*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

Nature is beautiful: here you can see the adult buses circling together to protect the baby buses from busivores that would otherwise prey on them

demonschool credits all 145 people who touched the game over the course of its multi-year dev cycle AND explains what exactly they contributed. the rest of the games industry, which commonly omits people from credits entirely, should be taking notes

金銀26周年おめでと！！

I straight up have not done a good job of really pushing when I'm doing these, so I'm taking this opportunity... ahem... CELESTE CROWD CONTROL HAPPENING TOMORROW @10AM ET! COME MESS WITH MY GAME AS I PLAY IT! ALSO DOUBLING AS MY NINTH PARTNERVERSARY CELEBRATION! Would love seeing you there!

Back in 2017, I realized the Republican claim of "less spending, fewer taxes, smaller government" was a lie. They spend the same amount of tax dollars as Democrats: they only choose differently who to collect it from & who gets to be the recipient. And they LOVE wasting money on war & bailouts. 🧵

Probably the most badass thing I've ever seen! AZ Rep Yassamin Ansari has set up a table outside of Mike Johnson’s offical Speaker Of The House office with a "Mike Johnson is using the government shutdown to cover up the Epstein Files - Change My Mind" sign!! 😆

Well now, would you look at that? A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

I’m so ready for the new katamari damacy ❤️

In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government. She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her. So I confronted him.

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

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Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

Sure. Left wing terrorism is at an all time high, going from 3% of domestic terror fatalities to 4%. Right wing terrorism on the other hand has dipped to an all time low of 95% So technically, yeah.

“Debunked! Trump's Absurd Claim That He Ended Seven Wars” I brought receipts and actual facts:

Things become clearer when you figure out that the purported autism-fixing leucovorin (it doesn't work per actual science) is available at one of the biggest herbal companies, iHerb, which is -- here it comes and I know you're not surprised -- owned by... Dr. Oz All of this is just lies for grift.

Announcing The Mailroom, an upcoming horror game job simulator where you work in the mailroom of a small regional office of Hell located in Modesto, California. youtu.be/whB8cXe5hmQ Please WISHLIST TODAY! #gamedev #indiedev #horrorgame #godot

Digital Foundry Leaves IGN, Now Fully Independent www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl7b... "Digital Foundry has parted ways with IGN and we've bought their shareholding in the business. What this means is that from now on, all aspects of DF are decided upon by DF. We answer to nobody but you, the audience."

Unsolicited duck pic

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 After Long Battle with the Truth hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

"A New Age of Heroes" – a MvC2 tribute debuting at EVO 2025!

Colbert will be all right, maybe even better off. The world's his oyster and I'm sure MSNBC and Netflix will come calling. He could stand up the biggest late night YouTube channel in days. But they are just torching the Late Show, an institution, solely to appease a dictator. And that fucking sucks.

This is amazing. Yesterday Trump claimed he talked to his uncle about how brilliant the Unabomber was when the Unabomber was a student of his at MIT. The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.

People really seem to be enjoying these Zelda collages so here's a few more. Per usual, the scans are by @historyofhyrule.com and the layouts are by us (Retro Game Books). Enjoy.

NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”

The U.S. Defense Department just gave this company $200 million.

Subnautica 2’s development changes have taken another dramatic twist, as former developers claim they’re launching legal action against publisher Krafton, which has now accused them of “abandoning” the project. vgc.news/news/subnaut...

Who did this?

BREAKING: Krafton has delayed the highly anticipated game Subnautica 2 to 2026, potentially costing the development team a $250 million bonus. The studio's leadership had wanted to release the game this year but were ousted by Krafton last week. A wild story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

“It depends if you look Hispanic.” From Forbes: www.forbes.com/sites/stuart...

These people are out of control. www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

The ground turned green since the aurora was so bright

AOC: "On this point of tax on tips, as one of the only people in this body who has lived off of tips, I want to tell you a little bit about the scam ... the cap on that is $25,000 while you're jacking up taxes on people who make less than $50,000 across the US ... while kicking them off the ACA."

lol

Every single Republican who just voted to rip health care away from 17 million Americans has government-funded health care.

google maps broke and created some kind of unholy chicago singularity

They were supposed to be deporting “gang members” and “criminals.” So far, they have kidnapped people working their day jobs and folks lawfully showing up for their immigration court appearances… It was always a lie.

Gunny Ascend Steam Sunna Entertainment ( @sunnastudio.bsky.social ), Fall 2025 store.steampowered.com/app/2886300/...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...

I always feel weird and ashamed asking for help of any kind, but it turns out moving is expensive! Gonna be streaming for a couple hours tonight starting around 8:30pm PST. Nuzlocke run, KOTOR, Mario Kart, and maybe more to raise funds for moving! Come hang! twitch.tv/coffeewithjan

Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

AOC: Impeach 2 Supreme Court Justices Now Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., introduced articles of impeachment Wednesday against Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito over their refusal to recuse themselves from certain cases. www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...

Giant Bomb does Fallout 3 @giantbomb.bsky.social @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com

oh bananah 🍌🙈 #DonkeyKongBananza #Nintendo #Art #Fanart

I did it! After all these years I finally did it! I FOUND JAPANESE BOOB ICE CREAM!!! You can read about them in more detail in my article, but let me quickly give you the scoop on the boob (ice-cream.) www.tokyoweekender.com/food-and-dri... 🧵