chicken was an overdo. 😭

"the world doesn’t need to know you are on your period, we need to bring back shame" Are y'all ok when y'all type foolishness and then hit post for the entire internet to see?!?!?

$28 USD in Oct 2023 vs $60 USD in Oct 2025? Please to come down from there. Cause what y'all smoking?

TSA and Air Traffic Controllers aren't being paid and/or are being furloughed during the government shut down? Are y'all ok over there?!?!?

I see a July news article that Transport Board was intending to implement tap to pay (I think) as well as being able to track the buses in real time by September. It's October. Somebody update me on that situation.

I buss a lil nap after I ate lunch and when I wake up, my coworker ask me what I dream. I said nothing. She said I was snoring. 🙆🏾‍♂️ I ain't shame to be a snorer but to snore at work? Ah gad oye.

I don't like my money being in limbo yuh know. When I do an online transfer from one bank to another, I wanna log in to the recipient account and see my money there within an hour.

How is the pelican our national bird but we don't have any pelicans on the island? As the next Prime Minister of Barbados, one of my first executive orders, after consultation with ecological professionals, would be to reintroduce them to Barbados.

Yesterday it was my female supervisor. Today it's some random man at the back of a taxi asking me what cologne I wearing. Oh okay okay.

"your son's favorite color is 5". Dawwwwwwwg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The way Belcalis jumped Onika yesterday and slap her on both sides off her face, Onika should be in the booth for all of October. 😭😭😭

Bought a new cologne a while ago, collected it yesterday. Used it today and got a compliment. 🤸🏾‍♂️

This is my reaction every time I remember that they said "the business man (with multiple bankruptcies and failed business ventures) would be good for the economy".

I really and truly feel bad for Gen Z who are finishing their degree and can't get a job or are finding it hard to enter the workforce. It's (probably) like Millennials 2.0 but worse and more dire.

Going to college campuses to sit and debate students...please go grab a job application from somewhere. PLEASE!!!

I was ½ way enroute to Google Translate to convert this reply to English only to realize that homeboy is just a lil dyslexic. 😂😂😂

Protesting for Gaza at a Kamala Harris book tour is some assness. Like wtf is she to do? If I was her "I'm not sure if you realize but I'm not the POTUS. Why aren't you protesting in front of that cheating orange mofo?"

Now that the rapid test says I'm negative, I'm remembering when I did it and I saw those 2 lines pop up. I was in DISBELIEF. Cause how you mean?!? That's how y'all women feel when y'all pee on a stick on a random whim and see it say congrats?

That black people and animals tweet on Twitter was what I needed. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bryan Levell looks in top form to be a 200m world champion. Part of me thinks he looks as though he could break Bolt's record.

2nd time in a week that a Jamaican told me that I don't sound Bajan. 🫠 The first one said I sound like one of the more proper speaking ones. 🫠🫠🫠 Again.

Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone is one American I love supporting and seeing accomplish great things.

5 years, 9 momths later and Miss Rona finally caught my ass. 🫩

Sometimes I should really listen to that voice in my head.

There's a slice of pizza in the work fridge wrap up in foil and honestly I can't remember if I'm the one who had put it there or not. 🫠 What is life?!?!? Like I need to start labelling my things.

I got a notification that someone just sent me a quicksnap on IG and I was like...wtf is this? Look at me aging out of the system. 😭😭😭 I just had to Google what that shit was about.

Some of the responses and reactions to this man's passing (y'all know who) has me concerned. Why are we regressing as a society and collective?!?!? Hooooow did we get here?!?!? Look. Send the asteroid!!!

The post race interview with Julien where she's shedding some tears and said "she's human enough to feel disappointed" made me feel 😢😢😢

I admire how awful Barbadostoday dot bb is on a mobile device. Parts of the article cut off on portrait view so I have to rotate to landscape. I just abandoned reading 2 articles cause I opened 2 new tabs to read them and this ad kept popping up. Had to rotate back to portrait to close it.

The 100m men's race final ended the way I thought it would. I had Melissa, Julien and then Jacko for the women. Tina Clayton really surprised me but congrats to her.

Not a close up video of Ch*rlie K*rk holding that shot to the neck. Papayo!

Twitter is one big ants nest. 😭😂

THAT'S the country y'all want me pay a non-refundable fee for a non-guaranteed visa on top of an additional soon to be implemented visa integrity fee to visit? Fucking keep it!

As convenient as cars are, deep down it was a mistake that caused humans to become car-centric. Walkable cities and timely mass transit ain't so bad.

Friday after work I was feeling for doubles and went to the vendor that ain't had no line. Well...who tell me do that? Those doubles were awful. 🤢 And I don't even like doubles that sorta way to be feeling for them so to be hating what I got, you just know how trash they were.

I'm really close to paying for chatgpt plus.