🦉 @snakenightmare.bsky.social I need your help. Got caught in the rain. I’m currently in the middle of the fucking forbidden forest with half my body looking like a fucking sardine.

—yawns, her body hurts—

—Appears. She’s fucking freezing—

Morning

No, no…it’s fine

Absolutely nothing —her poor hair, she loved it—

Nothing honey — her hair is a foot shorter. It’s used to reach a bit past the middle of her back and now it barely makes it a few inches past her shoulders—

Asher this place almost burns down on a daily basis

Nah, just like…10 years?

I almost turned bald

Well my sweet child it caught fire WHILE using it

Well-

—her aunt almost became bald via fire that’s what the fuck is going on—

- she might have let out a hell of a screech-

// I actually have a server that I made with lee (the old account) that has been catching dust for the longest time. If you lot want and they want too, we could recycle it ? Its organised with the main areas of the castle, other locations and group chats

Because it kept being slammed

—she’s freezing and her period is hurting so bad she might just cry—

-like a bear- she grins, resting her head on his shoulder as she takes the time to just enjoy the warmth he gives off

-Maybe-

— she can’t fucking sleep—

Aspen, darling, you could just come walking through the door and you'd be welcome, much as your sister - she softly grins, opening the door for him once parked

More than a little, she's batshit crazy, and not even in a cute way, like you uncle - she shrugs, daring joke in such a situation- if you ever feel like it, or need a break, you can come and stay a few days

🦉 to @snakenightmare.bsky.social Dearest husband, It would be my biggest joy if you could drag that beautiful, perky ass of yours to the main shopping street. Your nephew requires assistance in his shopping journey. You may be paid in food and lingerie sets for me to try on later on.

She is not good news for anyone, hopefully she'll finally get the message, I'd hate to have to skip my nightly routine just to deal with her - she dramatically sighs, looking for a place to park

She sighs, running a hand through her hair -It's not my place to tell you, Asp. This is something your dad should do- she shakes her head

We can call him if you want, and have him as a fashion adviser with us- she laughs, letting go of the wheel for one moment to pull her hair up in a bun- its good that you have a support system, that lady is insane

Alright, so binder and a summer wardrobe is what I hear, isn't it?- she smiles, changing languages for one second to curse at someone to seems not to know what a fucking blinker is- how are you feeling after last night ?

You decide the music- she grins, letting the engine roar to life as they already advance down the street- and then you tell me what other things we are looking for, other than binders

Jump on the car, we are going shopping, childddd

Where is my nephew

Dani had to fight her, and I had to curse her away

guess mate.

Personally if I was Remus and a one night stand laid a single finger on the mother of my children? Yeah no.

No because tell me why no one hasn’t killed that bitch yet

Nevermind I got involved

She’s the best ever reason to use protection when having a one night stand

Ignore her

Where’s my nephew

You call every descendant of Remus your child. You are desperate to be relevant in his life when you were nothing more than a one night stand, chasing around him like a desperate dog and harassing his family. Do yourself a favour and go, stop being pathetic and harassing literal children.

-streeetch- Good morning

It’s alright- she smiles, leaning down to kiss the top of his head once the box is set down on the bedside table— my sweet child

—she’s coming over, box in her arms with all the objects promised, having gotten the biggest shirts she could find for him— This should do until we get some more binders tomorrow my darling

You call every descendant of Remus your child. You are desperate to be relevant in his life when you were nothing more than a one night stand, chasing around him like a desperate dog and harassing his family. Do yourself a favour and go, stop being pathetic and harassing literal children.

Yes! Yes of course, she can bring him a pair, along with a fluffy blanket and a bit hug if he so wishes

Leave my nephew alone you psychotic cunt

Sounds perfect to her! Is there anything she can do in the meantime to make him feel better?

—of course! He can pick them himself—

—Duh. Aunt duties—

—she’ll get him some new ones—

She is like a cockroach, she just doesn’t die