The seven stages of Republican denial 1. It's not real 2. It's not us 3. It's not that bad 4. it's Biden's/Obama's/Hillary's/Democrats/liberals/media's fault 5. It's too expensive to fix 6. Here's a fake solution 7. It's too late, you should have warned us.

I believe he has heard something that has made an impression on him. www.rawstory.com/trump-heaven...

An old married couple are at church service on Sunday,The elderly lady leans over to her husband and whispers “I just let go a really long silent fart,What should I do?”The husband looks back at her and says "Change the battery in your hearing aid

New photos show demolition of White House's East Wing to make way for Trump-backed ballroom www.cbsnews.com/news/new-pho...

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A tiny mushroom grew where great and magnificent ones once stood. It appeared beautiful and inviting; the rot being hidden in the dark underside. It was picked to be savored - to be devoured - to add flavor to life. No one knew the rot was poisonous. All the mushroom touches die.

If the current mob boss were to move on, I doubt it would be a bad thing. After all, JD has never been accused of humping an underage couch.

Memo Blessing Boat Strikes Is Said to Rely on Trump’s Claims About Cartels Trump said it. Trump believes it. That settles it.

It was never America First. It was always TRUMP FIRST!

“Ask him if [Russian President Vladimir] Putin has the photos of Trump ----ing Bubba?” Mark Epstein wrote back, making reference to oral sex. WAIT! Let's get something clear here. This was not Donald Trump. This was David Dennison.

We’re winning on senility. Biggly.

Mr. Resident, I watched Richard Nixon. I knew Richard Nixon. Richard Nixon was someone I despised. Mr. Resident, you’re no Richard Nixon. You, sir, are worse. www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...

If anyone is black, brown, red, or believes women are equal, we - ALL - must read this.

Who gets SNAP benefits to buy groceries and what the government pays for the program – in 5 charts

What would Megyn say if her 14-year-old daughter were an Epstein girl?

When has he scheduled her suicide?

NEWSFLASH! A terrible tragedy occurred US Attorney General Pam Bondi has just announced that she has accidentally erased the entire Epstein File. Oh... WAIT!... Sorry,... This terrible accidental tragedy happened next Saturday.

Dear Karoline, I learned something that may help. In Computers for Dummies, I think I recall something about hard drives where data is stored. Perhaps someone might look there. No problem. Always glad to help.

DJT's Greatest Hits about children and women. “America’s children are our future — and I’ll never stop fighting for their right to a healthy, productive upbringing and childhood.” and “I said, ‘Well, I’m going to do it, whether the women like it or not.’ I’m going to protect them.”

If Grump had kept his mouth shut, the Epstein files would have withered and died.

Karoline Leavitt is the most unusual spelling of Baghdad Bob that I have ever encountered.

Why will Americans care about emails when Trump personally talked about "grabbing them by the pussy?"

This is not a doctored photo

Once a House discharge petition reaches 218 signatures, there is a minimum seven-legislative-day waiting period before a vote can occur. After that, the Speaker has two legislative days to bring the measure to the floor. House Rule XV, clause 2

'He's demented': Illinois governor calls out Trump for 'embarrassing gaffe' www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...

All around the gilded room, The host was feeling regal. He spritzed a guest with eau de doom— Pooph! goes the weasel. The guest recoiled in scented shock, Eyes wide like a beagle. “Consent,” he cried, “is not a crock!” Pooph! goes the weasel. www.rawstory.com/trump-syria-...

If he were to offer a free box of food... Trump may tour the country to convince skeptics that 'we have the greatest economy ever'

“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he told the hosts of Fox and Friends, while discussing his motivations for trying to broker an end to Russia’s war in Ukraine. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole.” www.christiancentury.org/features/con...

Something to consider. Trump has and is driving the National Debt, per person, to an amount never before imagined If Trump is removed, the Democrats will be forced to raise taxes to stave off insolvency. Voters will bitch about a hike in taxes and elect Republicans in the next cycle Rinse and repeat

“I don’t care about you. I just want your vote. I don’t care.” djt 6-9-24  Vulnerable adults in Mississippi stand to lose more, with 74% of the state’s nursing home residents on Medicaid

Manyana, manyana. Manyana is good enough for me. www.rawstory.com/gop-obamacar...

Trump forgot the lyrics to God Bless America at a Veterans Day ceremony As a public service, I present the updated MAGA aversion.

Putin hails developers of nuclear-powered Burevestnik missile, in latest signal to the West All the world’s a stage. Putin plays Stalin. Trump plays Nero. The exits are narrowing. The entrances burn. Are we here for Earth’s final curtain? www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/e...

Just north of Los Angeles, it is 82. Sunday, my wife, son, and I took a 400-mile road trip up the Central Valley, side roads to Paso Robles, and the coast to home. The rest of the country is getting pounded, and we have glorious weather. But this is November. What surprise will summer bring?

I just watched a YouTube video of a freighter sinking a passenger ship with hundreds of people on board. The ship listed too fast to lower the lifeboats. YouTube has commercials. The commercial was for cruise ships.

“She was only a moonshiner’s daughter, but with all her faults, I loved her still.”

'Gaslighting on a national scale': Ex-Trump lawyer bashes Trump's 'affordability schtick' Stick with Trump. I am the king of affordability. I will make it very biggly cheap and affordablest to file for bankruptcy. I know about bankruptcy. I am the king of bankruptcy.

So, if you sit in a window seat, keep looking out, even in the dead of night, your pilot will need all the available help. Air Traffic Controllers Start Resigning as Shutdown Bites

'He worse than Biden': 'Exhausted' Trump seen 'slumping into limo' amid sleep scandal Might I suggest www.rawstory.com/trump-sleep-...

Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts on Instagram

"My adage is, put them in a barn and don’t let them out until they come up with a solution," he told Politico. Even if they lit the barn on fire, nothing would be resolved.

BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED

DON'T TELL HIM ABOUT NURSING HOMES

“We will deport the criminal aliens, the gang members, the drug dealers—the worst of the worst. We’re going to get them the hell out of our country, and we’re going to do it fast.” — Donald Trump, July 2025, Southern California immigration enforcement speech

“Partially solving Press Event Grump's own problem by creating five more to bankrupt America. “I’m the king of debt. I’m great with debt. Nobody knows debt better than me.” djt

White House asks court to block order to fully distribute November’s food stamps “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche.” - Marie Antoinette - then "Qu’ils mangent des conneries." now

In sharp contrast to Press Event Grump, Gavin Newsom is a doer - not a whiner. This news release of Governor Newsom going to COP30 in Brazil is worth reading. See the many accomplishments he has created for California, while many red states seem only to be able to take from their citizens.

Under worst-case scenarios of 4-5°C warming, up to 30% of all species face extinction by 2100. Food shortages, war, and total societal collapse would be the inevitable consequences of ignoring Climate Disaster. Gavin Newsom will attend COP30, as Trump has refused to send a US delegation.

Trump wine is now sold at military exchanges. Trump wine directly complements the Trump whine offered freely at the Fool's Gold House. Trump Wine Hits Government Shelves