Throwing myself a surprise birthday tea party. Kids have forgotten my birthday so they'll be well surprised! 🤣🤣

Everyone seems to be dropping like flies with seasonal illnesses. Not me though. I had flu, shingles, and pneumococcal at the same time, in the same arm. I'm hardcore apparently. OK. I had no idea why that's a bad move. Ouchies. I'm a wimp after all.

Why is it that everyone is quoting "Donroe Doctrine" when what trump actually said was "Donroe Document". Am I the only one who hears it?

How long will it be before Venezuela fully realises what the USA has done and fights back? Gonzalez is asking the military to fight to put him in power, so things may escalate rapidly.

When I read somewhere that chump had bombed the dead body of Hugo Chavez I immediately but it down to Internet misinformation - but it seems to be true. Who does that?

So to recap: Trump and his senior staff watched the covert strike on Venezuala from *checks notes* a curtained off area at Mar-a-Lago? What marvellous new year entertainment he provides for his members!

Why is it that chump announces he will be there at a certain time but is always, ALWAYS, late?? I find tardiness incredibly disrespectful. Don't US citizens feel insulted? Like their time is much less important than his?

So if its now OK for an unpopular president to be captured and syndicate by an even more unpopular president of another country - when is Putin coming for his puppet president?

Thanks to Allison for this www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

Powerful.

Well done beeb! Now let him try and sue 🤣 In the uk he had a year after it aired and time was up some 17 days ago. In Florida it's 2 weeks - but it didn't air in the USA. In short, we aren't your piggy bank Mr Sniffy😜 share.google/kxCqdoKYTxEb...

If we bow down to this madman I will be utterly ashamed to be British. The BBC did nothing wrong. OK, so his speech was sliced but in essence the meaning was the same, less all the hot air that pads out his waffle. Do not let him scare you @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social share.google/y3cbEpYpGLkK...

So is anyone taking bets on how long it will take for hostilities to resume in Israel? My guess is before the end of the week.

Whilst I'm delighted with the Nobel Peace Prize's choice, I'm even more bowled over with their remarks in favour of democracy. They could have been addressing Trump directly. He must be spitting nails today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Congratulations and Bravo to María Corina Machado. share.google/TjuMMUquxggP...

Why is this not all over MSM? It happened two days ago. Where are you @cnn-news.bsky.social @msnbc.com et al?

Pun of the day: "When we were gathering our tools, did you half inch my tape measure?" OK. I'll shut up now.

Seriously worth a watch. Made me laugh anyway 🤣🤣🤣

God knows what's in the Epstein files but judging by the barrage of diversions Trump is trying, it must be really damning. Release the files.

I wonder what trump ate at the Royal banquet? I'm sure the king and queen would never go for McDonald's, but maybe Andrew ordered in pizza? 😜

“We do not want our government to trade away our democracy and decency.” Make him see us UK! Thousands to protest against Donald Trump’s state visit | The Independent share.google/7WGR5y4PzIIG...

Had no idea what a groyper was so looked it up. Think I preferred not knowing 😜

If you seriously want to honour Charlie kirk then honour one of his last wishes. Release the Epstein files.

Well I'm happy to read the victims' list once they've compiled it. Pretty sure that was their promise if this failed wasn't it? Republican support erodes for Epstein files petition share.google/g86UtZ7shMyL...

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Stupid cat

So how are those "peace deals" holding up Trumplethickskinned? Iran readying for 'second round,' as Hezbollah braces for war, ex-IDF intel officer warns share.google/PnYezpglNN4g...

That's it. Going to have to burn the house down now.

This is serious. Russia bombs an American owned factory situated in western Ukraine, close to Poland and Lithuania. Drones flew through both countries. MSM wall to wall coverage of fbi raid on John Bolton. Where are the Epstein files? youtu.be/BwcXPvmU0Gc?...

Release the files

In a demonstration of how much Putin wants peace, sirens go off in Kyiv and bombs fall as trump meets Zelensky and European leaders.

They're not alone in their views. Trump is Putin's anal dwelling butt monkey

Must be prepared to give security guarantees to Ukraine. Amongst all the things that piss me off about our lack of support for Ukraine, that pisses me off the most. We gave guarantees they gave up their nukes🤬 Statement by President Macron, Prime Minister Meloni et al share.google/ce0l0aWEunKQ...

Omg he's done it. This bodes Ill. The usa is officially a fascist dictatorship.

@cnn-news.bsky.social @msnbc.com @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social why haven't we seen anything about the protests over there yet? Ashamed of you.

I've finally figured out what method trump and his administration are using to set tarrifs...

When the urge to deface someone's property is overwhelming...

I want to go for a beer with this lady. Good for you lass!

I need to see more of this. Please tag me if you come across any. It's cheered up my otherwise deeply distressing doomscrolling coffee break 😜

So what's the being that the people building trump's ballroom only get paid a fraction of the $200m due and he finds a way to pocket the difference? Old habits die hard.

I wondered why Witkoff was wearing a black maga hat. Could it be symbolic of the death of the maga cult? Nah. He's scared he would be an easy target with a red cap.

Lucky the women here have been convicted of non violent crimes as I'm being many of them have daughters. Inside Ghislaine Maxwell’s new Texas prison where she will bunk with Elizabeth Holmes and Jen Shah | The Independent share.google/fbUuVfrb80xZ...

If one more child rings the doorbell asking if my 10 year old (who's at football club today) can come and play, I may feel so sorry for letting them down ill go and play football with them myself.

OMG Comedy gold!! We'll the subject is far from funny but the delivery is to notch 😄

At least the Biden administration needed an autopen to validate documents with his permission in his absence. In the trump admin they just replace the stylus on an ecg machine with a sharpie and slip the paper under.

Trump withdraws USA from UNESCO again. Now release the Epstein files!

Love this from Colbert! Looking forward to his final ten months