A television programme hosted by Ant & Dec where they take Stephen Mulhern on a holiday? A truly evil concept. The end of television.

I ordered a sweet treat from Get Baked because I’m a 🐷.. I’m yet to have anything from there that has really wowed me tbh. It’s expensive as hell and tbh I’ve had better from supermarkets. I don’t get the hype at all 😩

If I could give you one piece of advice, it would be to NEVER buy a Christmas tree that makes you put each individual branch on one by one because it takes hours and still looks like shit 😂

It happened again!! With a sniper of all things omg it’s been quite the week for not being a complete failure on this game 😂 #BO7

I’m just a hotdog sir

I’m guessing George and Amber in the bottom 2 and George will be saved so there’s a man in the final also #Strictly

I’m actually obsessed with Karen Carney. A really wonderful dancer. #Strictly

In better news I did get some Pick and Mix and 10p chew bars at the shops. Inflation proof chew bars. That little prick Freddo wants to get involved.

Getting dripped on with old coffee because people are fucking feral!! Death to all of them!!

Why are heterosexual men on trains so fucking loud may I ask?

Taylor Swift has updated all of the original album releases to Dolby Atmos on Apple Music!! Reputation in spatial is going to sound insane.

Got my first best play of the season finally on #BO7 😭

Did my first Morrisons on Amazon order today because they sent me a voucher and they’re packing it now and have substituted nearly a quarter of what I ordered 😩😂 this is why I only use Ocado.

The first two episodes of the docuseries are really great. The sheer level of just unedited joy at a Taylor show is unlike anything else I’ve experienced at hundreds of concerts. 3.5 hours. 10 eras. FULL individual production for all of them. It was magic. And it’ll never happen again.

Do you like my Christmas jumper?

156 days until the Eurovision final and I’m already fucking sick of hearing about it.

I can’t believe they’ve desecrated the toffee crisp. An elite chocolate bar sent to the grave and replaced with a chocolate flavoured vegetable fat coating alternative. Nestle will see never see heaven.

The prospect of a new tomb raider game being announced tomorrow.

Sharron Davies getting a peerage into the House of Lords. £371 a day tax free + expenses including travel and an active input into the laws being passed in this country. On what basis is she qualified? Other than being a massive dickhead? Supported Brexit because of unelected officials 😂

Iceland dropping out of Eurovision as expected 😩

Meghan Markle gets so much hate for not speaking to her dad like nobody else has ever cut off a parent. I cut off mine because he’s a selfish useless c**t and doesn’t deserve my time or energy. You don’t owe a bad parent a damn thing and the narrative around this story needs changing.

Album of the year and I won’t here a single word about it. music.apple.com/gb/album/lux...

It truly baffles me why people insist on being in an office when they’re obviously sick. We can work from anywhere why are you making the rest of us ill may I ask??

AXS and their stupid fucking "random" queue system actually which doesn't tell you where you are and how long you'll be waiting. Burn them to the ground also.

Can’t sleep 😩

Jonathan Bailey rolling up his sleeves, eyes going up and down, playing with the bottom of his T-shirt.. he saw Henry and wanted a slice 😂

Album of the year I'm afraid dolls music.apple.com/gb/album/the...

Name something more irritating than trying to select individual seats on a ticketmaster seating plan as thousands of other people do the same thing. DEATH TO THIS BUSINESS I BEG!

Giving The War Between the Land and the Sea a go but tbh I’ve lost a lot of faith in anything related to Doctor Who nowadays.

Sorry girlies but the idea that either Amber or Lewis could be going home over Balvinder is a joke in itself before we even get to who actually goes home. #Strictly

Isn’t this the most iconic Christmas tree decoration you’ve ever seen?

Good morning homosexuals how was your homosexual Slayyyter Sugababes party last night? It was 4 degrees last night and lot of you need to buy a coat!!

It’s actually hilarious that Diddy was filming his stupid documentary and didn’t pay the videographers, so they contractually got the rights to the footage, and 50 Cent paid for it to create this actual documentary about Diddy’s nasty shit. 50 Cent was waiting for the day.

Oooooooh child the strictly spoiler is going to ruffle some feathers 😂😂 #Strictly

Aitch has been so good. I’ve no idea who will win tomorrow though. #ImACeleb

Honestly celebrity cyclone is basically the only reason I watch this show 😂 GET THEM!!! #ImACeleb

Someone in my squad in a COD match just now with the username ‘antiwoke’. It’s like a disease. I’d have battered him but he was in my team 😭

Every gay in Manchester is at homobloc tonight. Me:

It’s final weekend and I cba with the stress of it all #F1

Yessss finally 😭😭

Earlier on the tram, I dropped my AirPods case and my AirPods flew out. Knelt down to pick them up and the driver braked so I went flying. Just sat on the floor in shame. Some girl said are you ok? Oh yes hen absolutely fine I just love rolling around the tram floor like a pig in shit.

Time to catch up with the girlies #RHOBH

I’ll pay someone to put my tree up. It’s a good tree but you have to do each branch individually and I don’t like Christmas even close enough to be arsed with it. I’ll give you extra to come back in January and take it down again 😂

Me to myself every time the song changes on my most played of 2025.

This is terrible news. Netflix shouldn’t be buying any huge studios. It’ll kill cinemas and let’s be honest, Netflix’s output nowadays is poor at best, nobody wants them near any WB franchises.

Going to the Trafford Centre to do some Christmas shopping.

I had two parcels delivered by Royal Mail today. One has been delivered, the other I don’t know what is but has disappeared into thin air. This is the proof of delivery 🤦‍♂️ number three on the incompetent list for today.

Signed by the man himself 😄 but also dented because Waterstones sent it rattling around loose in a bigger box. Second on the incompetent list for today.