Live your life so you don’t have to fly to the Olympics in Italy with your own food, because you’re terrified to eat out knowing the locals might spit on your food

First gold medal of the Olympics goes to… the booing team, and the US is taking it home! 😂🏅

That settles it, throwing dildos at ICE is top notch cool! I’m packing up and moving to Minneapolis! You all are incredible. Couldn’t love you more! 🥰🩷

So now Trump admits he posted the racist video, BUT he claims it’s fine because he “didn’t watch it first.” Errr….the first four fucking seconds shows the Obama’s portrayed as apes. If you’re believe this you are a clueless, bloated orange lover cockwaffle.

Or expire, we are open to options

There, I fixed it for you you bloated pedophile pathetic piece of shit!

Going from Obama to Trump was like downgrading from a smartphone to two rusty cans tied together with a fraying string If anyone, especially people of color, after today still supports this vile, sagging, pedophile piece of shit after all this, I honestly don’t know what the fvck to say anymore.

Heading to the Village to grab dinner with friends 😎

Bondi:”If we prosecute everyone in the Epstein Files the whole system collapses!"This is an admission of guilt! What she’s really saying is that her own party is riddled with it!!! Prosecute everyone involved, starting with her. That’s why they’re terrified and dragging their feet! They are all in!

What used to be a “local case” is now a global investigation. Authorities in Australia, Sweden, Turkey, Lithuania, the United Kingdom, North Macedonia, Norway, Poland, France, and Latvia are all digging into the Epstein files. The whole world is now watching and taking action against it!

Viva la France! 🇫🇷 When you guys are done with Musk, can you please come and handle Trump for us, since we apparently can’t get our shit together? Merci beaucoup 😊

Leave it to a grown-ass man in a maga hat to go after a teenage girl!! What a cvnt! Well done kids! You just kicked some fascist ass!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

BREAKING: Alex Pretti’s death ruled a homicide

Same complaint every damn night 🤣🤣🤣

So glad Liam is home! He should never have been arrested with his father, just thinking about the trauma this little boy went through is heartbreaking! 💔

YESSSSSS!!! BAD FUCKING BUNNY best album of the year!! 🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 So well deserved!! Biggest middle finger for the thundercunt and all his cronies!!

The two federal immigration agents who fired at Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti have been identified (in government records) as Border Patrol agent Jesús Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez They are Latinos! The damn murderers are freaking Latinos!!

Trump has made $4 billion of his presidency, but remember when Jimmy Carter had to sell his family’s peanut farm that they’ve had for generations because it was considered “a conflict of interest”? We didn’t lower the bar. We buried it. Then set it on fire!

Allegedly, this is Trump’s most hated photo. Act accordingly 🤪🤣🤣

I’ve been saving regret-filled Maga comments, hoping they might give you a bit of the same hope they gave me 😔🙏 I need to try and stay positive!

Drove to Princeton to meet up with the lovely bunch of @resistencia_en_accion_nj 🥰💙

Arresting Don Lemon for speaking out isn’t law and order, it’s intimidation. When public figures are targeted to send a message, that message is meant for all of us. That’s how chilling effects start, and none of us should be okay with it!!

Australia has reportedly sold ONE SINGLE ticket for the Melania atrocity!! One. Ticket. 😂 Take a bow, my lovely Aussies, you understood the assignment 🥰

Me while forced to watch Melania’s movie

Mitch McConnell career was defined by sabotage, cruelty, and naked power-hoarding. He spent decades poisoning democracy, hollowing out institutions, and dragging the country toward authoritarianism. I genuinely hope his retirement is miserable, isolated, joyless, and haunted by the damage he’s done

I called my local theater to ask when the show starts, and they said “what time can you be here?”

Rumor has it that during the making of the movie Melanoma, she was always quick to take her clothes off every time the director yelled, “Action!”

Oh yeah, that’ll really teach him not to kill anybody else! Paid leave! What a fvcking joke! That’s not accountability, it’s standard procedure, not punishment, we need for him to be arrested! This is pure bullshit!!

Two thirds of the crew behind the Melania movie requested to be left out of the credits, apparently fearing future job prospects

Trump’s Turnberry estate in Scotland was vandalised with red paint and graffiti. Police are investigating it as criminal damage. Whoever did it is innocent! They were with me walking around SoHo! 🤪

Thundercunt: “Melania is a must‑watch! The tickets are selling out fast!!” Theaters near me: 🦗🦗🦗🤣🤣

Unconfirmed reports from Washington DC say that Donald Trump fell in the snow today

As a kid, Greg Bovino wanted to be GI Joe. Turns out he only nailed the action-figure proportions.

I rather lick a subway handrail during flu season than watching Melanoma’s non porn movie!!!!

Sadly like those girls Greenland needs to prepare to be violated

Greg Bovino is such a bonsai Nazi, that jacket would barely reach my waist, I’m 5’10”.

Dear Clot, let us know where you are so we can point you in the “right” direction. Here’s a handy map to make it easier for you.

If they actually vetted people instead of hiring anyone who accepts the $50,000 incentive without proper background checks or training, this never would have happened. These ICE agents are nothing but racist, reckless rejects of society emboldened by their leader

Ladies and gentlemen, in case you’ve never witnessed a mentally malignant narcissist with frontal-temporal dementia.

I’d love to meet the Dr that can change Timmy to Tammy and still have them back for 5th period algebra! What a thundercunt imbecile he is!

Two things can be true at the same time: Maduro is a monster, and Trump broke the law and he also is in the Epstein files. One doesn’t cancel out the other.

Just a reminder: today the Justice Department had to account to Congress for the redactions it made in the Epstein documents. You see what I mean? I bet you forgot about it because of the madness he unleashed today!

What the fvck could possibly be in the Epstein files to make someone pull something like this?

Also, I would add, the man on the left is a hero.

So let me get this straight, Karoline Leavitt can allegedly get cosmetic injectables while pregnant, something doctors explicitly warn against, but Tylenol is treated like a national emergency.The selective outrage is impressive.The ignorance? Even more so.And yes, the stupidity is beyond exhausting

Drag name: ReLiz d’Files

Ohh! There they are!

Damn! Melania has lost a lot of weight lately!

Oh there you go! They’ve started to copy him already!

Any shooting is wrong, but outrage should be proportional. Politicians like Charlie Kirk choose the public arena, children in classrooms do not. Their repeated slaughter highlights America’s refusal to pass basic gun restrictions, making school shootings far more tragic and enraging.