Congrats on her transition

Once I revert to an egg I must bury myself underground for three years, there my form matures.

It's midnight I'm listening to Marin sing Just the type of vibe I needed

Me and who

I think Toys to Life games like Skylanders had potential but the downside was that the games almost always were significantly less fun, or borderline unplayable if you didn't. But using a figure to add to an already fun game would be a neat concept.

Crab

Real

Never forget I peaked here

How I feel next to other cosplayers at cons when I'm in my mid 20s

I can't play coffin of Andy and Leyley because a female friend bought it for me and called me onii-chan and I feel like if I play the new updated chapters I'll be able to psychically link with her mental illness

I *almost* beat Castlevania 1 without dying. Got all the way up to the hallway before Death. Then died, lost my axe, then died seven more times and game over'd Tomorrow I got this

Watching the Liam Triforce video on SM64. Jarvis. Smack his nuts. He's not playing this on original hardware

I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real.

Finally able to do the Nintendo gallery stuff.

Someone tell Tingle to be normal

I keep forgetting this account exists if it isn't clear to anyone following me I'm sorry

Hell is a fan of medieval torture apparently

"kill yourself, I'll even help you do it"

I barely used this thing growing up but I always thought GBA connectivity with GameCube stuff was cool. There are some achievements on RetroAchievements that require it though so I'll end up using it a bit here

You get an achievement for naming the Revelations Persona protagonist this on RetroAchievements btw

Tenchu Stealth Assassins review: Game kinda sucks ngl. Really cool ideas and nails the execution in a lot of ways but just doesn't feel fun to play. Still recommend for anyone interested in the history of stealth gaming as it's surprisingly competent for an early fully 3D stealth game

I crave one thousand US dollars

Cid and Mid the goats

Woah... Danganronpa...

I was talking with @exellock.bsky.social about an annoying moment in DQ6 and I am now reminded of this annoying kid from FF11. Abyss tier sidequest. Genuinely deserves to get deleted from the game. Straight to mega hell

Guh

I'm dropping dragon quest 6 man this game has pissed me off for the last time. Just absolute dogshit game design after dogshit game design after dogshit game design. How the fuck did they make this after the previous five games. Jesus Christ man

I somehow missed an Animus Anomaly in the starting region of the game?

I do think it's funny that the Nintendo DS remake of Dragon Quest 6 removed the Monster Rancher job because that's an entire mechanic that's removed from the game now, but also after playing through most of the SFC version I straight up do not care if monster catching exists. I'm not using it.

Nintendo switch online should add satellaview stuff I think it would be funny to give japanese NSO players another free fire emblem that American NSO players can't play.

Emblem of Roto getting an official English translation in 2025 woah

Dude shut up I'm trying to sleep

Girls Frontline 2 is a game that lets you watch anime girls while they sleep. This is the future of weeb games

This Dragon Quest 6 enemy that's literally just some random guy

Guh

I'm almost finished with the danganing of my ronpa

Ifrit in FFXV is just aura farming how long do you think he was sitting there posing before we showed up

John Balatro

I got FFXV working on my PC properly finally. This is it. I will once again become consumed by the multiplayer (and single player this game lives in my brain)

I have not posted here in a few days. I am here to tell you that dragon quest

I'm partially gonna do it just for the bit of having another year where SoP is the first game I play on PlayStation but I actually do need a few seconds of footage for a video so I'm gonna play it anyways

FF2 moment

If I had a nickel for every time a #DragonQuest prequel game connecting the previous games made you fall down a giant hole to a second world below the first, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

Decided to stop goofing off with side content and finally finish the base story of #FFXI

Honestly once I beat every game on my 3ds backlog I'll be glad to just like, have a handful of things I like installed instead.

Playing the Hitman Jean Claude Van Damme mission and WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN HE DISCOVERED HOW TO CLONE HIMSELF AND I NEED TO KILL 17 VERSIONS OF HIM

My friend started playing FF16 and he's loving it so let's go FF16 Bluesky users talk about how much you love Gav or whatever y'all be doing