twitter is down

bluesky is now brazilian twitter

crazy how my sister has this big complex skincare routine to help get rid of her acne when really her issue is she doesnt shower enough

i was so real for this shit

my inbox is filling up with job rejections and i keep thinking i see my ex on the train but guess what it's still free and legal to imagine emperor palpatine from star wars saying "im jorking my peanus"

they NEED to make a mario sports/kart/whatever game where you can only pick from other characters and not play as mario

alcohol is simply a stimulant to me

ill never forget the moment i somehow nailed the matpat thumbnail text perfectly in photoshop and had thr power of the gods in my hands

just hit a 14 kill dub on fortnite out of nowhere at 3am first match of the night ive still fucking got it holy shit

i fucking love my boyfriend

just physically jumped in this compsci lecture when the name dijkstra was mentioned

wish i could hit some ppl with a burst bomb combo irl

i wanna meet the little family of birds nesting near me that consistently sing at this time of night

currently playing the splatfest with 2 joycons and no grip loving life

why can i hear birds singing at 1am

why can i not find an overwatch match at four thirty in the morning

if u ever feel unsure of urself remember bruno mars wrote a song about staying home all day and whacking off

me at age 14 freaking out and acting like toby fox is a genuis level god for putting floweys theme in hopes and dreams because theyre the same character

i do not care for mario 64

its an "overwatch night" again

am i really being down bad if im dating them

thats it? no smash?

its the 1.9 combat update but again

youtubes been trying to turn autoplay back on for me lately. no thanks, fucko.

notes on this app after one (1) day of use: its cool as hell just having another twitter on my phone that i can scroll through when im sick of the other one but like. eh. im clearly not following enough people here yet though. might be able to get to like 1000+ like i did on my old one lol

*hacker voice* im in