This is one of the most impt vidoes of onlime

Printed in risograph today and still can't figure out if they overcharged me by like $1 or undercharged me by like $70.

Subnautica 2 developers at Unknown Worlds are set to receive three annual instalments totalling $250 Million USD in bonuses. @unknownworlds.bsky.social checkpointgaming.net/news/2026/07...

My friend and codeveloper of Volgar the Viking @volgarr.bsky.social just came out with a new game and it is currently free for everyone, in browser :D www.crazyvikingstudios.com/lootspell

New signed prints up in the shop!

In an alternate reality, Playstation and XBOX just reverted to only physical media, Steam joins in because they all copy each other. Every game you own digitally is converted to disk or cartridge format, put in a case and delivered to your doorstep all at once. How big is your shipment? Wwyd?

FedEx is not a printer. They are a glorified, defective, vending machine. Never thought I’d miss Kinkos but they sure chewed them up and spit them out.

Sonic has lost his iconic glasses for #ToonJune2026 day 17

In a Feng Shui Facebook group someone asked if they should get a turtle. It became pages and pages of turtle hate: bad luck, they are actually very fast (derogatory), they smell, they’re ungrateful, they shit right in their cage (where else are they supposed to shit?) A full roast of all turtles

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WE CANT ALL WIN THE LOTTERY 💫

Excited to live in a country where you can mail someone a handgun but not an abortion pill

THEY PUT AI IN THE CLOCK. D:< I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH MSOFT. THEY FORCED AI INTO THE CLOCK AND MANAGED TO BREAK IT. THEY BROKE THE CLOCK. TURNING ON "DO NOT DISTURB" TRIGGERS AN ALARM THAT GOES OFF EVERY 25 MIN. WE WERE BETTER OFF WITH SUNDIALS. GO BACK 3,525 YEARS AND BRING BACK SUNDIALS.

Roast my spelling

Maybe you don’t like Anthropic but anyone cheering their failures is woefully uninformed about their new model, Claude Mythos. It is, easily, the most powerful cybersecurity weapon of all time and if Anthropic goes down, it would end up in the hands of the highest bidder. I don’t think we want that

They made a fitbit for farts

It’s really messed up we don’t take care of elders financially. At some point, we’re all expected to live off savings. Guess we’ll just hoard all our money and hope it runs out the moment we die 🤞🤞🤞

Ultraleap got bought by a digital musical instruments company and now they’re doing… a piano keyboard. I get it... but we’ve got ultrasonic haptic arrays, hand gesture detection, non-contact controllers with force feedback… and we landed on skeuomorphing an instrument from the 1800s.

Can’t wait to get tea-bagged by Elmo in Disney’s new shooter

Do I have any web developer friends that do freelance on-call tech support?

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If music was reviewed like videogames are: "This metal song has too much drums." "I wish this song wasn't metal, I like Rap. It should be Rap." "The song is good but they should hire a new singer" "The thing is they're using Gibson guitars, they need to switch to Fender and it'll sound better"

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

as sweet as bulbasaur 🍨 #pokemon

updating my updater

Remember when Zuck said he was adding legs to VR but the entire demo was canned motion capture and instead they just put in some inverse kinematic-sorta legs and you couldn’t even see your own legs, only other people’s? NEVER FORGET WE WERE PROMISED LEGS AND EVERYONE GOT LEGS BUT YOU.

Stones and rocks for every month

My friend Eddie is sweet and reliable if anyone in the Seattle area needs a pet sitter.

Dice but your randomized result comes in the form of a unique noise that two of the dice make when they tap together.

Every time I do a math, a scientist should have to do an art so they can know failure too.

Made my tutor an eflyer. Check it out. pwnwriters.org/course/poetr...

Luigi wasn't an aberration. It truly is easier to murder someone than it is to get healthcare through any insurance. Today I spent half of my appointment crying at the front desk instead of being treated and ultimately I had to basically sign a blank check to get any treatment at all.

Today I got a software update that optimized things and used less space LOL JK JK

Shut up and take my money. www.engadget.com/wearables/ip...

Unpaid tech support is allowed to say: "I dunno, yolo, give it a shot"

How'd I get signed up for a game I didn't sign up for? How did I get trapped in this maze with no walls? How much are points? Do these have street value?

Bsky added a drop shadow to their icon. I’M TELLING

Ok hear me out: vaccine in a dart gun

That's it social media. Blue's illegal now. The police will now be repossessing it from all of your brandings and interfaces. You can have any color but blue. You've abused the privilege and ruined it for everyone. You're under arrest **handcuff emoji**

Our country is just four corporations in a trench coat

Valve, a company who makes multiple billions a year in profit being a middleware storefront, can’t waste resources on stopping the abuse of marginalized developers on their own platform. The bar is SO LOW but somehow they don’t even manage that.

Don't listen to them Cloud Dancer ☁️ 🪩 Warm off-white IS a color. Never doubt yourself, I'd kill and die for you. #Pantone #CloudDancer #Pantone2026 #PantoneColorOfTheYear

that's cool Bsky, cool cool cool. Thought I was DMing someone and it put it straight on my wall x_x

People who go on about how much they hate drama just want to be the sole source supplier.

Tailwind is a very easy, efficient way to turn the internet into a sad, bland landscape of monochromatic rectangles. I'm not against value hierarchy; I'm against dumping black and white into every color and calling it a palette, like it's a secret design hack instead of an elementary art exercise.

All chips are veggie chips.

New emoji cannon: 🙇‍♀️ = woke 😴 = centrists

Everyone: “It’s a rounded square.” Nerds 🤓: “Well actually…it’s a *squircle*.” A shape between a square and a circle (a superellipse). Softer, calmer, continuous curves everywhere. Rounded squares got rounded-er. Now they’re baked into the code that builds the web. Tiny curve, a new global standard.