My love language is disappearing until you miss me

I believe in manifestation but I also believe in being dramatic

Half my personality is ‘what if?’ and the other half is ‘oh well.’

I’m literally God’s strongest soldier but also his laziest

God gave me anxiety and fine ass selfies, balance

I’m a good person with bad WiFi and worse decisions

My brain be like: overthink, overshare, oversleep

I know God tired of me saying ‘this time I’m serious

I forgive but I also screenshot.

LMAO you think blocking me is the end? Baby, I got burners.

I’m not toxic, I’m interactive

Everyday I wake up and immediately choose delusion

Why am I broke but also bougie??

If life gives me lemons I’m making a margarita, not lemonade

If I block you, congratulations—you unlocked premium

Imagine blocking me and I still live rent-free in your head

I’m allergic to mornings, responsibilities, and ugly vibes

If you think I’m ignoring you, I am. If you think I’m busy, I’m also ignoring you

My skincare routine is 40% products, 60% tears.

Me: I need to save money. Also me: adds 37 things to cart

I love when the universe humbles me in the middle of my delusion spiral

The fact I’ve been driving around with expired tags since January and not one cop noticed… clearly I’m invisible when I wanna be.

just went to get my car inspected for a roadtrip they told me my car was never registered this year it expired back in January… I never gotten pulled over , proof I’m a good driver

My toxic trait is I’ll say “it’s fine” but it’s definitely not fine

I love attention but hate asking for it

I be telling myself “chill” but my attitude already typed the paragraph 😭

I’ll go quiet on you just to see if you notice

I love hard but my cutoff game scary

I’ll be over it but still checking your page like it’s homework

I’m not toxic, I just like to know you care enough to check me

I be telling people “do you” but secretly hoping they don’t 😭

I hate when I stop messing with somebody and they don’t even fight for me back 😒

Sometimes I wanna be spoiled, sometimes I wanna act broke & watch you still do it

I’ll forgive you but I’ll also bring it up at the most random time 💀

My attitude be depending on how well you treating me that day.

I’ll block you and still miss you, toxic but true 😭

I hate when I peep energy shift and nobody wanna say what’s wrong

Sometimes I just want to restart the whole day and try again

I love when I can be goofy and deep with the same person

I hate when people make me regret opening up

I disappear when I don’t feel appreciated, no announcement

I don’t even want much, just consistency, honesty, and vibes

I don’t mind being alone, I just mind being around the wrong energy

My silence usually says more than my words ever could

I love when someone peeps the little details about me

I don’t like explaining why I move the way I do, just trust I got my reasons

I love my own company but sometimes I wish I had someone to share it with

I get tired of people quick when I feel like I’m pouring more than I’m getting back

I’ll ghost you quick if I feel weird energy, no warning

I’m lowkey sensitive but you’ll never catch me showing it first