Good to hear Lee Anderson on PM yesterday saying that he used to sit between Jeremy Corbyn and George Galloway, making a "lunatic sandwich". Demonstrating that he either thinks he's a lunatic or doesn't understand the concept of a sandwich. I'm happy to believe either explanation

Been listening to BBC radio 4 and 5 all afternoon from the world at one onwards and not once has it been pointed out that Jenrick is lying about not seeing a white face during his 90 minutes, given that he interviewed at least 5 white people for his little film.

I have to say I'm deeply impressed by the level of support people are showing round the country for the England women's rugby team during the world cup, what with all those flags being on lampposts and bridges

Real stroll back in time today when I found myself having to shout at John Selwyn Gummer on the radio just like it was the 90s all over again

Just in case anyone wants to watch the dimmest cats in Christendom

Happy saint of Turkish/Syrian origin day to all who celebrate

Apparently, saying I see he's poped his clogs is not the proper way to start a conversation about the late pontiff

I trust librarians in the UK are increasingly telling people to fuck off

You want to do what? Oh I think not

Apparently we have a cat bowl

We have a cat train

Just put some washing on and noticed that the machine has a program for underwear. This leaves me with a couple of questions: 1) who owns enough underwear to fill a washing machine; and 2) who, with that amount of underwear, leaves it unwashed long enough to create a full load?

I'd got used to coming on social media over the last 4 years to find nothing much had happened that was batshit crazy had happened overnight. The last month has more than turned that round

As an indication of how shit things are, gin has not been taken yet and I've already shouted at the radio

Radio 3's listening figures should be good today

My wireless headphones keep telling me "battery low", how do I cheer it up?

Always good to see an elegant hound, even if he's now long gone

Not sure if I'm missing something here but, if you've had a public inquiry that has made 20 recommendations, and everyone is agreed that implementing them is a good idea, shouldn't you implement them and then review things in a few years time to see if they're working?

It's rained a bit

Am I the only one who, when listening to a commentary on a Brighton game, and they say Baleba's name, sings "then I saw her face" in their head?

I have to confess, several glasses of gin have been taken

Well this is an exciting day. I'm so busy I'm tracking my DPD driver who is now only 26 drops away from me

Alexa is telling me it's time for festive fun. No it fucking isn't

As productive mornings go, that was productive. Out for breakfast, which took far longer than expected, and finished just in time to get back and go straight to the pub for a pint

Well that was a day! On the plus side, I didn't go postal

Having spent the last three weeks either doing union stuff or on holiday, and only actually working 2 days a week, I now have to do full weeks up until Christmas. Thoughts and prayers people, please

I think shouting at Nick Robinson 3 times in one interview is sufficient grounds for switching the radio off, isn't it?

It's that cold tonight you could strike matches on 'em

I seem to have a lot of posts from yesterday appearing on my feed this morning, referring to it being Monday. As I was away for a long weekend this is confusing me. But then I'm not back to work until Thursday, so more confusion is imminent

The evaporation of gin is a serious issue

The rabbit holes conversations in this household go down. Just found myself having to expand on the Billy Connolly adverts for Kaliber in the 1980s. Simpler times, but much worse alcohol free options

Here's a question. How late should I leave it to cut back my asparagus? I did it about this time last year and it grew straight back

Just stuck my head round the door in Twitter and have had 3 contacts with my account in 24 hours, 2 of which were pornbots following me, against 30+ here, all of which were genuine. Won't be rushing back

Well, that's my toenails cut so the weekend's off to a flier

What I'd like to see is a starter pack Venn diagram

Good thing about being back here is the lack of adverts every other post and the shortage of porn bots

Set up an account on here many moons ago but never got round to properly moving over. Now seems as good a time as any