Me 🐷 & @saltybeef.bsky.social 👹

at the party last night with @saltybeef.bsky.social & @thiccnhairy.bsky.social

Feeling floppy and heavy. Might delete later idk. #FCF

how im trying to be tonight

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more from the tbt

tbt - this was quite fulfilling

i need to be smothered so i can stop all this spiraling

burnt up and burnt out

just grab or rub wherever you want

😮

I am so over this gross weather. Bring back the sun and the warmth please.

finally leaving my cave

This year I’m going to get visibly bigger arms even if it kills me. I can’t fall off the wagon again. 😤

🔌wired⚡️

Keep on using me til you use me up.

Use me.

tonguebath 🐷 patreon.com/dramamine

that feeling when you wanna ask somebody something but you know it’ll be yet another no.

From the vault: Old Patreon Dynamic featuring this bull milkman ready to deliver a big load of creamy milk <3

intentions, not outcomes

ok fine i guess i kind of want an air conditioner

me, i disconnect from you

I love the bit of heat we get but it also zaps all motivation. Currently hiding from emails on my lunch break.

that feeling when you haven’t busted for a week and you’re not sure whether to keep going or ruin somebody’s throat

but also like, horny pic too, it’s not all mental anguish all the time

the obstacle is the way

A random guy asked me to spot his bench press today. I feel officially part of the gym club now.

give me strength 😑

there is actually nothing better than the musk of a guy’s nuts on your moustache during the walk home

Well I didn’t imagine being less excited for SF6 season three than I was for season two but here we are. At least we’re getting Sagat.

Seen 49m ago

where’s my fuckin cuddle buddy?

the lethargy consumes me. need to summon motivation somehow. 💪🏻

Commission for @rodrigojacobos.bsky.social featueing a me of an alternate universe where I look like I want to look hehe. 💖✨

My latest Patreon dynamic result. This one the 10 usd+ suggest scenarios and I pick the one with most votes (this one was a tie so I fused two) and this theme was a single page comic. If you like my content and would like to support the artist join www.patreon.com/markwulfgar #r34 #dk #mario

one of the hardest things about never being able to stick with any endeavour (due to a brain wired differently) is that people who know you can inadvertently not take your efforts seriously. From the outside you appear lazy and distracted but you could be fighting like hell to keep with it.

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and when i finally came up for air, i found myself unable to breathe

all this Ghibli slop is possibly the most offensive AI I’ve seen yet.

actually if you wear cologne or fragrance at all, we’re not a match

if you wear cologne to the gym, we’re not a match

tbt

tħəsə aßst̼ract cøɱpʃəx fəəʃings i jųsɬʼ ðønť knøw ħøɰ tø ħanðʃe tħəɱ

eventually things change and there’s no going back

tbt to a week ago when I saw my queen

it would be too easy if the relief that comes when you stop lying to yourself would cancel out the sadness of what isn’t or never was. but that doesn’t happen. build something new brick by brick or wither and die.

Somebody order me a pizza please?

it’s not meant to be a strife. it’s not meant to be a struggle uphill. you’re trying too hard.