Got called a faggot in Spanish by some Spanish men for the first time that I know of, but then they started playing with my hair so maybe it was a compliment

Telling everyone in Spain that today is a huge holiday “in my country” as if I’m from somewhere interesting and cultured

Fifth grade boy asked me if I have a girlfriend for the second time this year 🤔

Older Spanish women called me “her salvation” when I had a lighter for her to use 🥲

Tinder date who is a nail tech told me that gel manicures in Madrid are only 15€ so I think it may be time I get back into my nail salon game

Also does Erika Kirk do her own makeup like that on purpose or is her makeup artist doing her dirty

In 2026 JD Vance will divorce Usha for refusing to convert to Christianity and then marry Erika Kirk

Had a dream that Kanye West played the Super Bowl halftime show

I’ll fuck you til you love me

In Spanish, cono is cone and coño is pussy. So you can imagine how funny the lesbian scooping my gelato thought me fucking that up was

Who tf is fred again

Spanish zoomer on tinder trying to come for me for using the laughing face emoji. Another Spanish zoomer on the metro sitting next to me is watching tiktoks with no headphones. Gen Alpha is quickly becoming my favourite generation after millennials

I really need to get some THC into my system asap. Last night I had a dream that I met Marjorie Taylor Greene and gave her my phone number

My Italian friend told me I would have no problem getting into the clubs in Berlin because of my androgynous look ✨

One thing about me is that when a cute guy pops up on my fyp on TikTok, I will be instantly following

Adjusting to Spanish culture is so interesting. Spaniards will touch you for no god damn reason and I’ll be ready to freak the fuck out like I’m about to get real Philadelphia up in this bitch

Random Italians approaching me at the club asking to get their picture with me… I love my fans

Haven’t seen a single cat or rat since being in Madrid :/

Just realised that I topped on the first day of autumn omg fem top fall is really here

First night in Madrid and I slept in a guy’s 4-star hotel room instead of the tiny room I’m renting that I found on Facebook 🙂‍↕️

That moment when you walk out of the Madrid airport and smell that European tobacco 😍

It always blows my mind how you can get inside a big metal tube that flys and a few hours later you are on a different continent on the other side of an ocean

Forgot my poppers in my mom’s fridge :(

This would be an amazing year for Kim Petras to give us Turn Off the Light Part 4

The feminine urge to invite all my fwb to my going away party

Cishets all over this city wearing green and saying go birds. I’m glad I’m getting tf out

Pretty bad timing that I finally got romantically involved with someone one month before leaving Philly lol

Oh myyy…

Hearing Paparazzi by Lady Gaga play on the radio hits different

Bless me father for I have sinned (slept with a NYC transplant)

Someone stole a package of mine and opened it, saw that it was a rapid HIV test, decided they didn’t want it, and was kind enough to leave it behind for me

Every time I think that grindr cannot possibly get any worse, it somehow manages to find a way

I really need Kylie Minogue to be knighted. Dame Kylie Minogue sounds so right

There are so many gay people named Adam

Why did I think Rebel Rebel was a Black Sabbath song 💀

New Yorkers walk down the sidewalk without staring down at your phone challenge

Miley’s new album went so under the radar last month but it’s sooo good

Woke up in the Ritz Carlton

The DMV was truly hellish tho. Waited for three hours outside, three hours inside, and the worker helping me didn’t know what the fuck they were doing

And FUCK Cherelle Parker. Who tf is gonna primary her ass

FUCK UPENN

All the queers are sitting together at the DMV

Back in October I changed my driver’s license gender marker to X. Now I need to change it back to M so that it matches my passport so I can get a visa lmao 🙃

The way this man was biting me last night I was worried we had an Armie Hammer situation

Trump should drop the f bomb more often

Need a video compilation of Tulsi Gabbard saying “regime change war”

Queer people wear deodorant challenge

Had one of the most fucked up nightmares that I’ve ever had last night involving my ex, my parents, the Catholic high school I went to for two years, random people hating me, and my teeth shattering/falling out

2025 is my ran through year