prattm
@prattm.bsky.social
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Dad. Programmer. Aspiring piano player.
fark dot com consumed about 18% of my life at one point in the early 2000s.
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about 1 month ago
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Mismatched outfits, dessert camo, and weapons drawn in a column formation like they’re in the streets of Mogadishu. Absolute clown show.
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about 1 month ago
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Shout out to this guy who brought the whole damn home office PC rig to the coffee shop 🫡
about 1 month ago
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Need someone sane at the internet archive to ensure there is a 4 year gap of data that covers everything this trash administration puts online.
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about 1 month ago
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Took the kids for a last-day-of-break donut and boy do I wish we had just DoorDash’ed instead 😅
about 1 month ago
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Once played pool next to Allen Iverson at Dave N Busters when he was first traded to the Nuggets. At one point he said “excuse me partner” so he could take his shot.
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about 2 months ago
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Just saw Rob Holding at Target and last time I saw a
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player shopping there they were cut a few months later 🤔
about 2 months ago
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The European mind cannot comprehend this
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2 months ago
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I know this is a very popular game across the world, but I may as well be playing cones of dunshire
2 months ago
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We’ve lived in this house for 10 years, and the terminus of a particular Smurf tube in the basement has always eluded me…until today. Home networking just got a major upgrade!
2 months ago
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Very unsurprised to learn the guy who received a made peace award is now attempting to hand out made up pardons.
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2 months ago
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When you tell your boss you’re working really hard on that new graphic the advertising team needs, but also need to leave because it’s 4:56pm and happy hour ends soon
2 months ago
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Dude slurping gas station menudo straight from the container on the public park bench 3 feet from me is a case study in galactic levels of not giving a shit about anyone else.
4 months ago
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Victory *and* a signed game worn kit from the captain 🤩
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4 months ago
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On this day in 2019: the goat, Tim Howard, plays his last home game for the rapids. The pids had an outside shot of making the playoffs but would miss out, meaning he never suited up at the richard again.
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5 months ago
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No chance this guy could find Boulder on a map.
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5 months ago
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Kyle Clark
6 months ago
COMMENTARY: If this was happening in another nation, we'd call it by name. It's authoritarianism.
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Onboarding at a large tech company this week and this has never felt so true
6 months ago
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Despite the bobblehead fiasco the aura was absolutely off the charts this evening
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6 months ago
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Youth soccer tournament be a decent human challenge, difficulty level impossible
6 months ago
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Ughh this dude is holding up our group 🙄🏌️♂️
7 months ago
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Summer day 3: kids are drafting their favorite Jaritos flavors from the variety pack. In a shocker Mexican cola goes #1 overall.
8 months ago
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Hey Siri show me the meaning of insanity
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9 months ago
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Me all summer to my kids
9 months ago
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babe wakeup new worthless error message just dropped
9 months ago
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I swear if Denver messes up this bid … new NWSL stadium and plenty of US stars from the state, should be a slam dunk.
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9 months ago
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I don’t always test my mobile notification code, but when I do it’s in prod
9 months ago
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Ok whoever wrote that final episode of Last of Us I just want to talk
9 months ago
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Update: 😀
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9 months ago
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Hey
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just a heads up this super fan will be in attendance on Saturday 😀
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9 months ago
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My wife is feeling some kind of way this evening after learning she and Keefe have the same shirt
9 months ago
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Enjoying tonight’s
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game from the north boundary with unlimited drinks and glizzies, they’re gonna have to drag me out of here
9 months ago
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Very interested in the logistics of becoming pope. Like, do you prepack all your stuff before you leave for the conclave just in case? Do you have a friend list it on marketplace? So many questions.
10 months ago
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Happy 25th anniversary to this absolute classic that had me terrified the world was gonna end as a kid
10 months ago
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8yo asked why this octopus wanted to fight at breakfast
10 months ago
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Love that my kids are getting to know Jack Black as Bowser and Steve from Minecraft, but one day they will know his origin story or I will have failed as a parent.
10 months ago
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Bring him home
@nwsldenver.bsky.social
!
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10 months ago
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First pizza night of the season in the books 🍕
10 months ago
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Shout out to skittles for the nature themed packaging, we’ll be finding these bags all summer
10 months ago
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It would seem a good chunk of IDE AI assistant training data is the entire leet code data set, which kind of makes practicing them pointless.
10 months ago
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Jeva Lange 🫎
11 months ago
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11 months ago
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College basketball is my passion
11 months ago
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I swear I’m a decent software developer but the number of times I have to google “undo commit” is actually embarrassing.
11 months ago
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Called ATT to ask for a credit after the wife’s phone picked up $50 in roaming charges on our first day of cruising. Guy said no, system doesn’t allow it. I asked to speak to a supervisor and suddenly his system allows it. Incredible software engineering velocity they have there!
11 months ago
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No greater duality of man moment than the people leaving vacation passing the people starting vacation.
11 months ago
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Shout out to the real ones milking every last bit of the drink package and sipping mai tais 12 minutes before this cruise ends 🫡
11 months ago
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southpaw
11 months ago
Trump doxxes his own lawyer’s private info in otherwise newsless JFK release.
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Pumas subs not letting Campos run up for a free kick and get carded. Concacaf shithousery at its finest 😂
11 months ago
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Also on this day 244 years ago, the biggest regret in recorded history occurred.
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11 months ago
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