Horny Spider-Man noises.

Horny Deadpool noises.

Leaving the door ajar, whether on purpose or not, Deadpool would be pumping their member over and over again. Panting heavily.. hnngggh. Blowin' off some steam does wonders for the soul, or so they say.

A certain merc made some /very/ delectable confections for the [Reader]. Home-baked goods, if you will. Cookies! Said cookies may or may not be glazed with something a little bit... 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙖~

He 𝙏𝙊𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 doesn't have morning wood, if that's what you're wondering. Nope.

Wiggling his hips at the [Reader]. Heh.. what a tease, amirite?

Oh nooo..~! Anything but that! Please! He would totally ( not ) hate it if he did!

Good. That's 𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙡𝙮 the kind of outcome he expected. Totally worth it~

Wiggling his hips at the [Reader]. Heh.. what a tease, amirite?

A certain merc made some /very/ delectable confections for the [Reader]. Home-baked goods, if you will. Cookies! Said cookies may or may not be glazed with something a little bit... 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙖~

Leaving the door ajar, whether on purpose or not, Deadpool would be pumping their member over and over again. Panting heavily.. hnngggh. Blowin' off some steam does wonders for the soul, or so they say.

❝𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡!❞ 𝐹𝐸𝐿𝐼𝒞𝐼𝒜 𝐻𝒜𝑅𝒟𝒴 . 𝜗ৎ ❛ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐂𝐚𝐭.~ ❜ 𝜗ৎ 💎 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 | 18+ 《 #MarvelRP | #MVRP | #OpenRP | #LewdRP | #NsfwRP | #MarvelRivalsRP 》

He 𝙏𝙊𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 doesn't have morning wood, if that's what you're wondering. Nope.

"Mmh .. woke up with a stiffy. Oh, woe is me," A certain merc said groggily, shifting over on his side, legs sprawled across the bed.. seemingly wearing booty shorts and a crop top, for some reason. He likes to feel ✨️pretty✨️ sometimes, heheh.

《 Warning! It may.. or may not.. get a bit spicy up in here, so tread carefully! 》 Deadpool, formerly known as Wade Wilson, Merc with a Mouth. ⚔️ • Switch (You know it, baby!) ⚔️ • Pansexual (Read my wiki!!!) ⚔️ • Lewd / Non #MARVELRP #DCRP #LewdRP #MVRP #NSFWRP