On this day in 2019: the goat, Tim Howard, plays his last home game for the rapids. The pids had an outside shot of making the playoffs but would miss out, meaning he never suited up at the richard again. #Rapids96

No chance this guy could find Boulder on a map.

COMMENTARY: If this was happening in another nation, we'd call it by name. It's authoritarianism.

Onboarding at a large tech company this week and this has never felt so true

Despite the bobblehead fiasco the aura was absolutely off the charts this evening #Rapids96

Youth soccer tournament be a decent human challenge, difficulty level impossible

Ughh this dude is holding up our group 🙄🏌️‍♂️

Summer day 3: kids are drafting their favorite Jaritos flavors from the variety pack. In a shocker Mexican cola goes #1 overall.

Hey Siri show me the meaning of insanity

Me all summer to my kids

babe wakeup new worthless error message just dropped

I swear if Denver messes up this bid … new NWSL stadium and plenty of US stars from the state, should be a slam dunk.

I don’t always test my mobile notification code, but when I do it’s in prod

Ok whoever wrote that final episode of Last of Us I just want to talk

Update: 😀

Hey @coloradorapidssc.bsky.social just a heads up this super fan will be in attendance on Saturday 😀 #Rapids96

My wife is feeling some kind of way this evening after learning she and Keefe have the same shirt

Enjoying tonight’s #Rapids96 game from the north boundary with unlimited drinks and glizzies, they’re gonna have to drag me out of here

Very interested in the logistics of becoming pope. Like, do you prepack all your stuff before you leave for the conclave just in case? Do you have a friend list it on marketplace? So many questions.

Happy 25th anniversary to this absolute classic that had me terrified the world was gonna end as a kid

8yo asked why this octopus wanted to fight at breakfast

Love that my kids are getting to know Jack Black as Bowser and Steve from Minecraft, but one day they will know his origin story or I will have failed as a parent.

Bring him home @nwsldenver.bsky.social !

First pizza night of the season in the books 🍕

Shout out to skittles for the nature themed packaging, we’ll be finding these bags all summer

It would seem a good chunk of IDE AI assistant training data is the entire leet code data set, which kind of makes practicing them pointless.

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College basketball is my passion

I swear I’m a decent software developer but the number of times I have to google “undo commit” is actually embarrassing.

Called ATT to ask for a credit after the wife’s phone picked up $50 in roaming charges on our first day of cruising. Guy said no, system doesn’t allow it. I asked to speak to a supervisor and suddenly his system allows it. Incredible software engineering velocity they have there!

No greater duality of man moment than the people leaving vacation passing the people starting vacation.

Shout out to the real ones milking every last bit of the drink package and sipping mai tais 12 minutes before this cruise ends 🫡

Trump doxxes his own lawyer’s private info in otherwise newsless JFK release. www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

Pumas subs not letting Campos run up for a free kick and get carded. Concacaf shithousery at its finest 😂

Also on this day 244 years ago, the biggest regret in recorded history occurred.

Happy Drew Moor game winning header day to all who celebrate. Sadly this was the last bit of live soccer we saw for awhile, but at least we went out with a bang! #Rapids96

Another #Rapids96 blast from the past, Andre Shinyashiki has landed in the Bulgarian top flight.

Former #Rapids96 forward Jonathan Lewis signs with Barnsley, who promptly misspell his name on the announcement 🤦‍♂️

we're officially on Bluesky... 🗣️ UP THE PIDS

Watching Golazo today with 16 games simultaneously