We are governed by vile hateful people

Button bashing is a legitimate strategy for both attack and defense and I will happily have a button bash fight with anyone who disagrees.

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What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders? Trains don't drive themselves.

That's one way to announce you have fewer than 3 friends I guess.

Instead they should all be drinking TDazzle!

So we're getting a third runway at Heathrow and a new rail line between Cambridge and Oxford. Because for too long the South has suffered from a lack of investment 🙄

"We have listened to all the rich people who don't want to pay tax, and have decided to change our plans so that they can continue not having to pay tax."

I know he's one of the most monumentally stupid men on the planet, but there's absolutely no way he didn't know what he was doing here.

Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄

I'm a big fan of zombie horror and 28 Days Later was the reason why so I'm very excited for this.

I don't like people enough to ever be in a room with this many of them.

So is there a way over here to stop my feed jumping to the top every time you open the app?

Get to play another round of my favourite game tonight. Hunt the parcel. Tracking says 'Delivered to address' but I beg to differ.

If you see this, quote post a Star Trek reaction meme.

Phew! Still a few years left of my boyish good looks 😂! www.theguardian.com/science/arti...

So the hell site just keeps turning more and more hellish. I think it might be time to try and slowly make the jump.