"Oh, Super Creek is just misunderstood, it's not the actual horse was evil or anyth-"

The reverse Bechdel Test: Where a woman tells an inanimate object "I dunno, I just don't think he's that into me."

Translated. #umamusume

When the dessert is too cute to eat but your friend isn't a dog person:

Huh.

…What is happening?!

Why does Kyurem look like Europe? #Pokemon

>Tfw you realize you’re an extra in Gold Ship’s Legend Race.

So apparently the Goo-Goo archetype I made as a joke, where the joke was "A powerful archetype with a stupid name so all the serious gamers have to say it over and over," and apparently that clip is circulating again and people are saying "Yummy"?

Lol, they can't even give them away: www.vcardtcg.com/halloween

…I can’t do it. I can’t say what I’m thinking right now.

I should buy a lotto ticket, holy cow!

Just love how #Umamusume Cinderella Gray always breaks down the moment-to-moment action!

Uhhh “Mejiro Ryan”? More like… uh… “Lyin’!” … LYIN’ IN THE GROUND!!

Okay, time for the daily free p- >TOKAI TEIO JUMPSCARE!!

Huh. KFC collab came early to my game.

Funny story: I don't think they'd get along AT ALL. The self-proclaimed Hero and the self-proclaimed Heel? They're mortal enemies for sure.

Yabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabdooooooooooooooooooo!!

So apparently the MTG survey regarding the lukewarm reception Spiderman got is full of loaded questions to shift the blame away from themselves.

Umamusume.

Oh my GOD! There's a Temu El Condor Pasa and I am HERE for it! en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/198...

Mega Meganium

"A Hind D? Trainer-san, what's a Russian Gunship doing here?!"

Today’s score: Iron Man #200, the first appearance of the Iron Monger, made famous by the movie. In the 50 cent bin.

Currently doing the designs for "She is Tosho", from the little AO3 piece I'm working on. She kinda wormed her way into being a major character. シーイズトウショウ #umamusume #ウマ娘

CINDERELLA GRAY SEASON 2 JUST STARTED!! And for those who don't know, the episode is an adaptation of the side-story "The Mermaid Left Behind". Makes me wonder if we will also get an adaptation of the Tamamo Cross one-shot, too.

"All right, I'm off to go beat up Urara's Dad! AND WHO'S GONNA STOP MEEEEEEE?!"

Oh. So THAT'S the beginning of Super Creek's villain arc, is it?

Oh no, the monster is loose.

RUN, TEIO!! YOU’RE JUST SMALL ENOUGH FOR GOO-GOO BABIES!!

Bite me, T. M. Opera SLOW!!

Who wears it better, chat?

And now to counterbalance the Cursed Nature run, I give you Canonical Nice Nature

So would the name be "Xenomusume" or "Tyramusume"?

Send help.

God Dammit.

>Finally gets Hot Springs ending. Of course it was her. I run her campaign for the first time on a lark and of COURSE she gets the tickets.

>Happy Paddock Music plays. "Do you claim to know pain more than I do, Son of Ultramar?" ...Dangit, did I really just notice that Tyranids have hooves right after an Umamusume session? Why is my brain like this?

>My Lord Commissar! It's a Tyranid Hive Fleet! >We've handled these before! Which is it? Leviathan? Behemoth! >My Lord, it is Hive Fleet Oguri Cap! >The Commissar:

In my head there are two Super Creeks. (Art by x.com/SEB_INKS/sta...)

The triumphant return of Cursed Nature. Cursed to win every single big race and be unhappy about all of them.

Huh. We have the same Birthday. March 5th, the day of Misfortune. Guess I have to save for her Halloween alt now.

Has anybody considered documenting all of Umamusume’s jobbers?

Leg: Broken

My Sister: "My personal trainer recommended I up my playlist tempo to 170 bpm. Me: youtu.be/StBl7uujbL0?...

"Lights, Camera, Action!" Sometimes, I'm a mysterious and lovely documentarian, others I'm the implacable double of the runner Gold Ship, but in reality, I am... Native Dancer! "This Victory was sponsored by ME!"

Uncanny, isn't it? #umamusume ##ウマ娘

I have one Japanese Dad Joke #umamusume ##ウマ娘

I know what you're thinking: "That's just Gold Ship in a disguise!" And I'm here to say, nope, that's my Umamusume version of Native Dancer. #umamusume

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