Entering the my final year of my 20s is a stark reminder that at my age, both my grandmothers had 3 children and we're ironing tea towels

As Together for the Church of England, with Inclusive Church we’ve launched a funding campaign to support a more inclusive C of E as the 2026 General Synod elections are only a year away now… www.justgiving.com/campaign/inc...

On Tuesday, BBC Radio 4 broadcast Stalker in the Church, an investigation into a stalking campaign by a female Church of England preacher, and the church’s failure to respond well to it. Two of the victims have published their own statement here. houseofsurvivors.org/2025/07/04/s...

I know this is a minor detail in the scheme of things, but I don't understand where these journalists are getting 'volunteer welcomer' from. Jay is St Nick's churchwarden, this was mentioned multiple times in File on 4... It's as if having a churchwarden under 60 doesn't compute in the CofE psyche.

Apropos to literally nothing in particular... "One central and defining theme that emerges from the attempts to codify witchcraft is church hegemony." Robert Beckford, 'Documentary as Exorcism'

If you've been impacted by @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social work or want to support him in recovering from the impact of years of stalking and harrassment, his kofi is the best place to do that. He's missed out on thousands of pounds & he could really use our help: ko-fi.com/jayhulme

I know there are terrible things going on in the world but I drank too much elderflower cordial while visiting one of the poshest parishes in England today and now I feel sick :(

This is by far my favourite shot of last night

Unlocked a new skill I never knew I had

I just want to know why this has opened in the garden of a church with openly queerphobic theology. The vicar (far left) is actively opposed to LGBT rights, to the extent that she's instrumental in trying to organise special Bishops for churches that don't want anything to do with LGBT equality.

Just went on a roundabout with a friend's children at a park and was ready to chun in about 4 seconds, I am Aging

Standing by on Radio 4 to talk about today’s solar eclipse. Get your tea strainers and colanders out to see the Moon hide the Sun from 10.15 UK time.

Fulfilling another stereotype, we just went to church in a building called "Martin Luther Haus"

Not us going to the local German Spoons equivalent and it being "Schnitzel Tuesday".

A real sentence someone said to me today: "I need to take the clappers to the bell foundry to get rebushed"

That's it. I'm giving up introspection for lent. Shallow thoughts only.

One of my favourite Lent poems. "It is my Lent to break my Lent"

£28 for 20 mins of bowling?! This is the shitification of the bowling industry

My mum just reminded me that she used to have to feed our Tamagotchi when we were at school so they didn't die

"Boys and females" #thetraitors

This week in ministerial formation: Biblically Accurate Weather Worm

A guy came up to us at a last night to recommend a book he was reading which is apparently very good because "it's based on facts" and "the facts are based on history"

I thought I'd double booked myself but turns out I've also triple booked myself so I think I might just fake my own death?

You better believe she had that little one-liner ready to go as soon as she knew she was going to be on the show

People posting creepy ultrasound pics of their babies like "aren't they so cute! 🥺" Like sorry but objectively no???

"I got my HRT. I got my feminine wipes. That's all I need." I would live for a Nessa spin off tbf #gavinandstacey

TC and I bought each other exactly the same book for Christmas

Went to TK Maxx today for a last minute gift and nearly cried

It's funny (but also not) that when the straight, middle aged dads ask how they can help out at church events we're always like "security???"

Idk what y’all are doing but thanks algorithms for giving me this beauty as the top suggestion in the GIF keyboard

My friend just sent me an agenda for our catch up on Saturday?

Choices were made when coming up with the title of this book...

Beer & Carols Saturday December 14th Event begins 18:30 - doors open at 17:45 Sing your heart out to festive favourites, Christmas classics, and primary school bangers. Draft and bottled beer available, as well as a selection of non-alcoholic drinks. FREE EVENT

Snowy scenes at college. This just about made the early morning worth it...

A chronological feed! Groundbreaking.