Can't believe I'm saying this but USPS maybe better than UPS. 😦

Republicans PLAYING UP in dem American faces at full throttle and the stupid thing is that some of the same Americans gine get and vote for them again.

I buy sain for my mother that if it don't reach in time, I could keep it. ETA (in MIA): Dec 14 - 21. Ye...looking like that ain't gonna reach in time.

The more I have to interact with people, the more I'm dumping the mentality that I'm average and that I had an average education. Too many people lack adequate comprehension, reading and critical thinking skills. FUCK!!!

Imagine rostering me to work the last Saturday in November, the first Saturday in December, and now asking if I wanna work the next 2 Saturdays at overtime pay. GTFO my face. I do not like money that much. I like my bed more.

I see the Twitter masses talking about a passcode to access DMs. I'm currently on version 10.62.1. The app store has version 11.46.0. Twitter (X) is not an app I update cause that musty man on level c*nt.

I was ready to pelt a pair of these in affirm. YOU CAN'T FUCKING LAG IN DECEMBER. OMG.

I got a notification from a friend, opened it and saw this. Took me like 1.5 seconds to process but I wish my reaction was captured on camera.

Why y'all musty people buy out all the pink champagne eos lotion from Amazon? I hate y'all.

I can not in good faith or conscience start selling food and I know I can't cook or the food taste bad. I dunno how some uh wunna does do it.

Scotiabank could really give republic bank some tips when it comes to developing a mobile app.

I do not miss posting on Twitter at all. Who wudda thunk?

I admire how Bajans does complain about how November almost finish and them ain't had one conkie. If is one thing bout me, if I really want sain, I gine Google how to mek it.

Overtime = sacrificing my time for extra money. Lol. Nah. I'm not financially in the trenches so double it and give it to the next person. I'm good. When it's untaxed, I'll reconsider.

Semi triggering to get a calendar notification for an upcoming birthday of a relative that died earlier this year. 😔😞

We need one day out of the month to talk to customers any old how. Cause some of them does be outta order and deserve to have that energy matched.

That midget pdf file should have been taken off the streets of Barbados a while ago. Got the whole justice system looking silly. Cause how you always getting charge for the same offense repeatedly?!?

Nooooooooice.

Some 9/11 stories really tell me people have zero survival and situational awareness instincts. Cause how y'all y'all know something happened, not sure what, and y'all ain't skidaddle?

A man on that 🎈📌 show popped a woman's balloon cause she has teen daughters. He reason that it can be tricky and he don't wanna put himself in that position. The quotes are calling him a pedo. If he was a pdf file, wouldn't he dive head first into that situation? Help me out.

That Between A Rock And A Hard Place documentary is a hard watch. I gotta consume that in parts. Cause whoa.

A dude I did not know walked towards me in the supermarket parking lot and I gave him a not so dramatic Cynthia Erivo reaction. My eyes went wide, my hand went up and I stepped back and said no. I felt somewhat threatened.

Donica Lewinsky?!?!? I want to SCREEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMM. Twitter is unhinged.

The problem with the world is that politicians don't fear the population enough.

"BREAKING: The White House says October jobs and inflation data may never be released." Then that lying ass press secretary gonna get up on that pulpit and talk about how the administration is transparent.

Guess what. Guesssssss. Just guess.

I'm definitely a "walkable city" person. I wish I had realized this earlier in life.

Me: *puts on just enough for my data to auto renew* Digicel: Thanks. We'll just take that. Also Digicel: btw, your balance is low. Me: You bum ass bitch! Of course it's low. You just snatched it for the data plan!

Another day, another woman, another compliment.

"2 passenger planes nearly collide shortly after taking off from LAX" All AI can do is say hmm.

Trying to figure out how I washed my fork and didn't pack it in my bag to take to work to eat my lunch. I ready to head back home.

Stan culture is weird. Always mentioning Onika when the topic at hand is Belcalis is also weird.

As Soon As Possible referred to himself as a loving husband and honestly, if he and Rihanna got married on the low, I support it.

A random lady told me my hairdo looks nice. *Blushes*

Laughing at how Americans can just punch a hole in their house walls. If I try punching my walls, that's the end of my hand right there. Every damn bone gine brek

Starbucks always been overpriced.

Why is (the price of) everything increasing EXCEPT my salary?!?!?

Also, the clippers I have broke lash night. So now I have to buy a new one. 😞🫩

Coworker to me (while staring): why you looking so different today? Me: Shaved. Also me: 😂😂😂😂 Cause I didn't think the difference was that stark.

A coworker just commented that I sound like Fadda Phillis Me: I WOOOOONDUH WHHHHHYYY!?!!

Getting this notification while it was happening is crazy and impressive work. I heard it then felt it. 🫠

"Why Starbucks sucks now" Was Starbucks good at any point in time? I use to see how much they charge for coffee and always would say "nah. I can make cheaper (better tasting) coffee at home".

This is my same thought and feeling when it comes to my photography (when I was in my prime). I would have flourished immensely outside of Barbados.

Lord Zenn now realize yuh don't have to wait until Christmas to buy and yam off them Danish Butter cookies. 😂 That video was the truth. Man also say he don't like the round ones. Does anyone like the round ones?

I love when I introduce a Mauby drinking Trini to the glory that is Sweet and Dandy.

I can smell myself and I smell good and I remember how y'all manwhores like to buy Dior sauvage (and designer scents) so I went to look at the price on Amazon. No boa. Alladin, Ahkmed and Mohammed, keep making them affordable dupes for me please. *Throws rupees*

I have 13 - 18 years left (God willing) to find a source of passive income. I refuse to work until 65 just to hold my hand out for a measly pension that may not even be still available to me.

A woman I do not know told me "I must say, you smell really nice." Y'all can't talk to me today.

This Sean Paul discourse on Twitter is one of the reasons why I don't post/partake in Twitter exchanges anymore. 🗣️ Cause y'all don't have anything better to effing do?!?!?

I still find it hilarious how people think one's views in a tweet from 2016 still hold true and is a gotcha/this you moment? 🗣️ PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS/VIEWS AND EVOLVE OVER TIME.