Minute Cryptic - 13 October, 2025 "Crew from vet centre follows possum without hesitation" (5) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (89,530 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Tess’ Stylist: “I’ve found this for her to wear this week. I wore it at some point in the 80s. I think I was drunk.” “Don’t you think you should do some sort of fitting?” Tess’ Stylist: “Why?” #strictlycomedancing

So as part of my day job I regularly have to check people's right to be in the UK, via a UK passport, or an eVisa/share code. These are legal requirements. Anyone saying we need online ID so we can verify who has a right to be in the UK is lying to you. We already do that. They are lying.

If the Americans are right and there’s a rapture tomorrow, just as I come to the end of twelve months of rolling out SharePoint, OneDrive, Windows 11 and Office 365, I SWEAR…

Tess has done her first “they’re on their feet in the studio”

Whoever is responsible for the music choices on Strictly this year deserves a raise. Category is camp bangers.

Third play through of Dragon Age The Veilguard finished. Fire based Antivan Crow mage? Smashed it mate.

Minute Cryptic - 17 September, 2025 "Every prime cut from homebred cattle?" (4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 2 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Minute Cryptic - 16 September, 2025 "Listen out for Mum" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 2 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s... Didn’t even need any clues!! BOOM!

Minute Cryptic - 14 September, 2025 "Raise centre of net in badminton?" (7) ⚪️⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 1 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Minute Cryptic - 13 September, 2025 "100% leather lingerie's always turning heads" (3) ⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 null www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Minute Cryptic - 12 September, 2025 "Blackbeard rumoured to have submerged body part in canal?" (7) ⚪️⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 1 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

It’s just after half past eight. My flat is a comfortable 18 degrees, and for the first time in four months, I’m under my duvet. This is freaking BLISS. #notasummerperson

Minute Cryptic - 11 September, 2025 "Blank white squares in a box? The first of tricky problems" (7) ⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 2 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Minute Cryptic - 10 September, 2025 "Playing piano after American season of pipe organs?" (9) ⚪️⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 1 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Catching up with last weeks bake off after missing last year out of Diabetes related FOMO. I LOVE THEM ALL.

NOT A SINGLE CLUE NEEDED!! Minute Cryptic - 8 September, 2025 "Pig's so crazy for dirt" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 2 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Minute Cryptic - 7 September, 2025 "False start, exiting Boston roundabout" (3,2) ⚪️⚪️⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 1 over par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

What did I spend my weekend doing? Oh nothing, just mashing up The Winner Takes It All by ABBA and After The Love Has Gone by Steps for something TRULY AND FABULOUSLY GAY.

Minute Cryptic - 6 September, 2025 "Small salad of lime and, say, cheese" (5) ⚪️⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: even par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Minute Cryptic - 5 September, 2025 "Fifty-one trillion litres, to be precise" (7) ⚪️⚪️⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: even par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Wow it's almost like it's actually an objectively well made game and is actually fun with amazing characters and good story telling! 😅😭 #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #DAV

Minute Cryptic - 4 September, 2025 "Midday exhibit oddly cancelled?" (6) ⚪️⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 1 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

That’s more like it. Minute Cryptic - 3 September, 2025 "Injured by a third party" (8) ⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 1 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Minute Cryptic - 2 September, 2025 "Anonymous tip: awesome puzzle book finally sent around to stores" (5) ⚪️⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: even par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Universal Basic Income has worked positively in every case where it has been trialled. Productivity increases, contentment increases, administrative costs go down. The capitalist playbook runs on telling people that stuff doesn't work because they know it does work but they can't profit that way.

Today’s was not the one. Minute Cryptic - 31 August, 2025 "Green vines tangled around outcropping" (7) ⚪️⚪️⚪️🟡🟡🟡🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 4 over par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Minute Cryptic - 30 August, 2025 "Clothes for queen's guard ditching uniform in spin-cycle?" (4) ⚪️⚪️⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 1 over par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Minute Cryptic - 29 August, 2025 "Cat's head, fish's tail, pig's torso and mare blended!?" (7) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 3 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

MMMMM HMMMM.

Minute Cryptic - 27 August, 2025 "Golf lesson's beginning in month six for Tiger Woods?" (6) ⚪️⚪️🟡🟡🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 2 over par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s... Stupid mistake on this one.

Minute Cryptic - 26 August, 2025 "No stamp? Problematic for him!" (7) ⚪️⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 1 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Minute Cryptic - 25 August, 2025 "Forger's initial on map - it shows treasure spot! Buried gold is fake..." (4) ⚪️⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: even par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

I’ve been having trouble sleeping the last month and I thought about getting rid of the electronics in my bedroom - and then I realised I’d have nowhere to put them. So second crazy follow on idea - would it be stupid to move my bed into the small room and make my en-suite my office/music room?

I need to drag my arse out of bed, pack, and go home… but I’m too damn comfy

Minute Cryptic - 24 August, 2025 "Got a freshly-made Caesar wrap?" (4) ⚪️⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: even par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Oh heyyyy Manchester

OUT OF OFFICE ON!!

Three more hours of work til I’m off for the bank holiday - and I am rapidly losing motivation. Can we just skip to 5pm please?

Not me getting the destination of Ep 4 of Destination X right after the first challenge…

There is no greater feeling when a certain tech selling site that rhymes with RusicRagpie can’t find anything wrong with the laptops you send them so you get the full value, no alternative offers.

When you remember that you need to start work an hour earlier so that you can go pick your car up - and then remember there’s something in your inbox you saw on Friday that’s already made you pre-angry.

Not a bad one today. Connections Puzzle #797 🟪🟩🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦

This TikTok account creates AI generated Pokemon and I can’t with the cuteness.

You know when you forget a certain negative anniversary, and then it hits you out of the blue and makes you feel like shit? Yeah, that.

Louise from Bobs Burgers: “If she were a spice, she’d be flour.”

I’m so glad my car is fucked because it is too warm for the office right now.

The Labour Government is explicitly meeting with anti-trans groups and promoting their interests over LGBTQ equality. They lied at the election, and have turned their back on any previous commitment to equality. Wes Streeting is a transphobe. Labour is transphobic. They must never be trusted again.

YES!!!