Drag name: ReLiz d’Files

Ohh! There they are!

Damn! Melania has lost a lot of weight lately!

Oh there you go! They’ve started to copy him already!

Any shooting is wrong, but outrage should be proportional. Politicians like Charlie Kirk choose the public arena, children in classrooms do not. Their repeated slaughter highlights America’s refusal to pass basic gun restrictions, making school shootings far more tragic and enraging.

What possible motive could anyone have had back in 2002 to forge Trump’s signature for Epstein’s 50th birthday book? Seriously, this document is 23 years old. Come on, magas believing this one it’s a stretch even for you!

Johnson admitting that Trump wasn’t an FBI informant in the Epstein investigation was a shocker! That story made so much sense and had me totally convinced he was innocent! If he didn’t admit he made it up, I would’ve believed it without a second thought 🤪

Trump goes 2 full days without an impeachable offense, and we all just assume he's dead. That’s very telling

The guy’s basically a walking pharmacy gone wrong. Diarrhea of the mouth, constipation of the brain, and a prescription list longer than his fraud charges, not long now

In today’s episode of United States of Embarrassment: Trump orders the border wall painted black to make it hotter and harder to climb. They are going to be shocked when they hear about gloves!

RIP Hulk Hogan

Many still don’t understand how dangerous Trump has become. He’s in a desperate position, and I honestly believe there’s nothing he wouldn’t do to protect himself or regain control.

Hey magas, how’s it feel knowing he knew the whole time his name was in those files, yet he still laughed at you, lied to your faces, and watched you defend him like clueless puppets? 🤔🤣

They still haven’t recovered from having a principled, eloquent, intelligent, steady, and inspirational black president

What a perfect day to appreciate Obama’s ankles 😍

Maybe Trump’s circulation is off because his diaper’s on too tight?

BREAKING: Donald Trump Diagnosed With Chronic Venous Insufficiency The crazy thing about chronic venous insufficiency is that Trump it’s on the Epstein Files.

House Republicans block Democratic attempt to release Epstein files. But hey, why go to such lengths to block a list that totally doesn’t exist, right? 🤔

The moment Bondi claimed there’s no list, it only confirmed that Trump is definitely on it.

If you are protesting, keep the Bigger Picture in mind. The goal is change, not confrontation. Stay focused and stay united. You’re part of something bigger. Move with courage and care. I am so proud of all of you 🥰💙💙

trump’s parade Saturday? Damn! I’ll miss it, sadly I will be very busy reading the entire terms and conditions of my Wi-Fi router. Twice. Good morning all

He spent $134 million deploying the military in LA. Honestly, $134 million isn’t that much to distract America from his failures, being tangled in Epstein files, the Zelensky embarrassment, the Musk divorce, his worsening health, and more. A real bargain for him!

BREAKING: Air Force One Upgraded to Prevent Further Presidential Stumbles

Hey Leon, you don’t get to flirt with fascism and walk away clean. You will always be a billionaire who chose fascism over facts and platformed hate in the name of “free speech.”

I thought it was fake until Musk pulled the Epstein accusations out of the closet. That would be pretty risky business all for a distraction.

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Happy Pride Day! 🥰🩷 May the homophobes step barefoot on a rainbow of Legos and get glitter stuck to everything they own. 🌈✨

I swear I laughed so hard that tea shot right out of my nose! 🤣🤣

Breaking: “Trump accepted a luxury Boeing 747 from Qatar’s royal family for use as Air Force One-and to keep using after leaving office. It’s the biggest foreign gift ever received by a president raising major ethical concerns” Outrageous! Unless……. They loosen up a couple of nuts and bolts

These numbers are about as believable as North Korea's stats.

In all fairness, we only need just one doll

They’re not even trying to hide it anymore, pardoning extremists, going after judges, tearing down democracy piece by piece, and wrapping it all in the flag of “patriotism.” If that doesn’t alarm you, you’re not paying attention.

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From: “I will stop the war in 24 hours!” To: “Vladimir STOP!” What a freaking clown!! 🤡

Get a load of this 24 carat c*nt!!

“White House Assesses Ways to Persuade Women to Have More Children. proposals include offering $5,000 "baby bonuses" in the form of a child tax credit” Oh brilliant! Because nothing says “thoughtful leadership” like handing out $5K baby bonuses, as if raising a child costs the same as a used couch.

Representative Rob Harris [R]: (803) 212-6788 Representative Josiah Magnusor (803) 212-6876 Representative William Chumley (803) 212-6894 Representative James Burns [R]: (803) 212-6891 Representative Steven Long [R]: (803)-212-6878 Representative Jay Kilmartin [R]: (803) 212-6963

What would I like? Ideally, I’d like to see him go to jail, and once there, face something slow and deeply painful with purulent pustules covering his body, but hey! That’s just me

Exactly! If this happened with Obama, it would’ve been all anyone talked about until he was dragged down. Remember the uproar over his tan suit? That’s how crazy things used to be. Now, real corruption barely gets noticed.

Well done Finland 🤣👏👏👏

Not aging very well is it? 🤔

Not to brag but I've been boycotting the Kardashians my whole life.

And bankruptcies 🙏

Something’s happening, this took place today, and they’re clearly hiding something. Honestly, I don’t care as long as it eventually leads to fulfilling our wishes. Also he needs a better make up artist 🤪

Brew your own coffee, save money, and hit them where it hurts.

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I think Musk should rebrand SpaceX as a high end fireworks company 🙄

Turns out “America First” really just meant “America Alone”

He cut funding for transgenic mice for medical research that develops cures for humans because he thought it was for transgender mice 🤣🤣🤣 You can’t make this shit up!!