Weather that doesn’t make me long for death’s warm embrace, what a concept

It’s sad when a newspaper prints its own obituary on the front page

Deck of the day (Wall Street Journal)

It always creeps up on me!!

The Economist’s pun team coming in hot this year

Never not alarmed by how Americans pronounce “niche”

Learning new skills later in life is not only rewarding but it also forges new neural pathways and helps protect the brain from dementia as you age. That’s why at Instagram we keep moving your messages and the search bar

The “knocking on coffin” genre of news story is one of my favourites, up there with “library book returned 70 years later”

What I picture when I hear “stakeholder relations”

Eloquent obit for the penny on the front page of today’s New York Times

The next mayor of New York on a lot of world fronts today

Today’s @thestar.com front page, final edition

Bloor Street / Isabella Street

I feel attacked

Today’s front page @thestar.com

Canadian spelling starter pack

Hypocrisy alive and well

This Italian newspaper does not waste space on photos

A1 farewells to Jane Goodall

A1 farewells to Redford

The five best words in the English language: “The delay we were experiencing …”

Hell is a street festival

The only news I want to read today

Personal life goals

Bosses if you want your staff to return to office put them on a ferry with Joan Cusack

Wow guy has a crazy long name

Today in terrifying fronts

Ugh just came face to face with my archnemesis (the sun)

The city hired Christo to decorate utility boxes

Interesting story on the origins of this very elegant logo (the answer to the headline is no) ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...

Hey Microsoft Copilot how about you just fly me to my goddamn email

I’ve read more books in the last 12 months than some people read in a year.

Airport bathroom muzak playing a slow and plaintive instrumental version of Does Your Mother Know

A1 obits for Edmund White

The Manufacturers Life Insurance Co. and its immaculately kept lawn would like to wish you happy Pride

Babe wake up, new genders just dropped

Capital letters exist for a reason. This unhinged behaviour must stop.

Performing kazoo-nity service

Going through my Instagram likes/views to see who loves me and who wishes I were dead

Let’s hear it for

Poor Francis must be kerning in his grave www.nytimes.com/2025/05/04/w...

Meanwhile in Sheboygan

Typing an en dash that no one will notice

Farewells to Francis on today’s fronts

Today’s most hair-raising front

Same graph on a lot of fronts today

Kylie Minogue implies the existence of a Kylie Majogue

Skiing is none of my business.

“Captain Canada” Doug Ford on the front page of today’s New York Times

Good news and bad news