another oldie before the blobs go home to roost

hm? oh blob day? yeah ayt

im living in hell on earth man sorry to vague doompost like i'm making do, but goddamn

Hey last update on c*mms submissions for now: It's real hard working on shit when you don't feel like a functioning human being, which has been my whole week so far 👻 I'm gonna take a bit longer getting back to ppl who submitted, so you don't have to assume I rejected your request before the 30th

Heads up to all who submitted a c*mms request I'm moving thru the list a lil slow, but I'm making progress. Have a lot of dumb shit on my plate. Before the 31st, I will contact whoever submitted that I haven't spoken to yet and give timeframes for when I can get to you. Thanks for your patience.

Something between a screencap edit and a total redraw

Curse of obliviousness (an old piece I've been sitting on)

They're still callin it cheeseflation, it never went away

This one's a real oldie, but I still like it.

i'm thinking about doing some commissions... i just need to see about how i'll handle the requests. i might try a variety of methods for multiple rounds, so just be aware of that

I heard she was barely in the movie

a less old Easter Bunny doodle

Old Easter Bunny for egg day

also: no april fools from me fellas. I'm a grinch for every holiday right now, I just can't be fuckin bothered, but I wanna make sure yall know I have no fast ones to pull today

Hey all. As a heads up to anyone who sent me a c*mm request, I am trying to confirm 3 slots today, but I may have to delay until tomorrow or so. Just running really tight on time. Thanks for your patience.

Tune Squad's most powerful benchwarmer

more doodles

Hey all, I'm reopening submissions! See the link below for prices and terms, I'll be responding to submissions over the next few days. I'm only confirming 3 at a time, but I'll reach out to let ppl know when I can confirm them next. Thanks for your interest! forms.gle/mqEy2yuyL6NS...

Addy in her natural habitat: getting a little too carried away on a mid-afternoon snack session (more from dumblr)

chunky RE2make Claire

these have been on tumblr, postin here even more chibis

more (older and less old) fat chibis

as a side note: I'm looking to open up c*mmissions again very soon. They'll be doodle/sketch c*mms cuz I really gotta spend much less time per drawing. So if anyone's interested, just keep an eye out in the next week or so, I'll have details up when I'm ready.

Been seeing more pokemon sprite edits lately (big W right there), so here's the ones I did a bit ago

Sora AI is dead, the bubble begins to burst. Here's hoping they keep falling older Midna doodles in the interest of dancing on the grave

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

chair

THEY WASTED SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FUCKING MONEY AHAHAHAHA

One last thing, cuz I appreciate yall's empathy If anything at all gives me strength, it's that more and more ppl are getting righteously mad. The contradictions became too obvious, too irreconcilable. Keep pulling the wool from your eyes, we're not thru it all yet. No more cope, only solidarity.

I haven't been posting for a long time, so I feel like I owe it to ppl to say a little about why. I'm deeply jaded at this point in time. We're in a dire moment in history, and too many things weigh on my mind now for me to push past my inhibition towards drawing.

Shantae inspired by an out of context screenshot

addy's rapidly swelling rear

Misato hip wings

i've been slow to make use of bsky, so here's some fat chibi to start

Misato legs

it's vintage

Yall need to be way more careful, I see yall following me when I haven't posted shit to this acct, didn't even announce it beforehand. You don't know it's really me. I coulda been a scammer hawkin crypto for all you know