Black swan (Cygnus atratus - Australian Native bird) casually cruising past me as I fish on Tallebudgera Creek this morning

Mmmmm. I reckon the dude made $100 in my street just now

Rayner holding the ball up to the opposition crowd after a mark with 20 seconds to go is rascallish behaviour #AFLCatsLions

Deadset, if you ever have no furniture and move into a new flat or house just drive on the M1/M3 between Brisbane and the Gold Coast. You’ll be able to furnish your house no problems with the shit that falls off the back of people’s utes

7 billion people live in the northern hemisphere. 1 billion in the southern hemisphere There you go

Heavily armed police at a community veggie garden is peak Queensland.

The Stefanovictionary

My grandfathers Stanley screwdriver. Think I pinched it from my parents place accidentally when I left home at 19 or so. It’s the only stainless steel tool I have that has not actually rusted. So must be from 1950s

Installed wireless interconnected smoke alarms in every room and hallway today. When I tested them it was very loud. Sorry neighbourinos

I hereby declare that Rudy Giuliani be stripped of the title "America's Mayor" for multiple reasons and nominate Zohan Mamdani

3 double shot coffees & a mouthful of stew & mashed spud in the last 90 mins and I’m ready for Fursday.

Lots of stories in media about falling fertility rates, worldwide. Capitalism’s ultimate own goal is currently playing out. Bleed people dry economically, crush them with debt - hey presto - women stop creating future consumers

New Zealand ripping the English to bits in the cricket. This Henry guy is a good bowler #EngvNZ

Finally! Mostly sunny blue sky day. First time the solar battery has been charged over 80% for awhile.

We’ve only just entered winter and it feels like a summer morning this morning in Brisbane. Unseasonably warm in the sun.

Calling for the abolition of SBS during the World Cup seems like a bit of an own goal. Ahem

NBN router emitted a plastic smell and stopped working at 1130pm Friday night. Got on Optus chat until 1am sorting it. Yesterday it was replaced. 6 hours earlier than promised. And we have fast innanet again (using 4G backup since NBN router blew up). For once a happy customer service story

It seems a certain state premier from a state that starts with the letter Q couldn’t keep his penis in his pants and will lose his job soon. What a shame! From a party that wants to control women’s reproductive rights, as well

NBN router shat itself. About to find out how helpful Optus is at 1130pm

Friday treat. Dirty big kebab time.

Pic taken on a break from driving to Lismore. Just after sunrise. Looking over Byron Bay from the Coolamon Lookout. Low cloud/fog obscuring most of Cape Byron. Beautiful morning.

Tallebudgera Creek fishing trip early this morning.

Kangaroo Point. Under the Story Bridge

Have not set foot inside this shop for years. Not many old fish n chip shops left. Need a sugary drink to pep me up. Could do with a works burger, but no - maybe next time I pass by.

This truck stopped 1 metre short of the Buranda rail bridge will great fanfare. Tyres locked up and air brakes working hard.

Why does anyone bother with those quiz test things on social media?

Accidentally fell into the front bar at the Norman hotel on the walk home from the Gabba

What a game to watch #AFLBluesCats

I have a bus licence. I can count in Japanese as well as exchange basic pleasantries. I might go for a job

Can’t sleep so put auntie on. You know you’re well into middle age when the man who hosted ‘3 hours of power’ (Metal and Hardcore music) on Triple J in the early 1990s is now hosting overnights on ABC

Walking through the mangroves

Pleasant morning fishing on Tallebudgera Creek. Couple of decent bream to take home

I love this time of the year. The sun isn’t roasting me all day. All hail winter

The seagulls know not much is going on #AFLTigersDons

Back to the foooocha

I remember the last #AFLTigersDons game. I was on holiday in Northern NSW last July and could barely watch the TV. I had to pretend I was watching one of those charity games to enjoy it. Hope tonight’s game is better #afl

Driving around today, I have never seen more storage warehouses being built. The economy of having too much shit is growing exponentially.

World installing grid batteries at a blistering pace. A total of 112 gigawatts of batteries were deployed around the world in 2025 — 10 times the amount added just four years prior. www.canarymedia.com/articles/bat...

TENS machines are fun.

It’s amazing that it took until today to ban neo-nazi hate groups from operating in any manner. Absolute cunts. Sorry if you’re not supportive of the use of jails. Rockspiders, rapists and Nazis are at the top of the list of people who shouldn’t be able to walk freely amongst us

My sons u17 Division 1 AFLQ comp has teams from Maroochydore to Burleigh Heads in it, including 5 of the traditional Brisbane teams. They just regraded the comp and added Tweed Coast Tigers (based at Cabarita) and Noosa Tigers. The comp is spread over 270km of driving.

Hehehe.

Don’t know why, but SBS’s Eat Carpet just came to mind. If I was out and about in my teens I’d be watching it late at night.

Mutti for dinner. Love a bit of Mutti

Smart meter was installed earlier in the week. Dumped AGL for @amberelectric.bsky.social soon after. Couldn’t be happier being able to sell my solar to the grid and not be told I can only sell 200kwh a year.

It’s nice to be the first for something.

Two words I hoped never to see in the news again. CONTACT TRACING.

Earache on Easter Sunday. Within a week I couldn't hear out of my right ear. Ear infection rendered me deaf since my left ear is bung from years of standing next to crash cymbals. All good now but I am missing saying 'I can't hear you' and walking away when my wife and child talked to me.

Oooooo me tiggers won #AFL #Tigerland

Post a character that starts with the letter S (First or Last) Stimpy