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* Baby train? I didn't know they made those... * But I guess it makes sense when I stops ta think about it... * 'Cause how else wouldja have full-grown trains? ▷ Actively laying down on the tracks.

* Awww... thanks, Ory. * Yer my favorite deputy!

* Darn, I guess I better pack it up fer the day... * What's a meta anyway

* Aw, she don't like'n my character quirk... * Guess I gotta go tie myself onto the train tracks

* Sans Frandisco, we all know it! * Fun vacay spot

* @integritysbloom.bsky.social, when ya next get some time, would ya mind checkin' over Seth's fit? * Umm, I ain't gonna spill their business or nothin', but it's real important, like.

* I thought I heard 'shootin' guns around children' and I came ta pitch in! ▷ He shoots into the air a few times.

* Yeah, Aqua's the biggun. * Not sure we can leave her sequestered fer that long...

* I'm goin' all in! * 21, here I come!!

* Leave 'em behind? * Why, Flowery, they'd destroy the entire kingdom by the time we got back!

* Well, ya got the kiddos riled up... * But don't worry, they'll get tired of it eventually! * I think.

* Wow, it's so darned beautiful out here... ▷ Wipes tear from his eye.

* Thanks, pard, fer listenin' ta my dream! ▷ Gets launched out of a cannon at mach 5 and dies instantly on impact.

* Sounds good, yup! * Ya need any help with the bags, Flowery? ▷ This could not possibly go wrong.

* Oh, ya think that's how we might make it ta Sans Frandisco? * Might be worth a shot... ▷ Doing the same thing in thought. * Family vacay?

* Huh. Alrighty. * Well, d'ya know how we're gonna even get there then?

▷ the roger rabbit x jessica is strong with these two

* What's them places anyway? * I ain't even heard of those 'cept for you sayin' 'em every now 'n then... ▷ He's not even going to go into jarona.

* Oh... I didn't know we were playin' a game... * Welp, since I lost, guess I'd better go chain myself to a rock 'n get my liver pecked out by birds fer all eternity!

▷ ok i just saw a cover of flower man with a banjo and piano and it made me think of like, in the game each duo getting their own secondary backing instruments when they were fighting alongside flowery and then the final version for omega and knight fight flowery would have every instrument

* This other blue feller is perdy handsome too... but he ain't nothin' compared ta Blue!

▷ what if the flowers all sleep together sometimes and the place they're sleeping is called a flowerbed. what then

▷ Instantly shooting out of bed so fast his hat goes up into the sky for a second. * A'course, Blue, a'course!

* #MyFlowerPatch

* ... And how exactly didja earn it? ▷ Yellow crossed his arms and tapped his heels, looking sternly at Seth. Feels like he's learned some tech from Blue.

* I dunno, Seth. * What's all this 'give me the Mantle back' business? * Did ya steal it or somethin'? ▷ He tips his hat, careful not to expose Orange.

* I thought yer negotiation went well, anyway... why'd all this happen?

* Well, I'm gonna be real honest, folks... unless people can get along... ▷ Serious Mode engaged. He pulls out his gun with a flourish. * I'm goin' ta have ta dish out some Justice. * And every single one'a us is behind Seth... * ('Cept maybe Aqua I ain't really sure on that one)

* Umm... war? * Genocides? * Obliterimeration? * That all sounds mighty Crimeinal to me...

* Well, I dunno why I'm thinkin' on it, but if I weren't no human nor flower... * I'd be a Hornse.

* Aw, naw, naw, that ain't it! * I'm sure this Berdly fella would notice ya if ya just gave it yer all... * (I swear ta sod if that other green one ruins it for Seth...)

* Aw, I think ya look mighty fine in this picture, Seth! * I'm sure Blue 'n Flowery would agree.

▷ Yellow squints at Aqua, clearly not believing her. * Fixin' it how? * Looks like it ain't willin' ta fit in there... ▷ He sighs, shaking his head. * Well, alright, but if'n it don't go normal by the time ya go to sleep... * Check in with Green or Blue, wouldja? * Just for my peace'a mind, OK?

* Well, ya don't look fine... ▷ The cowpoke bends down to get a better look at her. * Now, what'd you get into, little missy? * Anything I can help with?

* Hmm... that sounds like a big-time Crime. * But... Evil's is Crimes too... ▷ He scratches his head. That's a real puzzle for him.

* Umm, Aqua, the heck's goin' on with ya? ▷ Squinting down at her.

* Was he imprisoned Unlawfully?

▷ Yellow finishes up his harmonica just as a crashing sound comes from the prison room. * What in tarnation--?! ▷ He peels off the wall and pulls open the door, only to see Kris and Seth escaping. Yellow fumbles for a moment before pulling out his Lasso Revolver and trying to shoot them from afar.

▷ today's been a good day for my yellow. i'm tempted to get in on the pinks chaos too but i might actually die, maybe i can do what some others are doing and go halfsies

▷ Is also there with ropes attached to each of his limbs and four horse-drawn carriages. * Who's Papyrus

▷ Shaking and sweating hard from moving a grand piano like a hundred feet or more, he wipes his forehead. * PHEW!!!! Who knew keepin' criminells in line was such hard work?!

▷ in which yellow imprisons kris and seth then gets galeem beamed off of the face of the planet

* Hey, pard. Ya wanna explain why ya hurt the poor little missy? * I'm gonna give ya 'til the count'a ten... @roaringtitan.bsky.social

* I dunno what a Meadow Pantaloon is, but it must be real valuable for them criminells ta be vyin' for it so much! * ... Oh well, Justice is served!

* I never thought I'd be shootin' Seth in this trial... it's true what they say, Crimes is contagious... ▷ He gives a long, sad sigh. * Maybe I'll be infected next... * Then I'll have ta jump in the crocodile pit and get all my limbs 'n face torn off...

▷ it's too perfect that yellow gets instantly turned around on seth with but a small push

Dinner looks great tonight