Take that monkey off your back kid. ZARY!

Almost goal in the first minute alert 😐

Protect Devin Cooley at all costs #Flames

Flams gonna Flam

Oh my Coranato’s beak looks awful. He’s going to have quite the shiner too. Ouchhhhhh

TWO POWERPLAY GOALS WHAT?

So two games now where Rantanen is ejected for boarding a guy. Mmmmkay.

Flams season continues with our best scorer taking a nasty hit and bleeding down the tunnel. Scary looking hit by Rantanen.

Just call him Mr Powerplay. Scoreanato! #Flames

Omg don’t challenge this.

Goal in the last minute alert 🔥🔥🔥 (pp too)

lol that goal is the metaphor for the Flames right now. Dear lord.

So glad ownership doesn’t want to break up this riveting core that has 7 shots through half this game against Chicago. Almost keeping me awake. Almost. #Flames

Chicago needs a new goal song.

I bet Zary has a great night with Backs and Coleman. #Flames

2nd intermission: “Oilers just need to pile on the shots. Get a quick one right back in it.” First ten minutes of the third: Oilers 2 shots

Flames fav shootout move: Shooting directly at the goalie

Experience the Flams powerplay. Where the best scoring chance is by the opposing team 🤷‍♀️

One anthem nights. Best nights.

These Sens uniforms are certainly something.

Oilers problems are solved. Hyman is back.

Flames making goalies look like world beaters since forever.

Me: Makes dinner that child has eaten a thousand times before Child: I don’t like this Me: you’ve eaten this a thousand times. It’s dinner. Child: Tantrum. Tears. Stomping. Crying Never have children.

Touchdown Avs!

Jack: “That’s the save that will turn this game around.” Colorado instantly scores two more goals. Mmmmmkay.

Cale Makar that’s a good Calgary boy right there.

Heard hockey was pretty big here.

The eastern time zone really does suck for watching sports.

I never watch basketball but it’s on at this pub. That floor in Atlanta is so distracting. It’s almost glowing. Why isn’t it just a normal court??

These Penguins jerseys are giving me Nashville vibes. #nhl

It was Kadri’s 1000th game? Didn’t hear that a billion times.

Also. Increase that trade value 👀

Well that’s poetry for Kadri. 🔥🔥🔥

Goal in the first minute alert 🔥🔥🔥

If I’m going to spend my monies on Flames tickets I wanna see the kids. I don’t need Jake Bean in my life. Sitting Parekh is not it. Play the hell out of him. I wanna see him on PP1. Let him make his mistakes. Who cares at this point. Seems to be working out for that Schafer kid on Long Island.

These two teams having a battle of who sucks more. #Flames

Just a bit stressed here.

Flames randomly play the rangers well. Didn’t they put up 5 or 6 last year in Shesterkin?

This Colorado Carolina game would be awesome if the announcers weren’t the most annoying people on planet earth.

Flames may never score again. #McKennaWatch

SPRINGER DINGER

Barger BOMB!

Flames game so boring Garrett is now talking about the Jays starting pitching. Ha

Oh. Marner with the goal in the last minute alert. 😐

Been pinching. 2 on 1 Vegas. Ah yes.

Goal in the first minute alert. And Marner. Of course. 😐

I’m ready to be hurt again. #Flames

Oh good. New license plates. Exactly what the teachers need to get back to work. Smith - you’ve done it again you flippin genius.

This will be Flames hockey all year. Barely score. Rely on Wolf to bail them out. Rinse. Repeat.

What the heck Raz. Bury it.