Congratulations to the sailors of the Ming Treasure fleet. It seems like you had a great time

What are they doing in those data centers dude

When I was like 7 my dad would tell me how he saw Hellraiser and he was so scared by it and it gave him nightmares every couple of days

May abdicate my duty later

Operation Prosperity Jardiance

Another beautiful day to uncritically support the Islamic Republic of Iran

Children should aspire to become geologists

When I get pissed at work just think about Ser Dunk and Egg and chill out

asking my Cornell grad family connected 26 year old associate his thoughts on Clavicular

The crew and I intend to winter over on the Hudson…

I find it interesting the Ring Search Party ad came out in the middle of a very high profile missing persons case

Check out the icicle my HVAC exhaust made

What a set of peepers on that curler

They need to make the Epstein files in big text I have been straining my eyes

Dude you looked stunning in our 1 on 1 today.

Threatens you with the FDR blade

Working in a northeast Catholic dominated company means on a weekly basis I have to defend some insane decision I’ve made to an executive that looks and sounds exactly like my dead dad

Pile check

Brilliantly starting my multi front counter revolution during the coldest month of the year

Mulling over several scenarios

Anyone else getting the urge lately

An ozempicified Shane Gillis as the leading man in the adaptation of the Delta Force raid to get Maduro

Are you seriously interfering with federal law enforcement right now dude

Eagles would have won if they had a more supportive fan base

It is troubling that the government instigated an insurgency in Minneapolis in order to run a domestic counter insurgency

Getting a sinister vibe from this Trump guy

Assemblyman Zellman’s, known associate of Tony Soprano, office is being demolished or renovated.

Breaking bad was the best piece of drug war propaganda the government ever had

At a pals cool tribeca apartment and when I walk in he doesn’t say hi just “shoes off!!” From a corner

Joining esoteric committees

Privatization and indoorization of playgrounds feels sinister

Tune into my live stream

Showed wife a 2003 era MGMT video on YouTube in bed last night. Strong college dorm flashbacks.

At the age of 34 I’ve decided my UFC walkout song will be Rooster by Alice in Chains

Sometimes it is fun to text friends esoteric nonsense about how you’re toppling governments and have kidnapped high officials maybe it was just bantz

Every day truly is another wonderful secret

Damn what happened in 2024?

One wonders which other presidents sucked eachother off. Did Carter blow Ford?

We didn’t start the fire!!

Meeting with my Esoteric Network later.

Decades of International Relations theory upended as global peace wasn’t guaranteed by nuclear weapons or neo liberalism but one clever pedophile

It’s weird having a little You running around in the world. Like someone stop him lol

Maintain COGSEC

Somethingburger

Dog wearing shirt