My glow up from 2022 to now…will be studied in schools. no I will not share the proof from two years back it’s too traumatizing

Just made myself dirty martini and rewatching W*cked ill*gally

Holding space….for a swarm of f*gz demanding vodka sodas

Been here drinkin wine chillaxing and just got called into my bartending shift at the gay bar. FML

Kinda an instant classic idk

Water and Saltines until I go buck-wild on some sweet potato pie in 2 days 😮‍💨

These nyc twinks rlly be getting salty when u refuse their request to fuck them. What happened to FRIENDSHIP

Idk what to post first so….me as a slutty priest. Enjoy!

This era is just about getting as hot as possible and letting absolutely no one hit it. 🥰

I’m God ?