I have thoroughly degreased a door. What have you done today?

A Portuguese ai bot account told me that I was fighting gentrification and that I should set up predatory noises on my roof instead of accepting big bird. Here's a picture of the fellow btw Big Bird will not be removed so easily.

Me shouting at 3 in the morning to remove the crab-smacking, territorial night heron from my roof. It never works

Working at a restaurant is always coming home smelling like the Hamburgler. It stays in your sweat and hair even after several days and hot showers The oil and grease clings to your skin causing acne. The degreaser and sanitizers cause dry hands and eczema breakouts. Life's hard y'all

Hanging by my toes from the monkey bars with my arms crossed and eyes closed: Danpire

Harvest Moon Palm (me, digital, 2025, 180x90) Trying to shake the rust off before Artober starts #PixelArt #aseprite #ChefDanArt #Ocean #Moon #Landscapes

Send me ideas for Artober prompts pls (As comments below) #drawing #art #digitalart

Turtledoves are just pigeons

In honor of suicide prevention month, here are some things I would have missed out on if I left: -graduating highschool and getting my own place to live -meeting my fiance and him getting me an iPad to pursue digital art -connecting with and developing a close bond with my half sister

Why do the chicken nuggets taste better when they're vaguely shaped like long-extinct reptiles?

|| 2K #artshare || 💜💜💜 This community never ceases to amaze me! Share your works and support others, I'll be reposting for the next 24 hours. I'd love to see what everyone is currently working on or recently finished! As always, no a.i. sl0p

If I see a product marketed as using "advanced ai" even if I know that it uses the same programming that it did 10 years ago, I will automatically never buy that product.

Here's the smiley face onions

My wife said she cuts her onions into smiley face shapes. She means julienne or slices. How cute

O'keeffe's for working hands

The view from the backdoor of the restaurant where I'm working. It's raining today.

Birb

Ferg

Stuff me full of cheese pastries and leave me out in the sun to dry

Caught the sunrise this morning. #Sunrise #Photography

Me planning an animation: oh wow this is gonna be so majestic, and shouldn't be too difficult! Me actually animating: *confused screaming*

Anyway, whenever anyone mentions an image having aura, I think about this Sesame Street reject that forces its way into the whole conversation.

This friendly fellow comes and hangs out on my roof every night. Announcing themselves with a very loud caw before moving on to the empty field in the next plot.

Loved today’s wordle bc I love that shit irl

Rocky beach photos #Photography

Saw this yesterday

I discovered a secret snail cubby hole. Sleepy sneaky snails slumber #Photography #Naturephotography #Snails

I'm sorry for what I said when there were too many background noises

Started at new job today. Life is good It feels good to be back in a professional kitchen after 4 years away

Yeah these follower numbers better stop. If I hit 3k, I'm gonna do something This is not an empty threat I'll do it Go unfollow me! *pic is not mine*

Shmope

Playing crab game on twitch. Here's a beautiful crab bus stop I saw today @thepengn.bsky.social

Qhat is a bop?

I could be a bop if I wanted Heck. I'm a bop, now. Deal with it. *pic is not mine*

I am a buffalo nickel among regular nickels. I have no greater value but at least I think I'm interesting

Good morning Bluesky. Happy Friday! I'm about to start my day off right with some garlic cream chicken enchiladas 😋 🍜

Pixel art of one of my favourite cards from destined rivals. #pokemon #pokemontcg #psyduck #pixelart #art

I updated this piece of pixel art. I like it a bit better. People are still not my strength! What do you think? #ChefDanArt #PixelArt #Aseprite #Space #Dancing

all my homies hate AI

I would like everyone to know that today's Wordl is a nightmare. But I got it, therefore I am smart. Neener Neener, I am the Weener

New longform blog post on kofi. This one's a nice short story about Light and Shadow. (also I did a little pixel art) ko-fi.com/post/The-Dan...

I'm a potato... rawr xd lol

oops accidentally wrote another blog post ko-fi.com/post/The-Pro...

New long form blog post on Ko-Fi (free) It's a bit of a rant about eating habits and depression. If that interests you, feel free to follow on Ko-Fi for when I post another one, you might even get an email! ko-fi.com/post/How-Die...

Tarantula Hawk Tuah .... I'm sorry 😔

What are all my homies using to host a free blog?

I think I need to feel more hope. Been doom scrolling too much recently. Can anybody give me a little bit of hope boost? Something going good in your life? A positive story? (no orphan crushing machines) A happy image? Take a penny, leave a penny. Pass it on Hope thread 👇

Cauliflower. Aka little ghost broccoli

What do you do when nothing gives the good brain juice?

Spanakopita *pic is not mine*