Oh there is QUITE the bombshell in the Jesy documentary 😂

Obsessed with the Wuthering Heights album!! Charli XCX you will always be famous!!

10 Years of Blue Neighbourhood. They added Strawberries & Cigarettes and Swimming Pools. Troye never topped this album btw. open.spotify.com/album/64AUWu...

Up early to watch the finale of #TheTraitorsUS before work 😂 it’s been a 10/10 season.

Nintendo could learn a lot from these #StateOfPlay events.

Inevitable but also has huge potential if they don’t fuck it up.

Still haven’t played f but I better catch up quick 😩😂 #stateofplay

That Rayman game is EVIL I will not be partaking in a remastered version of that much stress. #StateOfPlay

If you wanna be switch pals 🙂‍↕️ SW-3012-6010-4855

Over 30s should get priority access to the Hilary Duff tour.

Twitter is just insane now. It’s an endless stream of right-wing lunatic posts. It’s literally all the content you get as soon as you open it. (Hidden the ad).

A deeply important story locked behind a paywall on the UK’s worst news website. Jesus Christ. archive.is/ksjEs

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Shame she’s dragging the evil La Roux with her though. She’s one of the brockwell park anti hoopla and anything fun gang.

Naaaaaaame 5 Bia songs gun pointed to your head becoming a Cardi tour moment 😂 now do UK dates I beg!!

Mario Tennis day! Do you play as peach or are you a heterosexual?

-500 points for using the 500 miles song. Sorry loves but I don’t make the rules #Olympics

The BBC showing the evil Torvill & Dean on the olympics VT for the ice dancing event. 42 years ago they said! I presume it was one of their 500 last dance tours.

We’ll have to call coconut milk something like liquid from the white bit of the coconut blended with water and then strained often through a cheesecloth drink. Yum 😂 who is wasting money on this nonsense?

Isn’t it annoying when you’re having a dream that you need to finish so you keep forcing yourself back to sleep to get a bit further, but now I’m awake awake at about 95% with a cliffhanger that’ll drive me insane for days.

Am I expected to believe that my request number for Harry Styles in Manchester was nearly 20,000,000??? You’re telling me that about one third of the entire country requested tickets to that specific show?! Ticketmaster can choke.

I think of all the things I’ve seen on stage, Single White Female might be the worst. Cliche-ridden, corny, Lisa Faulkner has the acting range of a trodden on turd, chaotic, hilarious when it’s not supposed to be, awful awful awful. For that reason it’s ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ from me and I might go again 😂 Iconic.

Someone booting off about noise in the theatre and it isn’t me 😂

Oh you better believe I was winning this war!!

I wish I’d have appreciated this album at The Eras Tour like I do now. At the time I just didn’t vibe with it at all. Now it’s cemented in my Top 3. It’s a deep dive into breakup trauma and features some of her best writing. Folklore remains #1. Red #2 open.spotify.com/album/5H7ixX...

She’s so pretty 😍

God help them all today I am in minus numbers in patience for stupidity. All I need today is to be left the fuck alone.

There’s something so infectious about Latin music even when you don’t have a clue what’s being said. One of the best Super Bowl half time shows in recent years. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ for bringing Cardi & Pedro on to shake booty. #Superbowl

Turning Point claim victory with their little racist Super Bowl halftime show because 5 million people watched. What they don’t mention is that’s less than 4% of all people watching the Super Bowl just in the US alone based on 2025 😭😂 the majority has spoken and it’s not those clowns. #SuperBowl

I tell you girlies if I don’t manage to get some sleep soon it’s over for anybody who even looks at me today.

Not much I hate more than talking on the phone and yet every fucking day my phone is ringing for shit that should have been a text.

So much performative outrage about the ChatGPT trend. How are you going to complain about it on a META platform of all places?? Everything you post is used to train AI ffs. Did you stop using Search Engines because they post AI results? Photo editors for a selfie tweak? Of course you didn’t 😂

We went to Ocasa yesterday and I still can’t believe the fries were £8??????????? What are you talking about £8??????

Finally diving into the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Book 5 of 2026. My favourite part of the day is crawling into bed and reading my books.

How DEEPLY uncultured. #WinterOlympics

The request system for Harry Styles in Manchester has been live for 3 hours and there’s still a wait time of over an hour in the queue. Ban everybody who has already has tickets I beg 😂 and add US and Europe accounts to the list as well. You all got your shot. Should have done locals only.

boxd.it/d0jEop #Letterboxd #WeBuryTheDead

Vito knows EXACTLY what he’s doing 😭

The way that people with London tickets for Harry Styles will end up with tickets again whilst the rest of us locals will get fuck all 😂 Ticketmaster cannot be trusted.

My mental stability watching me click play on A*teens Iconic for the 50th time today instead of getting therapy.

We ate at McDonald’s because basically that was the only thing in budget 😭

Immediately pounced on. Hence why I’m not getting involved this year 😂🤷‍♂️ Criticising irregular voting patterns which were raised by multiple broadcasters concerned about competition integrity makes you anti-semitic apparently. I’d have the same opinion of any country.

I am largely out of Eurovision this year because the discourse around it is so toxic and I don’t think Israel should be allowed to compete for obvious reasons. A*Teens making a comeback at Melodifestivalen though with this camp bop I am absolutely here for. youtu.be/aASiOPz475I?...

I don’t think I’ll ever have been as seated for a movie than this one. youtu.be/e9HXmMnUEdE?...

Olivia Dean winning Best New Artist at the #GRAMMYS feels so right.

CAPRISONGS should have been her first Grammy but we move.

Who runs this account.

I’m watching Step Up 2: The Streets and playing Animal Crossing. It’s rest day 🧘 I saw this so many times in the cinema, the soundtrack in UNREAL, and was convinced I needed to be a dancer. Turns out I was more destined to impersonate Mr Blobby but we move.

Booked another holiday today just for the 5 minute dopamine hit.

Honestly I could just sit in the dark this weekend and recharge.

Nothing quite gets you after you’ve lost someone than hearing their voice and laugh for the first time after. 8 months since a friend of mine (and owner of the company I work for) took his own life and it honestly knocked me for six today at our AGM as the videos played. I miss his shenanigans.