"Did I do that?!"

シーイズトウショウです! 勝利は決定! #ウマ娘 I'm She is Tosho! It's decided, victory is mine! #umamusume

TFW your Starter Word is overpowered. Wordle 1,698 2/6 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The Sunday JRA races that got delayed to Tuesday have been WILD. We've had upsets, THREE photo finishes, and a 10-wide field on the final stretch.

China? You guys okay over there? You...you made an MLP fim TCG in 2025...

Mini Cactus.

If there's somebody who doesn't get enough credit during Black History Month, it's Air Force Major Abbie Sweetwine. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abbie_S... 🧵

“I just really love Latinas, Sonic!”

Imagine: A Legend of Zelda movie where Link genuinely never speaks a single word.

> I clearly hear my heart pounding as my heads fills with the command to take the shot, take the shot, TAKE THE SHOT!!

It's a good week for Comics. It's a GOOOOOOOD week for Comics.

Wow, Mido, didn’t think you had it in you!

>Looks over 1 Morbillion video essays about Takopi. >Not a single one mentions Doraemon, even though the pitch of Takopi is "What if Doraemon was thrown into an impossible situation?"

"Rule 63 Goro Majima isn't real, she can't hurt you." Rule 63 Goro Majima:

Even now, I’m still finding new things in Final Fantasy X…

"~Oh here she comes~ Watch out, boy, she'll eat you up! ~Oh here she comes!~ She's a:"

For some reason Gutenberg Project has deleted their copy of Letter From a Birmingham Jail, so thanks University of Pennsylvania for understanding the assignment today. This is required MLK reading. www.africa.upenn.edu/Articles_Gen...

Hey, uh... Project Gutenberg? What happened here?

Spider-man 1000 is in less that a year. What should happen: Peter and MJ get remarried. What probably WILL happen: Norman Osbourne becomes the Green Goblin again...

So I've seen Umamusume stories about all types of racers, but never a front-runner outside of the aspirational Silence Suzuka, a side character in Season 1. (And Twin Turbo in S2) And I feel that's because Front-Runners are difficult to write in an interesting way. But I cracked the code ages ago.

Might be relevant to the current Highguard discourse. I feel like this might explain a few things... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxwr...

A thought on Writing. How about, rather than telling people to "Give your characters Flaws", we change it to "Let your characters make mistakes." It will make a world of difference, trust me.🧵

In the process of cracking the code to making interesting TTRPG races, I think I might have just fixed Gnomes. 🧵

Bluesky: Hey, wanna see some PoLiTiCs? Me: No. Bluesky: How about loads of unfiltered gay porn? Me: Ew no. Bluesky: *Howls like distressed Husky dog*

Oh my God this series SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!

>Kyo-ani Ruri Dragon confirmed.

Happy Boxing Day! I am celebrating this year, for sure!

Oh! I'll put on Nice Nature! She looks like a Christmas Tree, I'm sure her Christmas message is funny and cheeful and...

Those crazy bastards did it. They made the Umamusume Voice Cast play a game of Goo-Goo Babies with their Lives on the line! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6is...

>Character loves fighting and challenging strong opponents. >Is obsessed with defeating his opponents in the most humiliating fashion. >Literally uses Venom to increase his fighting power. Average Youtube Essay: "This guy is the Joker!"

Okay, but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

"Mom, I want Gold City!" "We have Gold City at home." Gold City at Home: (To clarify, I adore this girlfailure Honse)

Harikitte has ikou and so have I.

Okay, yeah, she's great. #Gachiakuta

Okay. So NOBODY has tried drawing Jeff the Shark in a service animal vest that looks like he can be picked up like a handbag? Nobody?

>Her smile and optimism: gone.

There is something missing from SOOOO many vids analyzing Ophelia from the Knights of Guinevere that I feel the need to point it out. And that's the fact that it seems that the Planet Park Brand was foisted onto her against her will.

Did anybody else get the secret Thanksgiving event?

>The Game's Desire Sensor is working overtime... >...but you squirreled away enough free Gems to hit Hard Pity.

"Okay, Rice Shower, win this race!" "Yes, Big Brother." "Good!" "I will destroy them." "Uhhh..." "They will regret the day they were born." "Uh... are you oka-" "I will have them driven before me and hear the lamentations of their fillies." "..."

#PaxUnplugged #Atla

Yeah, I really don’t think Super Creek and Rice Shower would get along…

They forced me to go to Hard Pity.

One of the most important skills one needs as an adult is being okay with occasionally losing a game to a child.

“Godzilla? That runt ain’t Ultra enough to take me on!”

>TFW you beat the creator at their own game. Aggro Dominator sweeeeeeeep!!

On a positive note, the Panda game manufacturing sample box went out of its way to credit the illustrator. Neat!

To clarify on Riftbound: I GENUINELY knew NOTHING of how to play this game when I registered for the LTP. I was literally the perfect test case and I still feel no confidence about knowing how to play. Even if the game is good, this is a failure of a tutorial.