I reactivated this account just to be happy about vene winning and to laugh about eagleteam losing

Genuinely think 🦅🍁 had a mimicry of human romance and then an abuser&Stockholm syndrome-style bond. 🍁was close to him because of the economic prosperity and security 🦅 brings, so he was willing to put up with all the bs, convincing himself that he concedes because of love.

If I say I want to draw something and don't post it, it's because I failed

In 2026 the entire existence of 🦅 must've taken a heavy hit on a molecular level when he realized that on top of everything, his founding beliefs as a nation were entirely overturned for a few demons can usurp powers, making him into the empire which his people rebelled against a few centuries ago.

In 2026 🦅: (I don't want to go home...) 🍁: (I want him out of my home...)

Anyways I think the whole 🦅🍁 plot started because both governing bodies were plotting against each other for their own benefits after the grand cooperation in WWII. It went a little like

I'm not becoming a fan of any p*litician when it's clear what the upper class does. If rich kid clubs like H*rvard can treat women like s*x sl*ves then the current elites have virtually all done something horrific or watched it happen without being charged. For them being normal is the outlier

(mental health rapidly descending into the abyss) I'm going to ship 🍁 with 🌷 for a bit

Hockiii🥈🫶

How is this less suffering than a breakup

🦅: (walks on thin ice to prevent ex wife from hating him more) His very unintelligent folks:

Serious ship talks aside, I now know 🍁 has a huge thing for hyperspermia, gonna draw something weird as soon as I get a break

People usually think argchi when we see "enemies to lovers", but if you read 🦅🍁 history, it's the most classic and accurate thing to fit under the enemies to lovers story arc. The "lovers" result was so successful they have their blood vessels, nerves and immune systems all virtually inter-connected

I've seen things

Trying to research kinks by countries and no scientifically backed data showed up

My unserious side idea is that when you adopt the country of Canadá into your circles, you get a smol chibi of him on an ice cube like the mate(tereré) group did. So yes technically he has that spiritual connection with a lot of fellow incarnations(???

🦅: (said something by mistake) 🍁: you jerk...!😭 🦅: that's not what I meant- 🍁: 😭📱Hello Mexico do you have a moment? And Greenland Denmark Netherlands Australia New Zealand Dad Papa and Uncle Spain! He said something really mean again!😭😭 🦅: how tf does he reach so many people instantly in one call

Post divorce🦅🍁 "Whats the point of kissing now..."

I love my 🦅 (my oc not the actual country) and my 🍁(my oc and the actual country) and my latam(my ocs and the readers and the actual countries)

Sexualizing other countries: would that be too much will I get canceled Sexualizing 🍁: my taxes pay his rent, overpriced winter jackets and hockey sticks, I do whatever the heck I want

I don't have words for the level of horniness

Oh my god bro this not ok 😔😔😔 this country is ridiculous 😞😞😞 they just gotta make me horny and want to draw 🍁 in these when I'm at work😩😩😩

Oh honey honey pie🎶🎺🎸honey honey honey pie🎶🎼🎵

I've always thought sex is very disgusting unless it's my ship going at it. R18 is like meat, if we don't season it with a lot of beautiful (or twisted) emotional connection and top tier romance then it's nasty to chew in my mouth😋

2025🦅: nothing is improving, nothing is getting stopped, my people keep suffering, I need to kms 2026🦅: The monsters who did this to me and my people and the world need to f*cking suffer and I'm not dying before them

I still think my 🦅🍁 hate each other to a certain level lol. It's like "Why does he think he owns me" and "Why does he think he's better". But 🦅 is obsessed and 🍁 is mentally hijacked to some degree so they're still at that stage where it gets uncomfortable if they don't cuddle once in a while.

In case anyone wondered why 🦅 is suicidal:

(Something something 51st state playing on tv) 🍁: what am I to you 🦅: (I could never do that to you...you're someone so precious, like a part of me.... ) 🦅: A part of me 🌵: is that how you ended up frozen upside down on a tree 🦅: yes

Still laughing over the fact that they did this on Valentine's Day. Drawing this meme when I finish work later

An interesting theory I have with 🦅🍁 is how 🦅 is a dying empire, and there will be some pre-incarnations walking around him as people begin to lose trust in the concept of the US. 🍁 would also take care of them, but 🦅 can't see the possible successors.

My 🦅🍁 are so interconnected on a molecular level that they 🦅 can hear his inner thoughts when they're close. What's going to happen after the divorce? They can't afford to live alone and now there's no privacy for anything

Pretty sure their govs at some point put 40 hidden cameras and spying devices in 🦅🍁's house around the 2000s to control and observe. But 🦅 got sick of removing them so he torn time and space inside the house to make it seem haunted.

How 🦅🍁 flirt when suicidal:

There's a limit on how the mind can handle negative things

Me: maybe my 🦅 shouldn't be that obsessed with 🍁, it feels a bit unrealistic Actual usamericans:

Sometimes ⚜️(Quebec) separates from 🍁 and socialize on his own. He looks like 🍁 but with more style and a blue color theme. 🍁 has separation anxiety with him ever since ⚜️ had an independence referendum.

My alt timeline 🦅🍁 murdering every evil elite and reforming their own civilizations. After it's done, they lose their human forms in each other's embrace. Ultimate good ending 😔💕

legit been laughing at this for the past twenty minutes wtf is this pathetic eegle sdhfjkadjfkaejjf (Context: i got tired of drawing human form eagleman so this will be his default form from now on)

-5 Celsius is basically spring and time to watch our new immigrants scream about cold

This cover of Namida fits my 🦅 so well, but all things aside it's just a great (dramatic) song to listen to. Turn on subtitles if u wanna check lyrics out :D music.youtube.com/watch?v=e_9T...

I am so drawing quebec after comm

Equipment test good! time to do comm >:D

🦅🍁 "Let me go, big guy. There's nothing to salvage."

🦅: *crying in the middle of the night* 🍁: (I have 5 international meetings tomorrow, better calm him down and get some sleep) 🍁: have some tea, things will be fine, humanity will end in a few hundred years and we'd all return to land. 🦅: another hundreds of years of this? *crying more*

Pre-2017 🦅🍁

Even more hilarious is when 🦅🍁 after divorce (2026) is a lot more like a platonic relationship. It's either depressing pain or full on awkwardness, because the gov of one is trying to dissolve the other, but they got nowhere else to go because they've been living paycheck to paycheck for a long time

Lol whenever I think about their honeymoon era(post ww2 to pre-2017 ish) its just 🍁 being gradually manipulated into being "smol omega smelling like peaches and ice cream uwu I need a strong man to pay my bills" and he's secretly been suffering the entire time because his true self is never that

Thinking about reuploading some old usca art

I have a tendency to escape to a new account whenever I feel overwhelmed...it's good for mental health