Whilst Farida is funny to watch at home, I’d be climbing the fucking walls listening to her demands 24/7 😂 #BBUK

Crying at Farida nominating Teja because she wouldn’t unpack her bags for her 😭😂 #BBUK

I don’t think I’ve ever subscribed to anything quicker than ad free Instagram. What do you mean every other story isn’t a 5 page click ads of shit I don’t care about?! It’s usable again!

You know when you hold a door for someone behind you and rather than take it they just walk through it like you’ve nothing better to do with your day? DEATH!!!

Farida talking like she’s a #BBUK expert is sending me because between two series she’s been in the house about 45 minutes 😭

Emily coming through my bedroom mirror is a sleep paralysis demon that would end my life. #BBUK

Look what turned up 3 days early 😍

After last week, clocking up nearly 60 hours of very intense stressful work, my Sunday Scaries are like being possessed by the devil himself.

I need whoever develops the ITVX app to suffer. #BBUK

Remember when Farida told Kerry about her online fans 😭 #BBUK

This really was a surprise favourite for 2025. Ana de Armas is brutal as Eve. She trained for 5 hours a day for 4 months to do almost all of those fight scenes herself. A brilliant woman kicks the shit out of trash men movie. boxd.it/bqfn3T

Tucked up and cosy in bed with shite on the TV and games on the Switch 2. This is what autumn is for.

Don’t forget to vote for La Voix!! Takes 2 seconds. You’ve got 10 mins!! #Strictly www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...

It’s not the week for the shitty transport in this country to be testing my patience. I am toeing the line of a complete nervous breakdown besties. Although at least if they section me I’ll get some fucking rest.

Jesus they could have hoovered that carpet couldn’t they 😂 #BBUK

I can’t believe we’ve seen that intro VT twice I am honestly ready to end it all #BBUK

Marcus and Elsa are nauseating honestly. So fake. #BBUK

Do you think they fired the person whose job it was to put labels over branded items on #BBUK 🙁

Imagine we’re getting Farida back but at the same time we’re getting Emily again. The reason Emily went home on the first night was because nobody wanted to listen to her endless grifting attempts for attention. More endless misinformed political arguments inbound 🤦‍♂️ #BBUK

I was at Little Simz last night so I’ve got #BBUK on now in the background and I’m absolutely creasing at Sam ripping the shit out of everyone in that task 😂😂

How many years have I been screaming that Mark Fletcher was running Manchester Pride into the ground and none of you believed me 😂. He’s paid himself millions over the years and now it’s probably dead. A lot of you owe me a fucking apology for the way you reacted when I called him out on his shit.

Jonathan Ross accusing Claire Balding of being a liar is a hate crime and I won’t rest until he is suitably punished. #CelebrityTraitors

Not Celia breaking the tension, literally 💨😭 #CelebrityTraitors

Alan saying Tom like it was a surprise 😭😂 #CelebrityTraitors

Soooooo..? We’re poorer anyway 😂

This is the definitive live album btw. music.apple.com/gb/album/hom...

I tried a flavoured matcha and not even banana bread could mask the taste of mud. I don’t believe for a second that anybody actually likes this stuff. Matcha is to Gen Z what avocado was to millennials. All hype and tastes like shit.

Nah tbh Elsa and Marcus know exactly what they’re doing. They won’t even exchange numbers when this is over. #BBUK

Caroline buying her way to staying after her shenanigans is shite. #BBUK

Elsa is going to put a curse on Tate omg 😂😂😂 #BBUK

Jade tonight but I still haven’t forgiven her for “upgrading” the venue from The Academy where you can see from anywhere to the always oversold O2 Victoria Warehouse where you can only see if you’re at least 6ft. Always end up just watching the TVs at the back because it’s pointless 😂

Shirley is absolutely raging that Motsi gave the first 10 of the series 😂 #Strictly

Omg is mother Farida coming back???? #BBUK

I kind of want Elsa to go tonight because I don’t buy her bimbo act tbh. Gives me the creeps. #BBUK

Respectfully, Cynthia Erivo can shove her £220 balcony tickets for Dracula right where the sun doesn't shine.

Me: I quite like the Taylor Swift album. The entire internet:

RIP Rumplestiltskin. I’m so sorry I ever called him Gladys from weapons because whilst she was a murdering witch, she was inherently more likeable. #BBUK

It’s actually so rude to put #TheTraitors on at the same time as #BBUK. Someone get the person responsible in court immediately.

Lady Gaga, the woman that you are. Nobody even comes close to her as a live performer. what a show 😭

They need to change chart rules so maybe a max of two variants are counted into sales. This trend of endless variants is out of control.

WELL WELL WELL. I guess he’s back to living under a bridge 🧌 #BBUK

Oh thank god because I’d completely forgotten I was seeing Lady Gaga tonight 😂

I wouldn’t give you a thank you for saving any of them tbh 😂 #bbuk

Three bigot moments already from the two most vocal reform voters. Not buying the tears either. #BBUK

Caroline is so gross for asking that. Ignorant old ass crusty beast. #BBUK

Elsa is fucking crazy I wouldn’t be anywhere near her for fear of my own life. Nobody has ever said no to her and it’s created a monster. #BBUK

PinkPantheress dropping what looks like a 🔥 remix album on Friday. The features list is like a gay man’s wet dream.

The Doja album is growing on me actually I quite like it.

George doesn’t think he’s privileged as he sits there acting like a chauvinistic pig mere hours after being given a warning for being homophobic. Deluded. #bbuk

The way George just had to end that with “I’ll be treading on eggshells around Sam”. Absolute turd. #bbuk