IVE BEEN SAAYYYYIINNGGGG

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May we rage when we must & rest when we can. May we build the peace we so desperately need. May we turn our hands, in all things, to the justice peace requires. The only liberation is a shared liberation. May we have courage sufficient to build it. Shabbat shalom ❤️

The Fifth Circuit has ordered a halt to the mailing of abortion pills, cutting off the primary way that thousands of women have obtained safe abortions in the years since Dobbs and raising grave public health risks. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/01/w...

Historians will note this is exactly what millions of Americans wanted, no matter the consequences: to retaliate against the country for electing a Black President by putting a huge racist in the White House who would constantly refer to every Black person he doesn't like as "low IQ."

I’m shocked that this doesn’t have millions of views based solely on how often it runs through my head youtu.be/_I_-jAwJpok?...

Mixed updates from my conservative dad: he now refers to Trump as a ‘dickhead,’ has also purchased an AR-15 ‘just cause.’

We all have days like this

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

Big fan of the wets.

No Kings Protest, NYC

If you spot ICE agents at an airport in the coming days, I want to hear from you. Reach me via Signal at marisakabas.04

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

As I scrolled to this post, Venga Bus is playing in my headphones and it's perfect.

EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT

Opened a PDF and noticed this new monstrosity:

This or just dumping people *in the woods* AND sending folks out w/o their phone or I.D. Volunteers w/ Safe Haven wait at the gate & do sweeps of the woods, with warm clothes, a burner, and a ride home, "so no one is left alone at the gate." I donated; pls join me if you can: gofund.me/7d506a3d0

there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin

A friend had sent me a few videos through Instagram and when I went to view them, it asked if I wanted Meta AI to summarize the messages. They don’t even want us to have attention spans for memes.

Saw Anaconda thinking it would be fun-bad, but it was BAD-bad to an extent that I now have less respect for all the actors involved. I genuinely have no idea how it got made.

In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing. You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics. That is all.

Some plaster fell off my window frame and water was dripping out, and I texted my super to let him know and he responded ‘I’m not working today, I’m not a slave.’

He is ready to fight The Shredder and Vigo The Carpathian

Decided to upload the entire 60 Minutes segment in today's newsletter. Let's see how long it lasts. www.readtpa.com/p/watch-the-...

And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common

wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys

I recommend bringing deviled eggs to the sugar-saturated work holiday function.

You will be visited by 3 spirits.

Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve. Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead. Everyone: Okay. Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

I'm at the combination

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

YESSSSSSS

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I am doomed.

In the subway tonight, saw a gang of Guardian Angels for the first time ever and also an influencer dude carrying a silver platter of sticks of butter with giant cartoon hands. He offered the Angles some butter but they declined.

I’m headed to deep MAGA country this weekend for a wedding and oh how fun would it be for the files to drop before my arrival 🙏

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

Came across this millennial artifact in my closet

#NewYorkCity! We have a new, reliable, multi-organization coalition hotline for reporting ICE activity! It will be live on Saturday, November 15th. I will be handing them out on the 15th as part of the NYC Day of Action. drive.google.com/file/d/1Ldn9...

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

Today I got a new mayor and I got to pet this very pretty kitty. A GOOD FUCKING DAY 🙌

A lot of Very Serious People will be pretending to be confused about What This All Means as a way to avoid the simple inconvenient reality: Voters like it when candidates are kind sincere non-weirdos who are passionate about big popular ideas that will actually help real people.

Does this mean I finally get to know what it’s like to have a good NYC mayor?

excited for full trans Marxist sharia, what a time

Watching the entirety of Frankenstein like: