If that ishowspeed Bajan stream had happen when Bajan Twitter was in its peak, I woulda been laughing from now til Forevurary.

Messages friend on Thursday to cut my hair. Silence. (Mind you, I intended to pay) Goes to get hair cut elsewhere on Saturday. Friend messages Sunday to ask if I'm available tomorrow. Say you didn't want the money fam.

$80 BBD is owed to me and I dunno if my mudda keeping that money or wuh. But lemme hush my mouth.

I have a bad feeling about a message I got earlier and I hope said feeling does not manifest itself to reality.

The process (somewhat). Because tiktok tell me something about the audio would be muted. I say lemme pelt it on here. IG saw it first though.

Had to take public transport to drop off something for someone, talked for a bit and said lemme skiddadle back home cause I don't like being outside after dark. This morning on the news they gunned down 2 men last night in the west. See why I like being indoors?

I is of to laugh. 3/4 of Port Of Spain features Swan Street. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The latest addition to my collection. 🦚

I would like when my AC decide to bruck down to stop kissmeass doing it on a weekend. FML.

I asked Deepseek a question and it was like "that's illegal. Get out my chat"

Imagine having the salary range in the job description and still asking "what's my expected salary". 🗣️ THE UPPER BOUND!

My friend, who is 1 month younger than me and, who is a teacher told her class that she used to listen to music on a cassette. A student raised their hand and asked "Ma'am. What's a cassette?" Me reading that:

2026 clearly is the year to fill my inbox with promotional emails I see.

The wildest thing is to come across anyone in the Caribbean who is a Trump supporter. "Trump is a business man". Ort you. How's that been working out?

Barely make an online purchase or make an account on an e-commerce website and them people does don't let yuh inbox know peace. *Hits unsubscribe*

Travelling is so glamourized but it's potentially so dangerous if you're not well informed. Cause Imagine you spend money to fly somewhere to enjoy yourself and you end up getting robbed, scammed or attacked in some form or fashion.

Got paid early in December, next week is pay and I in no way shape or form felt the 68 days of January.

If it's one thing Michael Lashley gine do is get yuh charges dismissed or dropped. Mans got that Annalise Keating HTGAWM play book.

Bajans might be docile but I do not believe they are foolish. We are not guided by the US or Trinidad. The DLP is NOT an option at this point in time.

My coworker look at me and ask if I gaining weight and I literally fell to my knees being all dramatic. I also had a dream last night that someone commented that I was getting fat.

January 16th 2026...don't forget that Kamala Harris was right about everything. 😒

The spinosaurus ring tone from Jurassic Park just rang in this bus and...😂😂😂 In my mind I was ready to run.

My package went from an ETA of Jan 14th to 16th to 15th and now to the 13th. UPS really is the enemy.

ChatGPT Health? I think tf not. Any health related questions/things I give to DeepSeek and Xi Jinping.

If those Americans don't revolt and take back their country from ICE and Trump. We all saw what they are capable of on January 6.

Chefette heros square closing after 24 years. 24 years? Me: am I really that old? Oh wait. I am that old. I remember when there wasn't even a Chefette. 🫠

Every time I see an NY apartment walkthrough, I'm mortified.

Why does the hum of the AC sound so aggressively loud in this video? I am DEAD!!! 😂😂😂

It came with lights...

I admire how once an airline has your money, it's hell and high water to get it back if something changes at no fault of your own.

I out here using AI to do website (re)designs, prototyping and to write/troubleshoot website code. Y'all out here using AI to put people in bikinis. Priorities...

All Trinis don't have the same accent. All Americans don't have the same accent. All Jamaicans don't have the same accent but for some anomalous reason, all Bajans sound the same. Twitter still full of bird brains.

How I felt last night when I rub down in that vanilla cashmere eos lotion. #yummyAndReadyForConsumption

It's been 1 week since I've been paid and I've only touched less than 1% of that salary. Big up me.

Wisdom Kaye being one of the few influencers, if not the only one, invited to the Met Gala just makes sense.

A coworker said he took his time to specially pick out a watch for his daughter and after 1 day, she come back and say "she not on that watch thing". 😂😂😂😂 Kids! 😭😭😭

All of the changes Trump is implementing are gonna get ripped down/undone by Feb 1st 2029 and I hope we both live long enough to see it.

Can't believe I'm saying this but USPS maybe better than UPS. 😦

Republicans PLAYING UP in dem American faces at full throttle and the stupid thing is that some of the same Americans gine get and vote for them again.

I buy sain for my mother that if it don't reach in time, I could keep it. ETA (in MIA): Dec 14 - 21. Ye...looking like that ain't gonna reach in time.

The more I have to interact with people, the more I'm dumping the mentality that I'm average and that I had an average education. Too many people lack adequate comprehension, reading and critical thinking skills. FUCK!!!

Imagine rostering me to work the last Saturday in November, the first Saturday in December, and now asking if I wanna work the next 2 Saturdays at overtime pay. GTFO my face. I do not like money that much. I like my bed more.

I see the Twitter masses talking about a passcode to access DMs. I'm currently on version 10.62.1. The app store has version 11.46.0. Twitter (X) is not an app I update cause that musty man on level c*nt.

I was ready to pelt a pair of these in affirm. YOU CAN'T FUCKING LAG IN DECEMBER. OMG.

I got a notification from a friend, opened it and saw this. Took me like 1.5 seconds to process but I wish my reaction was captured on camera.

Why y'all musty people buy out all the pink champagne eos lotion from Amazon? I hate y'all.

I can not in good faith or conscience start selling food and I know I can't cook or the food taste bad. I dunno how some uh wunna does do it.

Scotiabank could really give republic bank some tips when it comes to developing a mobile app.

I do not miss posting on Twitter at all. Who wudda thunk?

I admire how Bajans does complain about how November almost finish and them ain't had one conkie. If is one thing bout me, if I really want sain, I gine Google how to mek it.