I will take whatever wins I can get lolol

Lurking...🐈‍⬛️

I just spent $175 at the grocery store and hurt my own feelings 🫠

🙏 idgaf lol

We didn't get it 😔

Putting a bid in on a house today!!! So nervous 🤞🤞🤞

GARY!!!

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes 😘

The big 4-0 today no more 30's

Lol okayyyyy 🤣 random

Casually ordering xmas presents online

Starting to really feel sorry for myself lately. My best friend died my other best friend barely talks to me anymore and I just feel like I have no friends at this point even my family. It really sucks being so lonely and feeling like a loser

Monday is for Starbucks even with one arm

Halloween... lets watch some John Wayne Gacy documentary 😆😆

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Weather appropriate for the day. Last elblw surgery!

My creative spooky weirdo 💜👻

Hes just a baby

I beg your finest pardon...Carson Daly is on The Today Show, why am I old?

The PowerWash Simulator people know what the people want

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses

Nope...

My husband calls scissors "a scissor" wtf...is this a thing?? I've never heard it before him saying it and it drives me nuts!

Just a baby and his straw 😸

I mean....its not wrong

Proving yourself at work can ruin your life

My potato missed me...hes a big potato 🥔 lol 😻

Fucking teenagers...after I offered to get her one and she said no

Hangover cure before I fly home

Last night in Vegas I only spent $20 at the casinos and was 3rd row listening to Martha Stewart cracking jokes ab her and Snoop Dogg 🤣

Made it to Vegas

Tis the season 🧁🎃

@polarizepolaris.bsky.social I saw this and thought of you

2 days until Vegas

Its here 🙌🍂

Today I learned dishwashers have filters 🙃 so long story short lets hope I put my dishwasher back together correctly 😂

Post a duo

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First day of Fall people!🍂🎃🙌

This guy

I think I'm gonna go tattoo...

Yesterday I lost my best friend, sister, my person. For the past 5 years she has absolutely kicked cancers ass and was a warrior. I genuinely dont know how you're supposed to live without the person that you talk to everyday but I do know she'd kick my ass if I dont try my hardest 💔

Concert with mini

Thanks to one of my amazing coworkers me and my kiddo are gonna see Hollywood Undead and Falling in Reverse this weekend !

At the office today, I still have the same pics for the last 7 years 🥰

I found out I need a revision surgery on my elbow and my right arm will be completely immobile for a full week followed by limited movement for another week🫠😭💀

I have already gotten my kid two (small) xmas presents lmao ...idk if this makes me toxic

Kim yelling at me to take cover while I casually roam around trying to remember where all the COG tags are

Post a movie GIF from the year you were born

Part of me just wants to call out of work tomorrow and play Gears of War 🫠