Happy Baseball, to all who celebrate!

NOT PENNY’S BOAT

Please read my essay and tell me I am a great person www.sothebys.com/en/articles/...

Calling my dentist to see if they’re having a deal teeth for Presidents’ Day weekend.

Iggles! 🦅

35-28 Chiefs.

Ice Ice Baby Shark

I’m gonna get one of those blow up dinosaur costumes and walk around saying welcome. To Jurassic Mark

Santa’s favorite place to celebrate Christmas? LAPland. Thank you for following me here on BlueSkye

🎶Dune 2: Forget About Me🎶

Sometimes I’ll be watching tv and a random prescription medication will be running through their warnings and they’ll mention lymphoma and I’m like HEY THAT’S ME and then I’ll be like ew gross what the hell. It’s like recognizing a restaurant in Entourage.

How about in A Christmas Carol, Scrooge shows up to a party where his nephew and the nephew’s fiancé and a bunch of their friends are all sitting around talking shit about him and laughing “lol Scrooge that a piece of trash! He can eat shit!” On Christmas Eve.

An app that saves your passwords called Kenny Log-Ins Thank you for following me here on BlueSky

(To the tune of the hit Pearl Jam song Evenflow) 🎶Uniqlo🎶

(To the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle) 🎶Mark Hoppus🎶

The Fast and the Furious: Joycon Drift

Tony Danzig

Shirley Temple of Doom

I feel like you guys aren’t following me hard enough on here?

Thankful af

It’s pronounced Blooskee

Tour is over, Garfield survived.

Dracula Coffin Flop

Every time I have night sweats I convince myself the lymphoma is back. This is probably not self-care.

Thank you, Miele coffee machine, for twenty years of jitters and anxiety. You were loved. 🫡

I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua.

Very grateful to be alive with you all in this moment. 🙏🏻❤️

I will pay good money to have autocorrect learn the difference between your and tour. Just had to correct TOUR twice on that last sentence.

Adjacent Festival

MSG! 🙏🏻

I MISSED A STUCK BOAT?!

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms especially mine who doesn’t have bluesky and will never see this.

Toronto night one

how do I find my mutuals who've moved over from twitter?

Photos from Detroit last night.

🙏🏻 Thank you Chicago.

Photos from St Paul

Tour start today!

For my first post I want to talk about blood orange cake. Delicious. That is all. Welcome to the Bluesky.