Thank you to the UX designer who decided that messages that were sent immediately after another have a smaller gap than those who were sent 5+ minutes apart.

Hey, so do those creepy bleached white eyeballs in YouTube thumbnails actually improve click-through-rate, or is it just myth among creators?

Respectfully, the aesthetics of the new Apple update SUCK

This is masculinity too

If Taylor Swift and that football man ever break up, it’s going to be so embarrassing that she announced her next album on her ex-boyfriend’s podcast. It also brings the sincerity of the album into question—is it art or a commodity?

Gilmore Girls in 2025: Rory and Lorelei are talking on the phone and Lorelei is ranting about how she doesn’t understand Labubus. After half a dozen beanie baby references she vows to never get a Labubu because they’re ridiculous.

Koosh balls of mass destruction

I miss being Mormon because at least a couple times a year I’d be at an event where there were those tiny frozen cream puffs or homemade Oreo truffles, and I would find make it my mission to eat as many as I could without anyone noticing

Me pulling up to the drive thru window:

I don’t drink, but I fear the day a police officer asks me to say the alphabet backwards.

This is a message for the NYT games editors in regards to February 21st edition of Strands:

Men will literally be haunted by their old business partner and three spirits instead of going to therapy.

Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich is possibly the most perfect fast food sandwich in the USA. I miss it so much.

Ok, this is just really nice.

There was a year where I started writing poetry to perform at slams with my friends, and I’d often write at whatever computer I was currently studying at on campus. So, my digital notepad for poem ideas (or whatever things you usually jot down) was my Gmail drafts folder.

It is so nice to scroll and not see engagement bait, ai slop, or nazis.

I just want the last few good twitter accounts that I follow to move here so I can delete twitter for good.

I just spent 50 minutes on this

Check out her new hat

Maybe instead of choosing between Twitter, Threads, and Bluesky, I’ll just throw my phone in a river and finally be free.

My wife and I are a house divided—I use bluesky, and they use threads 😭

How many invites do I have to give away to my friends before I can use one of them to establish my novelty account here? 🤡

My wife’s parents went to see Asteroid City tonight in full Wes Anderson cosplay:

Watching “The Ultimatum: Queer Love,” and my wife and I have decided that lesbians are insane.

happy pride month

I wish there was a way to auto follow everyone here that I follow on Twitter