ok that level was kinda fire i'm not even gonna lie

THEY FOUND PEACH !!!!

those stupid fucking bubbles can EAT MY ENTIRE ASS

I'M GOATED i exclaim, facedown and coughing up blood at the finish line

TRIANGLE ATTACK

chat am i goated

Hooray! New chapter unlocked !

we are NOT making it outta the galaxy with this one 🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️

GET SMOKED

after GUSTY GARDEN GALAXY we are now on FREEZEFLAME GALAXY which i don't remember playing before. from here on out i think we r (i am) heading into uncharted territory......

i killed him AGAIN and ngl this guy's noises are funny af. i slightly regret playing in a loud room on my first run........

nvm i think this guy's fatter

Oh BROTHER we got Fatass Supreme over here

currently on GUSTY GARDEN GALAXY the galaxy EVERYONE KNOWS

if a fat luma turns into a mushroom and i (mario) eat it isn't that technically murder

so yeah i do love a good hub area. sometimes it feels like an unnotable intermission or "oh great i gotta go do my chores again yippee-ki-yay" which i don't. Prefer. but other times it's a nice break that enhances the story. rosalina's observatory for example is like one of my favorite hubs ever

wait holy shit i didn't realize ROSALINA'S LIBRARY IS OPEN FUCK YES.... time to go insane all over again like when i was a teeny little lad

did you guys know i love mario and luigi specifically. my silly GOATs

listening to the penguins in beach bowl galaxy go wwawawaea and having violent war flashbacks of this thing

if i ever made a compilation of posts i've made that would only survive in tumblr's ecosystem this would be top of the list

yeah the resurrection ritual's gonna take a month. we're working on it as fast as possible. yeah- ma'am i GET that you need your liege alive but these things take time. no we can't expedite it. you called late. sorry. i've got another customer on the line i'll call you back. [ Hold music ]

alear fans on the eve of october 2nd-3rd 2025

ohh wait engage chapter out!! oh i can't wait to read oh boy oh boy

nintendo has FORGOTTEN about submenus

that is to say i'm very..... Excited... to see what will happen in the next chapter of Goddammit Alear Died Again: The Comic

we as a society need to, instead of focusing on which character has killed the most, follow Fire Emblem: Engage's example and see which character can die the most

caedarth yaoi

anyway intelligent systems will put lion dimitri in feh before kurt because they are homophobic. #TrueFEHLeak

this is the best notification in my inbox