U.S. CEOs: "Money is the most important thing in the entire world. It's so essential to life that were going to build our entire society around money as a motivator." U.S. Workers: "Awesome! So if you want us to work for you and do a good job, pay a liveable wage." U.S. CEOs:

Random Thoughts My Brain Has At 6am When I'm 11 Hours Into A 12-Hour Solo Night Shift: "Inside you, there are two wolves. One is mentally ill. The other is autistic. Neither one has any fucking clue what's going on."

I just had a conversation with someone who clings to the right because he genuinely believes that the economy is our primary concern and that humanitarian issues for minorities and marginalized populations aren't important because it doesn't align with the original intentions of the country.

"All great changes are preceded by chaos” ~Deepak Chopra

"Religion and science are opposed to one another in the sense that the thumb and fingers of my hands are opposed to one another. It is an opposition by means of which anything can be grasped." — Sir William Bragg

Between the AI commercials, Kendall Jenner, singing toilets and hairballs, and using Backstreet Boys to promote crypto, we're definitely in our Bread and Circuses phase, only we've been reduced to saltines and kazoos.

I'm glad the Super Bowl didn't bow down to Trump's and Republicans' racism and hate. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

Apparently, some dudes are gonna be playing football during the intermission of the Green Day/Bad Bunny concert tonight. Sounds like a good time to read a book.

It shouldn't have to happen to you, or people who look like you, for it to matter to you. #ReneeGood #AlexPretti #BePrettiGood

Why does so much Indie music sound like it was recorded in a giant tin can with all the mic stands set about 10 feet away??

Why would any man pretend to be a trans woman and put themselves through social ostracization and potentially dangerous life altering medical procedures in order to assault women and children, when it's so much simpler to just run for office?

Many of the Haitian immigrants in Springfield have nothing to return to, even if it were safe for them. This country could extend TPS, but even if they don't, immigrants deserve due process. ICE has shown that they cannot be trusted to adhere to the law. Springfield and Dayton need to step up.

Yes, the TPS for the Haitians is temporary, but you'd have to be an idiot to not realize that the decision to not extend it is a Republican attempt at a power move. These people came here legally. This country chose to offer them protection. This country can choose to extend that protection.

I have a beef with my fellow white people Yesterday, I saw a white person say, "This is not the America I grew up in." Well, guess what? This IS the America that POC have been living in for several hundred years and what they've been trying to tell the rest of us. It's past time to pay attention!

ICE is trying to recoup their losses in Minnesota, so of course, their next logical choice was to go to... *checks notes* Dayton, Ohio. One of the most feral cities in one of the most feral states in this country. Woof...

It’s funny how people expect voters to solve all the problems through voting when the people who are actually in office aren’t expected to do shit.

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

If Renee Good was your last straw. If Alex Pretti was your last straw. If they were what finally broke you, because they were white and you just now realized that privilege no longer exists for anyone but the rich and powerful. You have a responsibility to admit that you haven't been listening.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts #BadJokes

On today's installation of "Memes That Aged Depressingly Well", I give you this delicate 2022 vintage:

I miss the days when I could tell the difference between people who were evil and people who were stupid.

I can't get past this dingbat putting so much effort into trying to appear intimidating and then pulling out his granny glasses during a press conference and expecting to look like anything other than someone's dad who spends his days in the den reading history books and eating saltines.

I would much rather see people who behave horribly have a change of heart and work to amend the damage they've done than to see them die. That having been said, anyone who harms children or the vulnerable should make their amends in a prison cell so that no more people are harmed by their hands.

“No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.” ~Mary Shelley

"With such chaos, someone will do something stupid. And when they do, things will turn nasty."

You can't spend years politicizing humanitarian issues and then complain that people bring politics into humanitarian issues.

The people who shrieked, "Violence is never the answer," when Charlie Kirk was shot are the same people who are gleefully proclaiming that Renee Good deserved to die.

The Venn Diagram of people who whine, "Why can't they just protest peacefully??" and the people who bitch about the anti-ICE protests is a motherflipping circle.

We call ourselves lucky when a good result comes from a seemingly bad decision and blame ourselves when a bad result comes from a seemingly good decision, because we have been conditioned to believe that the only way we can judge our choices is on the outcome.

She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies And all that’s best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes

DISHEVELED GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST BURSTS INTO THE ROOM: “hey, look, I’m sorry, I completely spaced on this. is now a good time?”

Hey, so, when you’re Googling something, you can type “-AI” after it, and it won’t include that stupid AI generated crap at the top.

Do people actually still post fun, random things and have casual conversations on social media anymore? Because if they do, I'd like to find more people like that.

Hot Fuzz is easily one of the greatest movies ever made.

The worst computer animation is better than the best AI.

I saw this quote today, and it hit hard: "Everyone talks about how it takes a village until they're tasked with being the village."

The people of the U.S. are being held hostage by our government, and our leaders are going to get us all killed.

I really hope that the people of Venezuela know that NOBODY here supports that lunatic bombing them.

Maduro is a brutal and oppressive dictator of Venezuela. Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law. Both of those facts are simultaneously true.

Watching The Goonies as a kid: "It's a fun, rollicking adventure!" Watching The Goonies as an adult: "Chunk is gonna need SO much therapy."

I ate my traditional NYE snackies and stayed up until midnight - less of a feat when you work until 11:30pm 😅 - and now I'm going to bed. Happy 2026, y'all!!!

If you're a woman and you want to be a homemaker and raise your children and not work outside the home, there is nothing wrong with that. But. Do it because that's what you want. Not because you're a woman and it's expected. And. Make sure you know how to survive on your own, just in case.

We've built entire global societal systems that have persisted for thousands of years based solely on geographical and biological constraints that are largely beyond our control and have the audacity to call ourselves the alpha species on this planet.

I wish we lived in a world where we could have open conversations and learn about others' ethnicities and cultural traditions without turning it into hateful and bigoted ideology.