I’m not sure there’s anything I hate more than talking on the phone. I’ve been in meetings for like 6 hours today I’m talked out.

When do you stop listening to Danceteria on repeat I need help

Sam Neill, the amiable and adventurous leading man who emerged from New Zealand to make his mark in such films as Jurassic Park, The Piano, Dead Calm, In the Mouth of Madness and so much more, has died. He was 78. bit.ly/4ynfNxq

The VFX in The Day After Tomorrow have held up extremely well considering it’s over 20 years old and got an updated release in 4K. Really quite impressive.

The smoke in Manchester City Centre from the wildfires is getting a bit intense now. Making my eyes water. Some plebs letting off fireworks on the moors started it this time.

A cosy life farm sim set in a supernatural world with vampires, werewolves, and witches? I’ve never hit buy so quickly in my life. www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Games/...

All I can hear is the scene from Spy 😭

I started a bit of a ruckus on Facebook at 3am by suggesting that maybe gloating about teaching your kid that McGregor is “king” whilst watching this perhaps wasn’t appropriate considering he’s a fucking rapist who goes about assaulting pensioners.

Me after telling half of Manchester outside my flat to shut the fuck up because it’s 1:27am.

28 degrees in my bedroom tonight I am being roasted.

The only good thing to come out of having this football on is finding out Ted Lasso is back next month.

I had a terrible experience with a Norwegian at a hotel check-in desk in Oslo and I’ve cursed her ever since. A truly evil woman. A bad seed on this earth.

I love watching these games on the streaming apps because they run about 10 seconds late. The world outside erupts and then I look up to see what happens and I miss absolutely nothing 😂 back to whatever I’m actually doing 😂

All day I’ve waited for some cooler air so I can try and bring the temp down from 30+ in this flat.. and the moors are on fire so I’m being choked out by smoke instead 😂 tenner on a pleb with a BBQ again.

Heat, alcohol, and football, is quite the mix for chaos isn’t it? It’s getting rowdy outside already 😂 the police helicopter also really adds to the ambiance of the city descending into madness.

Girlies, if SSRI/SNRI heat headaches are killing you off, these are a godsend.

It’s also time to get cracking on Pride T-Shirt designs. It’s only 7 weeks or something. Madonna Danceteria absolutely on the list. We’re off to a Madonna night on the Sunday so it makes sense.

I’m doing a Hunger Games marathon today.

There’s a group of fake charity collectors on market street in Manchester robbing people in the name of helping Palestinians. Absolute dregs of society.

Cheap Halloween for me luvvies I already look like this

And they have the audacity to complain about pride month?

Godzilla Minus One became a surprise favourite movie of mine so I’m VERY excited for this. They made Minus One on a $10-15m budget and the VFX were better than most big-budget blockbusters.

Not even Lucifer wants to deal with that arriving in hell on a Friday.

Costco is like an adult playground. I need to go back immediately for everything.

This is one of the best books I’ve ever read in the thriller genre. Very excited to see what they’ve done with the adaption.

I was walking home yesterday on the way to feed my geese friends and my favourite one was cheating on me with a lady who had peas. I feel deeply betrayed and will be contacting Netflix to arrange a documentary as soon as possible.

My entire mantra as I burn out like a collapsing star.

If I never heard the words ‘Donald Trump’ or ‘Nigel Farage’ for the rest of my life, it would still be too soon.

God you can’t have anything fun can you 😂 mind you sounds just like something a witch would say 🌝

Omg it’s flying ant day.

I need someone to snap me in half to get that good back crack. boxd.it/f806SZ

Omg the initial reactions to The Odyssey are insane. A couple saying they’ve seen it twice and loved it more. Career-defining performances all round. Christopher Nolan the man that you are.

America turning the World Cup into a tit-for-tat card battle is so deeply aligned with their penchant for ruining absolutely everything they tell everyone they did better.

I had Mexico in the sweepstakes but I’m supposed to pretend I’m happy England won? I don’t think so luvvies.

Bold of Facebook to presume I even like leaving the house tbh. I’d be a hermit if I could I hate people.

Christian Horner when Martin Brundle cornered him live on Sky Sports to ask why he’s there and if he’s enjoying being unemployed 😭😂 #F1 #BritishGP

Silo is a must watch. One of the few sci-fi adaptions that really do the books justice. Rebecca Ferguson is obviously incredible.

Having another rest day to try and kick this spiral into burnout before it goes too far. Mind you it’s going to be an intense few weeks so it’s probably inevitable anyway.

Greggs taking the Mexican sandwiches off the menu tomorrow is so ridiculous 😂

Just seen someone I really liked rated Flushed Away ONE STAR on Letterboxd and it’s sad because I’ll not be talking to her ever again.

Every week it’s something with these cars 😭 from constructors and world champion to an engineering team who can’t even get the fuel levels right ffs.

Shame she wasn’t an acting coach so she could become good at her job.

I’m quite enjoying Widow’s Bay so far but it feels very inspired by the Stephen King vibe so I fear I’m going to have it all worked out a lot earlier than I should. BUT the creepy tension feel is done very well. Another Apple TV smash. www.justwatch.com/uk/tv-series...

I love love LOVE a messy Sprint race. It’s just Ferrari & Mercedes doing this for 30 mins 😭😂😂😂😂😂 #F1 #BritishGP

Hopefully they get through to the semis 🌝

I think it’s a bit sad, tbh, that the only place Taylor could get married in NYC that had multiple layers of security perimeters by default was an arena. Nobody wants to get married in an arena, ffs. But after the crazy fans ruined Jack’s wedding, she doesn’t have much of a choice.

Imagine they let all the pubs give staff shifts, offices rearrange working hours, schools open later, for the 1am England World Cup match on Monday, and then they move it to 7pm on Sunday anyway?? Abysmal sport.

Madonna has won Pitchfork!! And they’re absolutely right it is excellent. Over 40 years into her career she’s dropping albums that are being labelled as essential in her discography. What an icon. pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

Flipping from Madonna to Sienna Spiro albums today. #NewMusicFriday