Do people even still exist here?

I forgot about this place.

. . . WHERE THE HELL AM I?

Giggle.

You too?

*she hugs Js, attempting to bounce up and down but can’t*

@b3stfr3indz.bsky.social My sis is here. Yippee!

100. Giggle.

Waving.

//Improvements. Kinda took my own take on Miles here. I think I made it more creepy than anything...

//Oh shit, what up Miles? @twotailedengi.bsky.social

I may know. I'll have to double check though.

I do what I want.

PINNED

Well. I removed the remnants of Uzi from here. Giggle.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,357,626! Should've been number 1 in my opinion...

Nice try.

I can't be the only one who sees this.

OH MY GOD IT IS SO ANNOYING NOT HAVING IT ON MOBILE

WATCH OUT!

They're apparently adding pinned posts, but I need to see videos.

THERE'S A VIEW QUOTES BUTTON ON PC BUT NOT ON MOBILE????????

Ugh… fine, here’s my stupid Twitter…

Not entirely sure what that is.

Mhm… sure buddy…

A… drone? How do you not know what you are?

This is certainly a weird drone…

Now that’d be funny to see…

Yeah?

Thank Robo-God, I better start working on mine then.

A gal could get used to these rules!

My teacher is here???

Good thing I’m a robot and my memories save in my head… I also have memories of others now… yay…

Almost an hour later and I just noticed the spelling error. Yup, guess I’m dying.

I’m the first Uzi Doorman parody on here by the way, there’s two others, but I’m fairly certain they joined after me.

Oh my god someone can just flood your notifications if they like all your posts, they don’t get grouped together.

Calling it now, the day that this place adds a way to few quotes, parodying will take off.

This site is getting so overloaded that images are taking ages to load.

I play that on my visor when I’m bored. I’ve had my teacher see me and start actually helping me midway through. He hates his job.

How ironic that I’m more active on here than I am on my main Twitter parody.

Change your name to “THE HATER”

Must be interesting then, do tell.

IT HAS BEEN A DAY SINCE SOME OF US ACTUALLY STARTING DOING SOMETHING WITH THESE ACCOUNTS! SILENCE SLIGHTLY LARGER PARODY!

Where’s the post?

Flutters actually doesn’t sound that bad… I still prefer Uzeets though.

Eh. I’m treating this like prison. Gotta go for the biggest guy you see, which happens to be you as far as I know.

NUH UH! “Uzeets” sounds better!

I need more people to follow, it’s hella boring around here.