TODAY: Hurricane Lazarus is expected to make landfall at 3PM SLT, get to the clinic and stay safe! Flooding and severe weather imminent! ⛈️🌪️😱

You can look but you can't touch. 🚗✨ Hathian Motors x Asylum Arcade Carwash ✨🕹️ 📅 Sunday, Sept 7 | 🕐 1–4pm (SLT)

If we’re prepared for hurricane season, you’re less likely to DIE! 💀😱 It’s a win-win! We need: • 🎭 Actors (to play patients & casualties) • 🩺 Medical staff (to practice lifesaving response) • 🎨 Creatives (make-up, staging, chaos!)

Hurricane season is on it’s way, and we ain’t getting caught with our scrubs down! 😱⛈️ Trauma & Triage: Hurricane Preparedness Drill will be happening on September 10th! feat. Fake blood, fake wounds and REAL skills! Volunteers still needed! 💉🩸

Wanna get STABBED for a good cause? 😈 The Laveau Clinic needs volunteers for our disaster drill: 🏥- Medics to do the stabbing 🩸- Victims to practice on ⚕️- Triage staff to decide who lives or dies! Help us test our skills before hurricane season makes it real! 😱🌀 Volunteer today!

June ain’t just for rainbows, it’s for livin’ long enough to see ‘em. Swing by Laveau Clinic for free initial health checks, no insurance needed. We treat bodies, not biases. 🌈✨ (And yes, fine, we'll even throw in lollipops.) #PrideInPublicHealth

📢 LAVEAU CLINIC - URGENTLY HIRING 📢 POSITIONS OPEN: ↳ Experienced Surgeons (Flexible morals required) ↳ Pharmacy "Acquirers" (No questions asked) ↳ Trauma Nurses (Strong stomach preferred) ↳ Janitor (Bloodstain experience a plus) APPLY IN PERSON: 📍Corner of 2nd & Victory St in Laveau!

The Pitt's got scripted drama. We've got real 3AM gunshot wounds and IVs that double as fishing line. Come get the real Grey's Anatomy experience at Laveau Clinic - where your co-pay might be barter and the only soundtrack is screaming. 🏥🩸 #BayouER #NoCommercialBreaks

Did you have a not-so-great Valentine’s Day? 🤕🌡️ 🍫 We’re here for ya! 💝 Visit the Laveau Clinic for your FREE Valentine’s STD test! [[ #LaveauClinic, #roleplay, #SecondLife, #SLroleplay ]]

[[Clinic Bsky, Round Two: Electric Boogaloo!]]